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FOG LAWS - To the tune of Beck's SEXX LAWS. If you don't know it, improvise...
Can't you hear those calvary drums
Hijacking your equilibrium
Midnight trolls in the mausoleum
Where the console wars posters moan
Notables posting their thoughts every night
Insisting to regulars that they must be right
Coquettes b***h slap you're so polite
Till you thank them for their tea and sympathy
I want to defy
The logic of all FOG laws
Let the newbies post in the prime
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry
Newbies posts look the same every time
Perfumed blokes on the Gameaday line
Posting buck wild like a concubine
Who's mother never held her hand
Brief encounters in another forum
Posting just to relieve the bordem
Winning games with nowhere to store-um
With Sports Illustrated moms
I want to defy
The logic of all FOG laws
Let the newbies post console wars
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry
I was very reluctant to actually change anything.
Man, this is disgraceful.
Can't you hear those calvary drums
Hijacking your equilibrium
Midnight trolls in the mausoleum
Where the console wars posters moan
Notables posting their thoughts every night
Insisting to regulars that they must be right
Coquettes b***h slap you're so polite
Till you thank them for their tea and sympathy
I want to defy
The logic of all FOG laws
Let the newbies post in the prime
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry
Newbies posts look the same every time
Perfumed blokes on the Gameaday line
Posting buck wild like a concubine
Who's mother never held her hand
Brief encounters in another forum
Posting just to relieve the bordem
Winning games with nowhere to store-um
With Sports Illustrated moms
I want to defy
The logic of all FOG laws
Let the newbies post console wars
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry
I was very reluctant to actually change anything.
Man, this is disgraceful.
FOG LAWS - To the tune of Beck's SEXX LAWS. If you don't know it, improvise...
Can't you hear those calvary drums
Hijacking your equilibrium
Midnight trolls in the mausoleum
Where the console wars posters moan
Notables posting their thoughts every night
Insisting to regulars that they must be right
Coquettes b***h slap you're so polite
Till you thank them for their tea and sympathy
I want to defy
The logic of all FOG laws
Let the newbies post in the prime
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry
Newbies posts look the same every time
Perfumed blokes on the Gameaday line
Posting buck wild like a concubine
Who's mother never held her hand
Brief encounters in another forum
Posting just to relieve the bordem
Winning games with nowhere to store-um
With Sports Illustrated moms
I want to defy
The logic of all FOG laws
Let the newbies post console wars
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry
I was very reluctant to actually change anything.
Man, this is disgraceful.
Can't you hear those calvary drums
Hijacking your equilibrium
Midnight trolls in the mausoleum
Where the console wars posters moan
Notables posting their thoughts every night
Insisting to regulars that they must be right
Coquettes b***h slap you're so polite
Till you thank them for their tea and sympathy
I want to defy
The logic of all FOG laws
Let the newbies post in the prime
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry
Newbies posts look the same every time
Perfumed blokes on the Gameaday line
Posting buck wild like a concubine
Who's mother never held her hand
Brief encounters in another forum
Posting just to relieve the bordem
Winning games with nowhere to store-um
With Sports Illustrated moms
I want to defy
The logic of all FOG laws
Let the newbies post console wars
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry
I was very reluctant to actually change anything.
Man, this is disgraceful.