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I love the Simpsons because no matter how many times I have seen an episode, it will always make me laugh. I sincerely believe that it is the best programme ever made. I believe this because the sheer originality of some scenes in the episodes will live on forever as classic moments. A few programmes have classic moments, but the Simpsons easily has more than fifty classic moments.
My Top four classic moments: -
1. Where Bart has been turned into a fly because of the DNA mismatch when he walked into Homer’s molecular transporter. He is causing some grief (as per usual) and he comes across a spider’s web. He acts like he is caught in the web and the spider walks over all smugly for the kill. Then Bart flies up, smacks him in the face and flies off leaving the spider shaking his front four legs at Bart. A complete class moment that brings a tear to my eye nearly every time :-))
2. Homer has put on 69 pounds so he is classed as disabled (LOL @ the concept of that) but the section that he is monitoring is about to explode. So, firstly he tries to ring the plant and he dials the number but he is replied with, “The fingers you have dialled with are too fat, to purchase a dialling wand, mosh the keys now” (lol @ a dialing wand :-)). Then he breaks his car by jumping into it so he steals an ice cream truck. Now this is where it gets really funny, as he is driving, it shows Lisa on the school bus replying to someone who is taking the mick out of Homer. She says, “NOW LISTEN, MY DAD ISNT COMPLETELY FOOD OBSESSED!” Just as she says this, Homer drives past gobbling an ice cream saying, “hmmmmm, Raspberry”. As he says this, Lisa looks down completely disgusted. :-)). This scene is brilliant :-)).
3. When Homer is running for sanitation commissioner, he is up against Ray Patterson. Prior to the election, there is a debate at the town hall but Ray hasn’t showed up. He then bursts through the door and says, “Sorry I’m late, *Somebody* tampered with my breaks” and Homer replies with, “Well Ray, perhaps you should have been early.” This is met to the crowds delight and Homer continues to come out with witty comments for the rest of the debate. A real quality moment.
4. When Hugo, Barts estranged Siamese twin, escapes, the family and Dr Hibbert go looking for him, but they leave Bart on his own to guard the house, but Hugo is still in the house. He plans to sew them back together with a needle a thread. Hugo ties Bart up and before attempting to sew them back together, he shows Bart his “pigeon-rat”. It flies into the wall, and then runs into the wall. This is so funny!! After this has happened, Hugo is just about to start just as Dr Hibbert bursts in. He walks up to Hugo and says, “Calm down Hugo, now listen, I bet you haven’t seen your own face in the mirror.” He walks over to Hugo with what looks like a mirror and puts it up to Hugo. Hugo looks into it and he is met with a right haymaker from Dr Hibbert. This is also a brillian moment.
These scenes are just a few moments of many that make me feel so passionately about the Simpsons!
My Top four classic moments: -
1. Where Bart has been turned into a fly because of the DNA mismatch when he walked into Homer’s molecular transporter. He is causing some grief (as per usual) and he comes across a spider’s web. He acts like he is caught in the web and the spider walks over all smugly for the kill. Then Bart flies up, smacks him in the face and flies off leaving the spider shaking his front four legs at Bart. A complete class moment that brings a tear to my eye nearly every time :-))
2. Homer has put on 69 pounds so he is classed as disabled (LOL @ the concept of that) but the section that he is monitoring is about to explode. So, firstly he tries to ring the plant and he dials the number but he is replied with, “The fingers you have dialled with are too fat, to purchase a dialling wand, mosh the keys now” (lol @ a dialing wand :-)). Then he breaks his car by jumping into it so he steals an ice cream truck. Now this is where it gets really funny, as he is driving, it shows Lisa on the school bus replying to someone who is taking the mick out of Homer. She says, “NOW LISTEN, MY DAD ISNT COMPLETELY FOOD OBSESSED!” Just as she says this, Homer drives past gobbling an ice cream saying, “hmmmmm, Raspberry”. As he says this, Lisa looks down completely disgusted. :-)). This scene is brilliant :-)).
3. When Homer is running for sanitation commissioner, he is up against Ray Patterson. Prior to the election, there is a debate at the town hall but Ray hasn’t showed up. He then bursts through the door and says, “Sorry I’m late, *Somebody* tampered with my breaks” and Homer replies with, “Well Ray, perhaps you should have been early.” This is met to the crowds delight and Homer continues to come out with witty comments for the rest of the debate. A real quality moment.
4. When Hugo, Barts estranged Siamese twin, escapes, the family and Dr Hibbert go looking for him, but they leave Bart on his own to guard the house, but Hugo is still in the house. He plans to sew them back together with a needle a thread. Hugo ties Bart up and before attempting to sew them back together, he shows Bart his “pigeon-rat”. It flies into the wall, and then runs into the wall. This is so funny!! After this has happened, Hugo is just about to start just as Dr Hibbert bursts in. He walks up to Hugo and says, “Calm down Hugo, now listen, I bet you haven’t seen your own face in the mirror.” He walks over to Hugo with what looks like a mirror and puts it up to Hugo. Hugo looks into it and he is met with a right haymaker from Dr Hibbert. This is also a brillian moment.
