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"Stuck At Customs?! Noooooooooooooo!"

If you happened to be one of the unlucky people who didn't receive your Gameboy Advance today, DO NOT FEAR! The second batch of Gameboy Advance Consoles were held up at customs and didn't reach Special Reserve until about 11 O'Clcok this morning...

I assume the staff running around like mad trying to send to orders off, so you SHOULD get you Gameboy Advance Tomorrow or Monday...

But as I said, don't worry... They'll get there! I know it's disappointing not getting it on release day, but bear with them... If you can...

The alternative is to go and attack the Sawbridgeworth Warehouse with sticks and petrol bombs, but then you certainly won't get it!

Game: Incomparable Indermediary!

Not wearing a kilt, I hope.

The noblest prospect a Scotsman ever sees, is being able to stand in the Highlands and say I'm a Scotsman and not an Englishman because The Bruce won at Bannockburn!!

The noblest prospect which a Scotman ever sees, is the high road that leads him to England!

I knew this day would come. The cows are taking back whats theirs.

It doesn't take a surgical operation to prove an Englishman has no brain.

It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotsman's understanding.

You may have to rethink your approach a little. Hadrians wall was built by the Romans after they raped and pillaged England, they were too scared of the Scottish barbarians, that they decided not to go any further.

And as for the Ginger hair, that came from our Viking friends who settled in Scotland, and we allowed them to use it as a stopping point whilst they were travelling to England to raid your villages!!

Sill Game, still getting the wool pulled over your eyes after 2000 years, but still, you can be thankful the Scottish decided to stay and protect their own homes, you really almost became Scottish after Wallace sacked York!!

Nature felt sorry for you... you were endowed, for lack of a better word, with the highlands, a load of thistles, and ginger hair... so it attatched you to us in the hope of raising the area standard... but because of your dodgyness you wanted to be secluded, which was for the best really so you built Hadrians wall...

Simple.

Seeing as the Highlands is regarded as one of the most gorgeous places on earht (despite the electricity pylons) nature must have been quite good to us.

But then again, if you were meaning that it connected us to England, then I have no answer!!

It must be horrible to live in Scotland...

Only able to drink whiskey... only being able to watch Braveheart at thew cinema... only be able to have haggis microwaveable meals... only drinking thistle wine on special occasions...

I mean how can you like the highlands.... how can you like Nature after what it did to you?!

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