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“That’s it you damn clock!” Said the Lava Lamp to the handless clock, “I’m going to use my gadget on you!” The faceless clocks faceless face looked at the Lava Lamp in pain, anger and horror, all because of one thing. The Lava Lamp was feared throughout the land, as he was more powerful then anyone else, more powerful then the Cows, more powerful then the Sheep and more powerful then the demented Mules that hit his Grandma off of her chair every week. All this power was because of one gadget, something that could tear the worlds apart and surely rip a galaxy in two, this ‘thing’ was no thing at all, it was a Pencil Case.
“I’ve heard thing about you and your Pencil Case” said the faceless clock, “And do you know what, I am not scared of it, all these rumours are false!”
“I am afraid you are wrong, my faceless friend” Answered back the Lava Lamp, “As you see, my Pencil Case is no ordinary one, my Pencil Case is not like yours my wise friend. In fact, it is much like my home grown Badgers” Declared the Lava Lamp with pride, as he said this the faceless clock moved back with fear as he knew what was coming next, something that was dreaded throughout the land of all clocks, faceless or not. “Don’t do this to me” screamed the clock, “Its not worth it Mr. Lava Lamp Sir, I shall beg at your knees for mercy and polish you each day, hey I’ll even change you a nice multicolour!”
“Do you do pink?” Asked the Lava Lamp
“Oh no damn I used that on my Turkey last Christmas, but still, does a pukey yellow not get you in the mood?” Begged the faceless clock back.
“No, I am afraid that you worthless, faceless life is over, at exactly 9.30pm I shall kill you” Ordered the Lava Lamp “Anyway, purple suits me fine” He had always loved his colour and if anyone was to offend then they would have to die!
“Ok, I am going to use my Stationary Box Pencil Case fully woven and assured with quality including free gel ink pens and two HB pencils on you in exactly one minute. Not only that, but the juices from my Big Mac shall tear you apart! Muuuuuuhahahahahahaha!” The Lava Lamp gave an evil laughed then a grin. “Ok, time for the death” He said, “But before you die peasant I have one last request”
“What may that be?” Asked the worthless faceless clock brought from the jumble sale down by Asda a few years back.
“What time is it?” Asked the purple Lava Lamp feeling a bit like a Blonde Bimbo “I never really could afford a watch or a clock”
“Well don’t ask me!” Said the clock back to the Lava Lamp, “I am faceless!”
“Oh yeah” Said the Lava Lamp
*A deadly silence filled the mobile toilet *
“Well we will just have to abandon the execution for now, my young faceless friend, until I find the time” Groaned the Lava Lamp. At that a rattle was heard above the toilet and from the top of the toilet seat flew a Rusty Drain Pipe. It flew down and smashed the Lava Lamp into many pieces leaving the liquidly purple dripping around the loo.
“Do not fear!” Shouted the Rusty Drain Pipe, “Rusty Drain Pipe is here!” Declared the Drain Pipe.
“Ohhhh Rusty Drain Pipe, my hero!” Shouted the priceless clock, “Never before have I seen such courage and rustiness!”
“Well” Said the Rusty Drain Pipe, “I never really found the way to tell you this, my plastic friend but I love you” The faceless face of the faceless clock blushed. “And I have one thing I want to ask you which I have been wanting to ask all of my life, here I will be dedicating my rusty soul and this is why I have saved you today!” The clock looked on curiously, knowing what question was coming next, she knew she would be hearing church bells soon.
“Carry on” Said the Clock nodding her faceless face
“Ok, I don’t know how I find a way to say this but….” Struggled the Rusty Drain Pipe.
“But…” Asked the Clock looking on anxiously.
“But, what is the time?” Asked the Rusty Leaky Drain Pipe and at that the clocks faceless face dripped a tear from its invisible, nowhere to be seen eye. The tear fell onto the floor and onto the scattered Lava Lamp, lying dead on the floor. The tear dropped through the air and hit onto the liquidly substance below, the Rusty Drain Pipe looked on.
“NOOOOOOOOOO!” Shouted the Rusty Drain Pipe and as the tear hit the ground the faceless face of the faceless clock exploded into nothing and the Rusty Drain Pipe went red hot and also exploded as the tear clashing with the Lava Lamps liquidly substance had caused destruction, by electrocution.
The mobile toilet was still, the Lava Lamp lay dead on the floor, the faceless clock made more faceless and the Rusty Drain Pipe not rusty anymore as it was no more.
The wind blew on outside and the toilet was not used for many years, it had been deserted on a construction site.
Then an old man came in and had a dump.
