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Hey everyone, I' haven't posted lately because I was working for the Government in aiding the capture and murder of a terrorist boss who came very close to destroying all 'sensuality' mouse mats.
I'm sure you'll all be very grateful.
Tell me everyone that has the erotic witch project - do you also own one of those mousemats?
Now, back to BB.
It's all been a bit rubbish really hasn't it. Not much has happened apart from a few little squables, which can be expected due to the nature of the game. No sex, not much in the way of women running around naked letting their jubblies wobble around. Oh and most importantly, no-one that I really hate and can sit shouting at.
So it is for this reason (well thats a lie actually) that I am going all the way to Australia so I can watch a version with everything I mentioned above. I'm even going to see an eviction!
They have a girl called Sarah Marie who holds a bottle using only one breast and poors a beer out. She also does the bum-dance - which can also be seen in Charlies Angels I believe. Oh and she is the manager of a strip club.
And thats just ONE person! Imagine what other business goes on that I haven't heard about.
So if anyone wants to join me then I'd be happy to have you along.
No the reason for this post was not to draw attention towards my holiday, it was to show you how crap we are at even the simplest of tasks, such as being naked.
I'll probably get a chance to use a computer while I'm out there, so I'll act as an Australian correspondent. Perhaps being even more drunk than I normally am when I write posts.
I'm sure you'll all be very grateful.
Tell me everyone that has the erotic witch project - do you also own one of those mousemats?
Now, back to BB.
It's all been a bit rubbish really hasn't it. Not much has happened apart from a few little squables, which can be expected due to the nature of the game. No sex, not much in the way of women running around naked letting their jubblies wobble around. Oh and most importantly, no-one that I really hate and can sit shouting at.
So it is for this reason (well thats a lie actually) that I am going all the way to Australia so I can watch a version with everything I mentioned above. I'm even going to see an eviction!
They have a girl called Sarah Marie who holds a bottle using only one breast and poors a beer out. She also does the bum-dance - which can also be seen in Charlies Angels I believe. Oh and she is the manager of a strip club.
And thats just ONE person! Imagine what other business goes on that I haven't heard about.
So if anyone wants to join me then I'd be happy to have you along.
No the reason for this post was not to draw attention towards my holiday, it was to show you how crap we are at even the simplest of tasks, such as being naked.
I'll probably get a chance to use a computer while I'm out there, so I'll act as an Australian correspondent. Perhaps being even more drunk than I normally am when I write posts.
Strewth Funky, toss another gimp on the barbie
When you off to visit the land of ex-cons and Kangaroos then?
I might watch Big Brother if it had a woman that could do all that.
Fantastic
When you off to visit the land of ex-cons and Kangaroos then?
I might watch Big Brother if it had a woman that could do all that.
Fantastic
Hey everyone, I' haven't posted lately because I was working for the Government in aiding the capture and murder of a terrorist boss who came very close to destroying all 'sensuality' mouse mats.
I'm sure you'll all be very grateful.
Tell me everyone that has the erotic witch project - do you also own one of those mousemats?
Now, back to BB.
It's all been a bit rubbish really hasn't it. Not much has happened apart from a few little squables, which can be expected due to the nature of the game. No sex, not much in the way of women running around naked letting their jubblies wobble around. Oh and most importantly, no-one that I really hate and can sit shouting at.
So it is for this reason (well thats a lie actually) that I am going all the way to Australia so I can watch a version with everything I mentioned above. I'm even going to see an eviction!
They have a girl called Sarah Marie who holds a bottle using only one breast and poors a beer out. She also does the bum-dance - which can also be seen in Charlies Angels I believe. Oh and she is the manager of a strip club.
And thats just ONE person! Imagine what other business goes on that I haven't heard about.
So if anyone wants to join me then I'd be happy to have you along.
No the reason for this post was not to draw attention towards my holiday, it was to show you how crap we are at even the simplest of tasks, such as being naked.
I'll probably get a chance to use a computer while I'm out there, so I'll act as an Australian correspondent. Perhaps being even more drunk than I normally am when I write posts.
I'm sure you'll all be very grateful.
Tell me everyone that has the erotic witch project - do you also own one of those mousemats?
Now, back to BB.
It's all been a bit rubbish really hasn't it. Not much has happened apart from a few little squables, which can be expected due to the nature of the game. No sex, not much in the way of women running around naked letting their jubblies wobble around. Oh and most importantly, no-one that I really hate and can sit shouting at.
So it is for this reason (well thats a lie actually) that I am going all the way to Australia so I can watch a version with everything I mentioned above. I'm even going to see an eviction!
They have a girl called Sarah Marie who holds a bottle using only one breast and poors a beer out. She also does the bum-dance - which can also be seen in Charlies Angels I believe. Oh and she is the manager of a strip club.
And thats just ONE person! Imagine what other business goes on that I haven't heard about.
So if anyone wants to join me then I'd be happy to have you along.
No the reason for this post was not to draw attention towards my holiday, it was to show you how crap we are at even the simplest of tasks, such as being naked.
I'll probably get a chance to use a computer while I'm out there, so I'll act as an Australian correspondent. Perhaps being even more drunk than I normally am when I write posts.