These scenes are just a few moments of many that make me feel so passionately about the Simpsons!
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Ha! More Simpson quotes that tickle me;
Homer *Bart's teacher is called Mrs Crubapple! I've been calling here Mrs Crandle, Oh, she must think I'm an idiot*
Homer *Yes! That's a real pickle* After learning had forged a driver's license and high-tailed it with Nelson, Martin and Milhouse and they're
car was crushed.
Homer *Mmmm, it's like kissing a peanut* After introducing Hans Moleman as Bart's new brother.
./Steve
Homer *Bart's teacher is called Mrs Crubapple! I've been calling here Mrs Crandle, Oh, she must think I'm an idiot*
Homer *Yes! That's a real pickle* After learning had forged a driver's license and high-tailed it with Nelson, Martin and Milhouse and they're
car was crushed.
Homer *Mmmm, it's like kissing a peanut* After introducing Hans Moleman as Bart's new brother.
./Steve
'Under the sea, under the sea. There'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans. Under the sea!' - Homer as he starts to eat his new neighbours.
'Bonjour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!' - Willie
'I wash myself with a rag on a stick.' - fat Bart
'Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a 5% pay cut.' - Mr. Burns
'Now let's give it up for table five! Ah ah ah ah - table five, table five, ah ah ah ah, table fiiiiiiiiiiiiive.' - Homer
'Bonjour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!' - Willie
'I wash myself with a rag on a stick.' - fat Bart
'Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a 5% pay cut.' - Mr. Burns
'Now let's give it up for table five! Ah ah ah ah - table five, table five, ah ah ah ah, table fiiiiiiiiiiiiive.' - Homer
Homer: Mmmmm…64 slices of American Cheese (starts eating) 1-2-3-4…
(next morning Marge comes into the kitchen, Homer is stubbled and heavy-eyed)
Homer: 61….62……
Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I’ve gone blind…(face crashes into table-top)
Comic Store Guy: Worst Episode ever, you can rest assured I will be on the net in less than an hour registering my distaste in various forums.
Bart: Hey man, Fox have given you countless hours of quality entertainment for nothing, you owe them!
Comic Store Guy:…worst episode ever.
(Fallout Boy:The Movie)
McBain: My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
(stuck in cabin with Burns, they get cabin fever)
Homer: He’s trying to hypnotise me, and not in the good Las Vegas way
Homer: I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I can barely find one minute a month in which to get funky.
Billy Corgan: Hi, I’m Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
Homer: I’m Homer Simpson, smiling politely
Voice on automated operator: Your fingers are too fat for the numbers you dialled, please mash the keypad with your palm now
Miss Hoover: Ok children, take out your red crayons
Ralph: Miss Hoover, I don’t have a red crayon
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it
(next morning Marge comes into the kitchen, Homer is stubbled and heavy-eyed)
Homer: 61….62……
Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I’ve gone blind…(face crashes into table-top)
Comic Store Guy: Worst Episode ever, you can rest assured I will be on the net in less than an hour registering my distaste in various forums.
Bart: Hey man, Fox have given you countless hours of quality entertainment for nothing, you owe them!
Comic Store Guy:…worst episode ever.
(Fallout Boy:The Movie)
McBain: My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
(stuck in cabin with Burns, they get cabin fever)
Homer: He’s trying to hypnotise me, and not in the good Las Vegas way
Homer: I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I can barely find one minute a month in which to get funky.
Billy Corgan: Hi, I’m Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
Homer: I’m Homer Simpson, smiling politely
Voice on automated operator: Your fingers are too fat for the numbers you dialled, please mash the keypad with your palm now
Miss Hoover: Ok children, take out your red crayons
Ralph: Miss Hoover, I don’t have a red crayon
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it
(Ralph Wiggum to Lisa on the School Bus)
Ralph "... I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, then they had to close the restaurant.."
Lisa "Hey! My dad may be big, but he's not some food crazed maniac!"
*Cue Homer driving an Ice-Cream van eating an iced-lolly*
(Homer & Bart are in the Post Office)
Homer "..Hello! My name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.."
Postal Worked "Okay Mr Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer "I don't know.."
...And one of my all time favourites;
(The Simpsons are in court due to Bart witnessing Mayor Quimby's son 'attacking' a bumbling chef)
Bart's surveying the Jury and looks over at Prinipal Skinner who's thinking;
Skinner "I know you can read my thoughts Bart, all I need is one excuse to give you dentention for the rest of your school life hahaha!"
