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As Inpector Gadeget sits wondering in amazment at his new lava lamp, Penny busts through the door, with her new invention, the Go Go Gadget Clock, under her arm!!!
"Hey Dad, look at what I made you!!" exclaims Penny!!
"ugh, lava lamp!!!"
"No silly it's a Go Go Gadget Clock, Grix' Brain said I'd never manage it, and you are forever losing your watches, so I made you this!!"
"Grix' Brain what have you been up to on that Internet, young Lady??"
"Eh, nothing, just chatting away on some forum!!"
"Oh, a Forum, eh, I get it??"
Just then a monkey bursts through the door, carrying a funny looking banana!!
"EEEE, ah, oo oo, ah ah!!"
"Em, what??" questions Gadget.
"I think he wants you to use it as a phone!!" explains Penny.
"Oh, right, chief are you there!!"
"Eh, Gadget, I've had a call from the SR Posse, they have been having trouble with Chimpanzees trying to take over Goatboy's Monkey Army, and they wouldn't mind you running along to help them out!!"
"Goatboy, is this SR Posse some type of home for retards??" asks Gadget.
"NO DAD!! They are the guys from that forum, maybe I might actually get to meet Grix' Brain!!"
"Now, now Penny this mission will be far too dangerous for you!! I need you to stay here and look after my Lava lamp!!"
"But Dad..."
"No buts Penny, It will be far to dangerous with rabid chimps on the loose!!"
Meanwhile, in the SR headquarters, the posse have all gathered to fight the chimp invaders!!!
"We have a problem!!"
"What's that Goaty??" asks Er-no!!
"The Monkey'sdon't want to fight, they say they are too hungry, because the chimps stole all of their Bananas."
"Damn, we needed them too, I hope Inspector Gadget gets here soon." pleads Grix as he looks out the Window at the Chimp army holding the building under siege!!
"We'll just have to go it alone!!" explains Sniper, "We just have to give them some bait to distract them, and them take them out whilst they aren't looking."
"Eh, how exactly?" asks Ant.
"Like this!" laughs Sniper as he throws Ant out of the window, "Well they eat flees, why not Ants!!"
"All we need now are a couple of people with really bad breath to keep them at bay, and a couple of guns, they'll run away if they think we're poachers!!" explains Bonus.
"I've got the guns, no bother, I hid them in the loft a couple of weeks ago, just in case we were attacked by Chimps weird that, eh?? said a shell-shocked Sheepy.
"Damn, they've finished off Ant, any more bait?? asks Sniper. Before anyone gets a chance to nominate someone, Turbonutter is chucked out the Window.
"Right, got it for the two with bad breath. The Gamecube stinks, yeah, so if Game and Meka are forever talking about it then, their breath must stink too!! And if the get killed we've always got Grix and Zeldapro for contingency measures!!" explains Bonus as his brain clicks into gear!!
A siren fills the air from the distance. Inspector Gadget's car leaps over the hill. The Chimps all charge the car and grind it to a halt. Gadget gets out to take them on!!
"Go Go Gadget Gopher Repellent!!" shouts Gadget. Out springs his Go Go Gadget Clock. "Damn it, Go Go Gadget Clock!!" Gadgets coat fills up with air, but before he has a chance to float away, the chimps grab him and begin to throw him around.
"Right guys, now's our chance!!" whispers Sniper, "Have we got Meka and Game tied to the front of that thingy yet??"
"Yep all secure." explains FM.
"Right Sheepy, where's those guns??"
"Here they are, but we only have two bullets, plenty of guns, but only two bullets." cries Sheepy.
"It's OK, Meka and Game's breath should do enough damage, remember to shout Gamecube guys, right!!" demands Bonus.
"Yeah, sure, you Scots really know what you are talking about when it comes to war, so anything you say Bonus!!" Game says as he pledges his future as a Servant to the People of Scotland.
"Right, stop your grovelling Game, and start Gamecubbing!!" orders Bonus.