Monkey_With_Attitude
Someone please add in the next title and chapter of the story. Feel free to add new weird and wonderful characters and make weird situations occur.
Titles must start with Faceless Clock In - ……………..
Head the title then write your part of the upcoming story as a reply.
“I’ve heard thing about you and your Pencil Case” said the faceless clock, “And do you know what, I am not scared of it, all these rumours are false!”
“I am afraid you are wrong, my faceless friend” Answered back the Lava Lamp, “As you see, my Pencil Case is no ordinary one, my Pencil Case is not like yours my wise friend. In fact, it is much like my home grown Badgers” Declared the Lava Lamp with pride, as he said this the faceless clock moved back with fear as he knew what was coming next, something that was dreaded throughout the land of all clocks, faceless or not. “Don’t do this to me” screamed the clock, “Its not worth it Mr. Lava Lamp Sir, I shall beg at your knees for mercy and polish you each day, hey I’ll even change you a nice multicolour!”
“Do you do pink?” Asked the Lava Lamp
“Oh no damn I used that on my Turkey last Christmas, but still, does a pukey yellow not get you in the mood?” Begged the faceless clock back.
“No, I am afraid that you worthless, faceless life is over, at exactly 9.30pm I shall kill you” Ordered the Lava Lamp “Anyway, purple suits me fine” He had always loved his colour and if anyone was to offend then they would have to die!
“Ok, I am going to use my Stationary Box Pencil Case fully woven and assured with quality including free gel ink pens and two HB pencils on you in exactly one minute. Not only that, but the juices from my Big Mac shall tear you apart! Muuuuuuhahahahahahaha!” The Lava Lamp gave an evil laughed then a grin. “Ok, time for the death” He said, “But before you die peasant I have one last request”
“What may that be?” Asked the worthless faceless clock brought from the jumble sale down by Asda a few years back.
“What time is it?” Asked the purple Lava Lamp feeling a bit like a Blonde Bimbo “I never really could afford a watch or a clock”
“Well don’t ask me!” Said the clock back to the Lava Lamp, “I am faceless!”
“Oh yeah” Said the Lava Lamp
*A deadly silence filled the mobile toilet *
“Well we will just have to abandon the execution for now, my young faceless friend, until I find the time” Groaned the Lava Lamp. At that a rattle was heard above the toilet and from the top of the toilet seat flew a Rusty Drain Pipe. It flew down and smashed the Lava Lamp into many pieces leaving the liquidly purple dripping around the loo.
“Do not fear!” Shouted the Rusty Drain Pipe, “Rusty Drain Pipe is here!” Declared the Drain Pipe.
“Ohhhh Rusty Drain Pipe, my hero!” Shouted the priceless clock, “Never before have I seen such courage and rustiness!”
“Well” Said the Rusty Drain Pipe, “I never really found the way to tell you this, my plastic friend but I love you” The faceless face of the faceless clock blushed. “And I have one thing I want to ask you which I have been wanting to ask all of my life, here I will be dedicating my rusty soul and this is why I have saved you today!” The clock looked on curiously, knowing what question was coming next, she knew she would be hearing church bells soon.
“Carry on” Said the Clock nodding her faceless face
“Ok, I don’t know how I find a way to say this but….” Struggled the Rusty Drain Pipe.
“But…” Asked the Clock looking on anxiously.
“But, what is the time?” Asked the Rusty Leaky Drain Pipe and at that the clocks faceless face dripped a tear from its invisible, nowhere to be seen eye. The tear fell onto the floor and onto the scattered Lava Lamp, lying dead on the floor. The tear dropped through the air and hit onto the liquidly substance below, the Rusty Drain Pipe looked on.
“NOOOOOOOOOO!” Shouted the Rusty Drain Pipe and as the tear hit the ground the faceless face of the faceless clock exploded into nothing and the Rusty Drain Pipe went red hot and also exploded as the tear clashing with the Lava Lamps liquidly substance had caused destruction, by electrocution.
The mobile toilet was still, the Lava Lamp lay dead on the floor, the faceless clock made more faceless and the Rusty Drain Pipe not rusty anymore as it was no more.
The wind blew on outside and the toilet was not used for many years, it had been deserted on a construction site.
Then an old man came in and had a dump.
Monkey_With_Attitude
Someone please add in the next title and chapter of the story. Feel free to add new weird and wonderful characters and make weird situations occur.
Titles must start with Faceless Clock In - ……………..
Head the title then write your part of the upcoming story as a reply.
Someone carry on the story!!!
My clock has Manchester United on it though I hate them!
What does your clock have on its face?
gottra take this damn clock down!
What does your clock have on its face?
gottra take this damn clock down!