...Bart then looks over to Homer;
Homer "..I know you can read my thoughts too boy! Miaow, miaow, miaow, miaow, miaow, miaow, miaow
Aw man, there are far too many to choose though for me :)
../..Steve
Ralph "... I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, then they had to close the restaurant.."
Lisa "Hey! My dad may be big, but he's not some food crazed maniac!"
*Cue Homer driving an Ice-Cream van eating an iced-lolly*
(Homer & Bart are in the Post Office)
Homer "..Hello! My name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.."
Postal Worked "Okay Mr Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer "I don't know.."
...And one of my all time favourites;
(The Simpsons are in court due to Bart witnessing Mayor Quimby's son 'attacking' a bumbling chef)
Bart's surveying the Jury and looks over at Prinipal Skinner who's thinking;
Skinner "I know you can read my thoughts Bart, all I need is one excuse to give you dentention for the rest of your school life hahaha!"
...Bart then looks over to Homer;
Homer "..I know you can read my thoughts too boy! Miaow, miaow, miaow, miaow, miaow, miaow, miaow
Aw man, there are far too many to choose though for me :)
../..Steve
My favourite Simpson’s moments would be as follows;
After Homer has written an offensive letter to Mr. Burns and attempts to retrieve it by going to the post office, in which the following conversation ensues:
Homer(strange accent): Hello, My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Worker: Okay Mr. Burns, What’s your first name?
Homer(strange accent):I don’t know..
The episode when Seymour and Edna (he avoids spelling her surname) get it on, then after the failed hot dog bomb, Mrs. Lovejoy explains that 'we are talking about S E X in front of the C H I L D R E N', to which Krusty screams 'SEX CAULDRON!!'
LMAO every time I see that bit.
And anything that Chief Wiggum says is a classic.
After Homer has written an offensive letter to Mr. Burns and attempts to retrieve it by going to the post office, in which the following conversation ensues:
Homer(strange accent): Hello, My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Worker: Okay Mr. Burns, What’s your first name?
Homer(strange accent):I don’t know..
The episode when Seymour and Edna (he avoids spelling her surname) get it on, then after the failed hot dog bomb, Mrs. Lovejoy explains that 'we are talking about S E X in front of the C H I L D R E N', to which Krusty screams 'SEX CAULDRON!!'
LMAO every time I see that bit.
And anything that Chief Wiggum says is a classic.
My favs?
(in keeping with recent posts by me) "The Last Tempation of Krusty" where he starts to tell the truth, smokes on stage and wears all black for his new stand-up routine. This was an homage to Bill Hicks, shown on the 5th anniversary of his death:
Lenny "I hope he tells us to burn more money"
Homer "I hope he wants us to burn pants, these are really itchy on me"
(Krusty comes onstage and takes his stool, looking out at the crowd)
Homer(shouting out)"Don't you hate pants?"
. . . .
(to the tune of The Flintstones)
"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chesnut tree...WAAAHHHH!"
. . . .
(being abducted by aliens)
Homer"No! I have a wife and children, take them"
(in keeping with recent posts by me) "The Last Tempation of Krusty" where he starts to tell the truth, smokes on stage and wears all black for his new stand-up routine. This was an homage to Bill Hicks, shown on the 5th anniversary of his death:
Lenny "I hope he tells us to burn more money"
Homer "I hope he wants us to burn pants, these are really itchy on me"
(Krusty comes onstage and takes his stool, looking out at the crowd)
Homer(shouting out)"Don't you hate pants?"
. . . .
(to the tune of The Flintstones)
"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chesnut tree...WAAAHHHH!"
. . . .
(being abducted by aliens)
Homer"No! I have a wife and children, take them"
I prefer the old 'falling down a cliff twice' bit, plus the cameo by Stephen Hawking.
"IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, YOU'VE FOUND IT"
*Boxing glove shoots out of his chair.*
"IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, YOU'VE FOUND IT"
*Boxing glove shoots out of his chair.*
My favourite scene from the Simpsons is in the episode when Lisa goes to a fortune teller and she finds out about her true love (who she doesnt marry). Its at the wedding and Maggie and Bart are grown up and maggie the preist says that maggie will get up and sing. then she gets up and she clears her voice, opens her mouth and then someone runs on saying that the wedding is off. That was so funny because you never get to hear what her voice is like.
last friday I saw the one where they move to a village because Homer has got a new job. This is the one with the take off of the James Bond film You only live twice. My mum and dad were in at the same time and they were in fits, laughing at it even though they dont like it.
It is really funny and I love the simpsons
Seeya ben
last friday I saw the one where they move to a village because Homer has got a new job. This is the one with the take off of the James Bond film You only live twice. My mum and dad were in at the same time and they were in fits, laughing at it even though they dont like it.
It is really funny and I love the simpsons
Seeya ben
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