The group march down to the confirmed battle zone, where they find the chimps playing Monkey (well we would call it Donkey, but, they don't like Monkey's very much, DAMN THEM!!) with the highly inflated Inspector Gadget.
"Right, the Gamecube breath seems to be making them drowsy, thats even more rancid than we had expected, so much for being a kiddie friendly system!!" laughs Bonus!
Sheepy fires one shot to deflate Gadget before he floats away, some of the Chimps head for the hills, the others run at the group, but are instantly knocked unconscious by the Gamecube atmosphere!!
"Only the leader chimp left, lets set Game free to run after him.!!" exclaims Sniper.
"No, the Monkey Army want him alive, to set as an example to the chimps so that they don't ever try this again!!" explains Goaty.
"What Game's breath isn't bad enough??" inquires Bonus.
"It probably is worse, but that doesn't let the Monkey Army set the example!!"
"Ah, I see, well, what will we do??"
Before Bonus finished the last sentence, he fired his only bullet with precision accuracy.
"When I killed Kenned...eh...when I was practising my sniping, i figured out how to make bullets turn and hit the victim again, so I just took out his knee caps and elbows, there the Monkeys can have him!!" cheers Sniper.
"Well done son!!" says Goaty as he turns his zimmer-frame and heads back to SR Headquarters for his Rich Tea biscuits and a cuppa.
With the threat of the Chimp invasion dealt with, the SR posse can return to the Forum and make SRville the place it once was again, or so they thought.
"Has anyone seen my Brain??" asks Grix.
"And has anyone seen Penny?? She usually turns up before the end of these things!!" adds Gadget.
"Woof wwof, ruff woof ruff ruff ruff woof!" explains Brain.
"Umm, well thats ok then." says Grix!!
"Hey Dad, look at what I made you!!" exclaims Penny!!
"ugh, lava lamp!!!"
"No silly it's a Go Go Gadget Clock, Grix' Brain said I'd never manage it, and you are forever losing your watches, so I made you this!!"
"Grix' Brain what have you been up to on that Internet, young Lady??"
"Eh, nothing, just chatting away on some forum!!"
"Oh, a Forum, eh, I get it??"
Just then a monkey bursts through the door, carrying a funny looking banana!!
"EEEE, ah, oo oo, ah ah!!"
"Em, what??" questions Gadget.
"I think he wants you to use it as a phone!!" explains Penny.
"Oh, right, chief are you there!!"
"Eh, Gadget, I've had a call from the SR Posse, they have been having trouble with Chimpanzees trying to take over Goatboy's Monkey Army, and they wouldn't mind you running along to help them out!!"
"Goatboy, is this SR Posse some type of home for retards??" asks Gadget.
"NO DAD!! They are the guys from that forum, maybe I might actually get to meet Grix' Brain!!"
"Now, now Penny this mission will be far too dangerous for you!! I need you to stay here and look after my Lava lamp!!"
"But Dad..."
"No buts Penny, It will be far to dangerous with rabid chimps on the loose!!"
Meanwhile, in the SR headquarters, the posse have all gathered to fight the chimp invaders!!!
"We have a problem!!"
"What's that Goaty??" asks Er-no!!
"The Monkey'sdon't want to fight, they say they are too hungry, because the chimps stole all of their Bananas."
"Damn, we needed them too, I hope Inspector Gadget gets here soon." pleads Grix as he looks out the Window at the Chimp army holding the building under siege!!
"We'll just have to go it alone!!" explains Sniper, "We just have to give them some bait to distract them, and them take them out whilst they aren't looking."
"Eh, how exactly?" asks Ant.
"Like this!" laughs Sniper as he throws Ant out of the window, "Well they eat flees, why not Ants!!"
"All we need now are a couple of people with really bad breath to keep them at bay, and a couple of guns, they'll run away if they think we're poachers!!" explains Bonus.
"I've got the guns, no bother, I hid them in the loft a couple of weeks ago, just in case we were attacked by Chimps weird that, eh?? said a shell-shocked Sheepy.