Ah go on Tony, you reply man! I heard you are a good story wirter from somewhere.....
Must take the "most mentions of clocks an' things award"
Unfortunately nobody will reply to it because they all want to win.
Unfortunately nobody will reply to it because they all want to win.
“That’s it you damn clock!” Said the Lava Lamp to the handless clock, “I’m going to use my gadget on you!” The faceless clocks faceless face looked at the Lava Lamp in pain, anger and horror, all because of one thing. The Lava Lamp was feared throughout the land, as he was more powerful then anyone else, more powerful then the Cows, more powerful then the Sheep and more powerful then the demented Mules that hit his Grandma off of her chair every week. All this power was because of one gadget, something that could tear the worlds apart and surely rip a galaxy in two, this ‘thing’ was no thing at all, it was a Pencil Case.
“I’ve heard thing about you and your Pencil Case” said the faceless clock, “And do you know what, I am not scared of it, all these rumours are false!”
“I am afraid you are wrong, my faceless friend” Answered back the Lava Lamp, “As you see, my Pencil Case is no ordinary one, my Pencil Case is not like yours my wise friend. In fact, it is much like my home grown Badgers” Declared the Lava Lamp with pride, as he said this the faceless clock moved back with fear as he knew what was coming next, something that was dreaded throughout the land of all clocks, faceless or not. “Don’t do this to me” screamed the clock, “Its not worth it Mr. Lava Lamp Sir, I shall beg at your knees for mercy and polish you each day, hey I’ll even change you a nice multicolour!”
“Do you do pink?” Asked the Lava Lamp
“Oh no damn I used that on my Turkey last Christmas, but still, does a pukey yellow not get you in the mood?” Begged the faceless clock back.
“No, I am afraid that you worthless, faceless life is over, at exactly 9.30pm I shall kill you” Ordered the Lava Lamp “Anyway, purple suits me fine” He had always loved his colour and if anyone was to offend then they would have to die!
“Ok, I am going to use my Stationary Box Pencil Case fully woven and assured with quality including free gel ink pens and two HB pencils on you in exactly one minute. Not only that, but the juices from my Big Mac shall tear you apart! Muuuuuuhahahahahahaha!” The Lava Lamp gave an evil laughed then a grin. “Ok, time for the death” He said, “But before you die peasant I have one last request”
“What may that be?” Asked the worthless faceless clock brought from the jumble sale down by Asda a few years back.
“What time is it?” Asked the purple Lava Lamp feeling a bit like a Blonde Bimbo “I never really could afford a watch or a clock”
“Well don’t ask me!” Said the clock back to the Lava Lamp, “I am faceless!”
“Oh yeah” Said the Lava Lamp
*A deadly silence filled the mobile toilet *
“Well we will just have to abandon the execution for now, my young faceless friend, until I find the time” Groaned the Lava Lamp. At that a rattle was heard above the toilet and from the top of the toilet seat flew a Rusty Drain Pipe. It flew down and smashed the Lava Lamp into many pieces leaving the liquidly purple dripping around the loo.
“Do not fear!” Shouted the Rusty Drain Pipe, “Rusty Drain Pipe is here!” Declared the Drain Pipe.
“Ohhhh Rusty Drain Pipe, my hero!” Shouted the priceless clock, “Never before have I seen such courage and rustiness!”
“Well” Said the Rusty Drain Pipe, “I never really found the way to tell you this, my plastic friend but I love you” The faceless face of the faceless clock blushed. “And I have one thing I want to ask you which I have been wanting to ask all of my life, here I will be dedicating my rusty soul and this is why I have saved you today!” The clock looked on curiously, knowing what question was coming next, she knew she would be hearing church bells soon.
“Carry on” Said the Clock nodding her faceless face
“Ok, I don’t know how I find a way to say this but….” Struggled the Rusty Drain Pipe.
“But…” Asked the Clock looking on anxiously.
“But, what is the time?” Asked the Rusty Leaky Drain Pipe and at that the clocks faceless face dripped a tear from its invisible, nowhere to be seen eye. The tear fell onto the floor and onto the scattered Lava Lamp, lying dead on the floor. The tear dropped through the air and hit onto the liquidly substance below, the Rusty Drain Pipe looked on.
“NOOOOOOOOOO!” Shouted the Rusty Drain Pipe and as the tear hit the ground the faceless face of the faceless clock exploded into nothing and the Rusty Drain Pipe went red hot and also exploded as the tear clashing with the Lava Lamps liquidly substance had caused destruction, by electrocution.
The mobile toilet was still, the Lava Lamp lay dead on the floor, the faceless clock made more faceless and the Rusty Drain Pipe not rusty anymore as it was no more.
