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This message has been forwarded round all my friends I thought you all should see it its so funny
>>>> WAYS OF TURNING MEN DOWN!!
>>>>HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! >>>>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like >>>>yours!!!
>>>>HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
>>>>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
>>>>SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>>>SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
>>>>SHE: It's hot!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
>>>>SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
>>>>SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
>>>>SHE: Okay, get out!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: I think I could make you very happy
>>>>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>>>>
>>>>HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
>>>>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Can I have your name?
>>>>SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
>>>>
>>>>HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
>>>>SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
>>>>
>>>>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>>>>Woman: Hiding from you.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>>>>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Is this seat empty?
>>>>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>>>
>>>>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>>>>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>>>>
>>>>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>>>>Woman: But would you stay there?
>>>>
>>>>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>>>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>>>>Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest
>>>>dreams.
>>>> WAYS OF TURNING MEN DOWN!!
>>>>HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! >>>>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like >>>>yours!!!
>>>>HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
>>>>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
>>>>SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>>>SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
>>>>SHE: It's hot!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
>>>>SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
>>>>SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
>>>>SHE: Okay, get out!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: I think I could make you very happy
>>>>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>>>>
>>>>HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
>>>>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Can I have your name?
>>>>SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
>>>>
>>>>HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
>>>>SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
>>>>
>>>>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>>>>Woman: Hiding from you.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>>>>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Is this seat empty?
>>>>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>>>
>>>>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>>>>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>>>>
>>>>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>>>>Woman: But would you stay there?
>>>>
>>>>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>>>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>>>>Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest
>>>>dreams.
We're not all that bad, surely??
This message has been forwarded round all my friends I thought you all should see it its so funny
>>>> WAYS OF TURNING MEN DOWN!!
>>>>HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! >>>>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like >>>>yours!!!
>>>>HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
>>>>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
>>>>SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>>>SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
>>>>SHE: It's hot!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
>>>>SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
>>>>SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
>>>>SHE: Okay, get out!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: I think I could make you very happy
>>>>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>>>>
>>>>HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
>>>>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Can I have your name?
>>>>SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
>>>>
>>>>HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
>>>>SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
>>>>
>>>>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>>>>Woman: Hiding from you.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>>>>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Is this seat empty?
>>>>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>>>
>>>>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>>>>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>>>>
>>>>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>>>>Woman: But would you stay there?
>>>>
>>>>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>>>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>>>>Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest
>>>>dreams.
>>>> WAYS OF TURNING MEN DOWN!!
>>>>HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! >>>>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like >>>>yours!!!
>>>>HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
>>>>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
>>>>SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>>>SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
>>>>SHE: It's hot!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
>>>>SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
>>>>SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
>>>>SHE: Okay, get out!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: I think I could make you very happy
>>>>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>>>>
>>>>HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
>>>>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
>>>>
>>>>HE: Can I have your name?
>>>>SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
>>>>
>>>>HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
>>>>SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
>>>>
>>>>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>>>>Woman: Hiding from you.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>>>>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Is this seat empty?
>>>>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>>>
>>>>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>>>>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>>>>
>>>>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>>>>Woman: But would you stay there?
>>>>
>>>>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>>>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>>>>
>>>>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>>>>Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest
>>>>dreams.