"Damn, they've finished off Ant, any more bait?? asks Sniper. Before anyone gets a chance to nominate someone, Turbonutter is chucked out the Window.
"Right, got it for the two with bad breath. The Gamecube stinks, yeah, so if Game and Meka are forever talking about it then, their breath must stink too!! And if the get killed we've always got Grix and Zeldapro for contingency measures!!" explains Bonus as his brain clicks into gear!!
A siren fills the air from the distance. Inspector Gadget's car leaps over the hill. The Chimps all charge the car and grind it to a halt. Gadget gets out to take them on!!
"Go Go Gadget Gopher Repellent!!" shouts Gadget. Out springs his Go Go Gadget Clock. "Damn it, Go Go Gadget Clock!!" Gadgets coat fills up with air, but before he has a chance to float away, the chimps grab him and begin to throw him around.
"Right guys, now's our chance!!" whispers Sniper, "Have we got Meka and Game tied to the front of that thingy yet??"
"Yep all secure." explains FM.
"Right Sheepy, where's those guns??"
"Here they are, but we only have two bullets, plenty of guns, but only two bullets." cries Sheepy.
"It's OK, Meka and Game's breath should do enough damage, remember to shout Gamecube guys, right!!" demands Bonus.
"Yeah, sure, you Scots really know what you are talking about when it comes to war, so anything you say Bonus!!" Game says as he pledges his future as a Servant to the People of Scotland.
"Right, stop your grovelling Game, and start Gamecubbing!!" orders Bonus.
The group march down to the confirmed battle zone, where they find the chimps playing Monkey (well we would call it Donkey, but, they don't like Monkey's very much, DAMN THEM!!) with the highly inflated Inspector Gadget.
"Right, the Gamecube breath seems to be making them drowsy, thats even more rancid than we had expected, so much for being a kiddie friendly system!!" laughs Bonus!
Sheepy fires one shot to deflate Gadget before he floats away, some of the Chimps head for the hills, the others run at the group, but are instantly knocked unconscious by the Gamecube atmosphere!!
"Only the leader chimp left, lets set Game free to run after him.!!" exclaims Sniper.
"No, the Monkey Army want him alive, to set as an example to the chimps so that they don't ever try this again!!" explains Goaty.
"What Game's breath isn't bad enough??" inquires Bonus.
"It probably is worse, but that doesn't let the Monkey Army set the example!!"
"Ah, I see, well, what will we do??"
Before Bonus finished the last sentence, he fired his only bullet with precision accuracy.
"When I killed Kenned...eh...when I was practising my sniping, i figured out how to make bullets turn and hit the victim again, so I just took out his knee caps and elbows, there the Monkeys can have him!!" cheers Sniper.
"Well done son!!" says Goaty as he turns his zimmer-frame and heads back to SR Headquarters for his Rich Tea biscuits and a cuppa.
With the threat of the Chimp invasion dealt with, the SR posse can return to the Forum and make SRville the place it once was again, or so they thought.
"Has anyone seen my Brain??" asks Grix.
"And has anyone seen Penny?? She usually turns up before the end of these things!!" adds Gadget.
"Woof wwof, ruff woof ruff ruff ruff woof!" explains Brain.
"Umm, well thats ok then." says Grix!!
Game over for Bonus, no pencil case, damn it!!
Cheers Tony, there Game, ha, your breath still smells!!
Tony wrote:
You must start a new topic in the FOG CHAT FORUM, with the word CLOCK in capital letters in the TOPIC HEADING.
Something simple enough for a Scotsman?!
It seems not!
Game: Can't stop laughing!
You must start a new topic in the FOG CHAT FORUM, with the word CLOCK in capital letters in the TOPIC HEADING.
Something simple enough for a Scotsman?!
It seems not!
Game: Can't stop laughing!
Reposted just in case, so if SR want to delete this one, go ahead!!