The wind blew on outside and the toilet was not used for many years, it had been deserted on a construction site.
Then an old man came in and had a dump.
Monkey_With_Attitude
Someone please add in the next title and chapter of the story. Feel free to add new weird and wonderful characters and make weird situations occur.
Titles must start with Faceless Clock In - ……………..
Head the title then write your part of the upcoming story as a reply.
“I’ve heard thing about you and your Pencil Case” said the faceless clock, “And do you know what, I am not scared of it, all these rumours are false!”
“I am afraid you are wrong, my faceless friend” Answered back the Lava Lamp, “As you see, my Pencil Case is no ordinary one, my Pencil Case is not like yours my wise friend. In fact, it is much like my home grown Badgers” Declared the Lava Lamp with pride, as he said this the faceless clock moved back with fear as he knew what was coming next, something that was dreaded throughout the land of all clocks, faceless or not. “Don’t do this to me” screamed the clock, “Its not worth it Mr. Lava Lamp Sir, I shall beg at your knees for mercy and polish you each day, hey I’ll even change you a nice multicolour!”
“Do you do pink?” Asked the Lava Lamp
“Oh no damn I used that on my Turkey last Christmas, but still, does a pukey yellow not get you in the mood?” Begged the faceless clock back.
“No, I am afraid that you worthless, faceless life is over, at exactly 9.30pm I shall kill you” Ordered the Lava Lamp “Anyway, purple suits me fine” He had always loved his colour and if anyone was to offend then they would have to die!
“Ok, I am going to use my Stationary Box Pencil Case fully woven and assured with quality including free gel ink pens and two HB pencils on you in exactly one minute. Not only that, but the juices from my Big Mac shall tear you apart! Muuuuuuhahahahahahaha!” The Lava Lamp gave an evil laughed then a grin. “Ok, time for the death” He said, “But before you die peasant I have one last request”
“What may that be?” Asked the worthless faceless clock brought from the jumble sale down by Asda a few years back.
“What time is it?” Asked the purple Lava Lamp feeling a bit like a Blonde Bimbo “I never really could afford a watch or a clock”
“Well don’t ask me!” Said the clock back to the Lava Lamp, “I am faceless!”
“Oh yeah” Said the Lava Lamp
*A deadly silence filled the mobile toilet *
“Well we will just have to abandon the execution for now, my young faceless friend, until I find the time” Groaned the Lava Lamp. At that a rattle was heard above the toilet and from the top of the toilet seat flew a Rusty Drain Pipe. It flew down and smashed the Lava Lamp into many pieces leaving the liquidly purple dripping around the loo.
“Do not fear!” Shouted the Rusty Drain Pipe, “Rusty Drain Pipe is here!” Declared the Drain Pipe.
“Ohhhh Rusty Drain Pipe, my hero!” Shouted the priceless clock, “Never before have I seen such courage and rustiness!”
“Well” Said the Rusty Drain Pipe, “I never really found the way to tell you this, my plastic friend but I love you” The faceless face of the faceless clock blushed. “And I have one thing I want to ask you which I have been wanting to ask all of my life, here I will be dedicating my rusty soul and this is why I have saved you today!” The clock looked on curiously, knowing what question was coming next, she knew she would be hearing church bells soon.
“Carry on” Said the Clock nodding her faceless face
“Ok, I don’t know how I find a way to say this but….” Struggled the Rusty Drain Pipe.
“But…” Asked the Clock looking on anxiously.
“But, what is the time?” Asked the Rusty Leaky Drain Pipe and at that the clocks faceless face dripped a tear from its invisible, nowhere to be seen eye. The tear fell onto the floor and onto the scattered Lava Lamp, lying dead on the floor. The tear dropped through the air and hit onto the liquidly substance below, the Rusty Drain Pipe looked on.
“NOOOOOOOOOO!” Shouted the Rusty Drain Pipe and as the tear hit the ground the faceless face of the faceless clock exploded into nothing and the Rusty Drain Pipe went red hot and also exploded as the tear clashing with the Lava Lamps liquidly substance had caused destruction, by electrocution.
The mobile toilet was still, the Lava Lamp lay dead on the floor, the faceless clock made more faceless and the Rusty Drain Pipe not rusty anymore as it was no more.
The wind blew on outside and the toilet was not used for many years, it had been deserted on a construction site.
Then an old man came in and had a dump.
Monkey_With_Attitude
Someone please add in the next title and chapter of the story. Feel free to add new weird and wonderful characters and make weird situations occur.
Titles must start with Faceless Clock In - ……………..
Head the title then write your part of the upcoming story as a reply.