Would a repost be in order here??
Excellently written and a good laugh, I don't know if i'm quite ready to pledge my allegiance to Scotland...
One thing I do know is that you're not going to win because there is no 'CLOCK' in your title... 'Clock' maybe but not 'CLOCK'!
You Scottish, you always mess things up!
Nice story.... shame it's not a contender!
Game: Breaker of BAAAAAAD news!
One thing I do know is that you're not going to win because there is no 'CLOCK' in your title... 'Clock' maybe but not 'CLOCK'!
You Scottish, you always mess things up!
Nice story.... shame it's not a contender!
Game: Breaker of BAAAAAAD news!
As Inpector Gadeget sits wondering in amazment at his new lava lamp, Penny busts through the door, with her new invention, the Go Go Gadget Clock, under her arm!!!
"Hey Dad, look at what I made you!!" exclaims Penny!!
"ugh, lava lamp!!!"
"No silly it's a Go Go Gadget Clock, Grix' Brain said I'd never manage it, and you are forever losing your watches, so I made you this!!"
"Grix' Brain what have you been up to on that Internet, young Lady??"
"Eh, nothing, just chatting away on some forum!!"
"Oh, a Forum, eh, I get it??"
Just then a monkey bursts through the door, carrying a funny looking banana!!
"EEEE, ah, oo oo, ah ah!!"
"Em, what??" questions Gadget.
"I think he wants you to use it as a phone!!" explains Penny.
"Oh, right, chief are you there!!"
"Eh, Gadget, I've had a call from the SR Posse, they have been having trouble with Chimpanzees trying to take over Goatboy's Monkey Army, and they wouldn't mind you running along to help them out!!"
"Goatboy, is this SR Posse some type of home for retards??" asks Gadget.
"NO DAD!! They are the guys from that forum, maybe I might actually get to meet Grix' Brain!!"
"Now, now Penny this mission will be far too dangerous for you!! I need you to stay here and look after my Lava lamp!!"
"But Dad..."
"No buts Penny, It will be far to dangerous with rabid chimps on the loose!!"
Meanwhile, in the SR headquarters, the posse have all gathered to fight the chimp invaders!!!
"We have a problem!!"
"What's that Goaty??" asks Er-no!!
"The Monkey'sdon't want to fight, they say they are too hungry, because the chimps stole all of their Bananas."
"Damn, we needed them too, I hope Inspector Gadget gets here soon." pleads Grix as he looks out the Window at the Chimp army holding the building under siege!!
"We'll just have to go it alone!!" explains Sniper, "We just have to give them some bait to distract them, and them take them out whilst they aren't looking."
"Eh, how exactly?" asks Ant.
"Like this!" laughs Sniper as he throws Ant out of the window, "Well they eat flees, why not Ants!!"
"All we need now are a couple of people with really bad breath to keep them at bay, and a couple of guns, they'll run away if they think we're poachers!!" explains Bonus.
"I've got the guns, no bother, I hid them in the loft a couple of weeks ago, just in case we were attacked by Chimps weird that, eh?? said a shell-shocked Sheepy.
"Damn, they've finished off Ant, any more bait?? asks Sniper. Before anyone gets a chance to nominate someone, Turbonutter is chucked out the Window.
"Right, got it for the two with bad breath. The Gamecube stinks, yeah, so if Game and Meka are forever talking about it then, their breath must stink too!! And if the get killed we've always got Grix and Zeldapro for contingency measures!!" explains Bonus as his brain clicks into gear!!
A siren fills the air from the distance. Inspector Gadget's car leaps over the hill. The Chimps all charge the car and grind it to a halt. Gadget gets out to take them on!!
"Go Go Gadget Gopher Repellent!!" shouts Gadget. Out springs his Go Go Gadget Clock. "Damn it, Go Go Gadget Clock!!" Gadgets coat fills up with air, but before he has a chance to float away, the chimps grab him and begin to throw him around.
"Right guys, now's our chance!!" whispers Sniper, "Have we got Meka and Game tied to the front of that thingy yet??"
"Yep all secure." explains FM.
"Right Sheepy, where's those guns??"
"Here they are, but we only have two bullets, plenty of guns, but only two bullets." cries Sheepy.
"It's OK, Meka and Game's breath should do enough damage, remember to shout Gamecube guys, right!!" demands Bonus.
"Yeah, sure, you Scots really know what you are talking about when it comes to war, so anything you say Bonus!!" Game says as he pledges his future as a Servant to the People of Scotland.
"Right, stop your grovelling Game, and start Gamecubbing!!" orders Bonus.
The group march down to the confirmed battle zone, where they find the chimps playing Monkey (well we would call it Donkey, but, they don't like Monkey's very much, DAMN THEM!!) with the highly inflated Inspector Gadget.
"Right, the Gamecube breath seems to be making them drowsy, thats even more rancid than we had expected, so much for being a kiddie friendly system!!" laughs Bonus!
Sheepy fires one shot to deflate Gadget before he floats away, some of the Chimps head for the hills, the others run at the group, but are instantly knocked unconscious by the Gamecube atmosphere!!
"Only the leader chimp left, lets set Game free to run after him.!!" exclaims Sniper.
"No, the Monkey Army want him alive, to set as an example to the chimps so that they don't ever try this again!!" explains Goaty.
"What Game's breath isn't bad enough??" inquires Bonus.
"It probably is worse, but that doesn't let the Monkey Army set the example!!"
"Ah, I see, well, what will we do??"
Before Bonus finished the last sentence, he fired his only bullet with precision accuracy.
"When I killed Kenned...eh...when I was practising my sniping, i figured out how to make bullets turn and hit the victim again, so I just took out his knee caps and elbows, there the Monkeys can have him!!" cheers Sniper.
"Well done son!!" says Goaty as he turns his zimmer-frame and heads back to SR Headquarters for his Rich Tea biscuits and a cuppa.
With the threat of the Chimp invasion dealt with, the SR posse can return to the Forum and make SRville the place it once was again, or so they thought.
"Has anyone seen my Brain??" asks Grix.
"And has anyone seen Penny?? She usually turns up before the end of these things!!" adds Gadget.
"Woof wwof, ruff woof ruff ruff ruff woof!" explains Brain.
"Umm, well thats ok then." says Grix!!
"Hey Dad, look at what I made you!!" exclaims Penny!!
"ugh, lava lamp!!!"
"No silly it's a Go Go Gadget Clock, Grix' Brain said I'd never manage it, and you are forever losing your watches, so I made you this!!"
"Grix' Brain what have you been up to on that Internet, young Lady??"
"Eh, nothing, just chatting away on some forum!!"
"Oh, a Forum, eh, I get it??"
Just then a monkey bursts through the door, carrying a funny looking banana!!
"EEEE, ah, oo oo, ah ah!!"
"Em, what??" questions Gadget.
"I think he wants you to use it as a phone!!" explains Penny.
"Oh, right, chief are you there!!"
"Eh, Gadget, I've had a call from the SR Posse, they have been having trouble with Chimpanzees trying to take over Goatboy's Monkey Army, and they wouldn't mind you running along to help them out!!"
"Goatboy, is this SR Posse some type of home for retards??" asks Gadget.
"NO DAD!! They are the guys from that forum, maybe I might actually get to meet Grix' Brain!!"
"Now, now Penny this mission will be far too dangerous for you!! I need you to stay here and look after my Lava lamp!!"
"But Dad..."
"No buts Penny, It will be far to dangerous with rabid chimps on the loose!!"
Meanwhile, in the SR headquarters, the posse have all gathered to fight the chimp invaders!!!
"We have a problem!!"
"What's that Goaty??" asks Er-no!!
"The Monkey'sdon't want to fight, they say they are too hungry, because the chimps stole all of their Bananas."
"Damn, we needed them too, I hope Inspector Gadget gets here soon." pleads Grix as he looks out the Window at the Chimp army holding the building under siege!!
"We'll just have to go it alone!!" explains Sniper, "We just have to give them some bait to distract them, and them take them out whilst they aren't looking."
"Eh, how exactly?" asks Ant.
"Like this!" laughs Sniper as he throws Ant out of the window, "Well they eat flees, why not Ants!!"
"All we need now are a couple of people with really bad breath to keep them at bay, and a couple of guns, they'll run away if they think we're poachers!!" explains Bonus.
"I've got the guns, no bother, I hid them in the loft a couple of weeks ago, just in case we were attacked by Chimps weird that, eh?? said a shell-shocked Sheepy.
"Damn, they've finished off Ant, any more bait?? asks Sniper. Before anyone gets a chance to nominate someone, Turbonutter is chucked out the Window.
"Right, got it for the two with bad breath. The Gamecube stinks, yeah, so if Game and Meka are forever talking about it then, their breath must stink too!! And if the get killed we've always got Grix and Zeldapro for contingency measures!!" explains Bonus as his brain clicks into gear!!
A siren fills the air from the distance. Inspector Gadget's car leaps over the hill. The Chimps all charge the car and grind it to a halt. Gadget gets out to take them on!!
"Go Go Gadget Gopher Repellent!!" shouts Gadget. Out springs his Go Go Gadget Clock. "Damn it, Go Go Gadget Clock!!" Gadgets coat fills up with air, but before he has a chance to float away, the chimps grab him and begin to throw him around.
"Right guys, now's our chance!!" whispers Sniper, "Have we got Meka and Game tied to the front of that thingy yet??"
"Yep all secure." explains FM.
"Right Sheepy, where's those guns??"
"Here they are, but we only have two bullets, plenty of guns, but only two bullets." cries Sheepy.
"It's OK, Meka and Game's breath should do enough damage, remember to shout Gamecube guys, right!!" demands Bonus.
"Yeah, sure, you Scots really know what you are talking about when it comes to war, so anything you say Bonus!!" Game says as he pledges his future as a Servant to the People of Scotland.
"Right, stop your grovelling Game, and start Gamecubbing!!" orders Bonus.
The group march down to the confirmed battle zone, where they find the chimps playing Monkey (well we would call it Donkey, but, they don't like Monkey's very much, DAMN THEM!!) with the highly inflated Inspector Gadget.
"Right, the Gamecube breath seems to be making them drowsy, thats even more rancid than we had expected, so much for being a kiddie friendly system!!" laughs Bonus!
Sheepy fires one shot to deflate Gadget before he floats away, some of the Chimps head for the hills, the others run at the group, but are instantly knocked unconscious by the Gamecube atmosphere!!
"Only the leader chimp left, lets set Game free to run after him.!!" exclaims Sniper.
"No, the Monkey Army want him alive, to set as an example to the chimps so that they don't ever try this again!!" explains Goaty.
"What Game's breath isn't bad enough??" inquires Bonus.
"It probably is worse, but that doesn't let the Monkey Army set the example!!"
"Ah, I see, well, what will we do??"
Before Bonus finished the last sentence, he fired his only bullet with precision accuracy.
"When I killed Kenned...eh...when I was practising my sniping, i figured out how to make bullets turn and hit the victim again, so I just took out his knee caps and elbows, there the Monkeys can have him!!" cheers Sniper.
"Well done son!!" says Goaty as he turns his zimmer-frame and heads back to SR Headquarters for his Rich Tea biscuits and a cuppa.
With the threat of the Chimp invasion dealt with, the SR posse can return to the Forum and make SRville the place it once was again, or so they thought.
"Has anyone seen my Brain??" asks Grix.
"And has anyone seen Penny?? She usually turns up before the end of these things!!" adds Gadget.
"Woof wwof, ruff woof ruff ruff ruff woof!" explains Brain.
"Umm, well thats ok then." says Grix!!