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I’m not talking about quality or size of the picture or sound, I just mean the whole experience.
Personally, I prefer home viewing.
Sometimes.
Other times I prefer the cinema. Exactly, I change my mind depending.
However, lately I am definitely leaning towards home viewing, purely for the ability to watch a movie without being incited to murder and mayhem by inconsiderate, moronic and plain rude people.
Do you know what I mean?
CINEMA:
Those people that go to watch a movie, and either don’t like it or don’t get out that often because they feel the need to sit and talk. Not whisper, but “blah blah blah blah” at normal volume, and then get offended when I grab their hair and drive a knee into their foreheads.
Almost.
There have been a couple of occasions where someone has taken exception to me telling them to shut up or leave.
Why?
It is unreasonable to expect, having paid £5+, I have the right to sit and watch the movie without being plagued by people recently revived from comas and have to make up for years of lost speech?
Is it me?
Everyone makes the occasional comment, that’s expected. But I refer specifically to those that use phones, tell their mate about” what so-and-so did last Wednesday and would you believe what Barry said back?”
Or those that are unable to last through one single film without bringing an entire supermarket of food in with them. Not just a bag of REALLY CRACKLY sweets, but hot dogs, crisps and even Nachos are available now.
And all with the decibel level of Rhinos fighting Elephants using megaphones.
Idiots.
But on the plus side, you can make an evening out of it. Get a meal before/afterwards, go and sit in the dark with your mate/girlfriend/boyfriend and enjoy the brand new movie that everyone must see.
It is a fun time (when the noisy-eating, talking hat wearing muddyfunksters stay away) and I think can enhance a movie’s appeal no end.
Talking about the movie on the way home, arguing the merits and bad points (or is that just movie geeks like me?), just chewing over what you’ve just seen and having fun with it.
Or
VIDEO
You can watch these in your own home, at your own pace and in relative peace and quiet (unless groups of hat wearing chatty grazers wander into your home).
You can choose the movie you want, stop it at leisure if you need a bathroom break, rewind for bits you missed or didn’t get.
Ok so it’s on a much smaller screen (unless you visit the Virgin cinema in Harlow where it’s the same size as that portable your nan has in her bedroom), but you can sit with your nose smearing the screen if you want, and nobody will throw food at you for obscuring Mel Gibson’s third chin.
But you do have the hassle of choosing one and making sure it’s back the next day.
And you’re different, you go to the video shop and you know what you want, but the others? They stand in front of you looking at “Robot Ninja Waiter 9” and block the aisle.
And don’t ask the staff if they have a movie, because they’ll stare at you with blank expression before returning to picking bits out of their co-workers scalp and munching on it. (Not that I think Blockb**** near me is staffed by Lab Chimps…oh not at all. They know exactly where The Terminator is).
I asked one simian if they had “Hamlet” after waiting for 10 mins for the question to register in there somewhere
. “Wot, the new one?” was the grunted reply.
“No, the one Shakespeare wrote you ******** dolt”
You can get your mates round for pizza and beer, watch the movie and then watch it again, turn the sound down and improvise your own script. (but that might just be me again).
And the biggest benefit of video?
You can rent any old pap and nobody will laugh as they see you watching “Pokemon” and you have to pretend you took your non-existent nephew with you.
So, in conclusion, I prefer video.
Except when I prefer the cinema.
Well thats my opinion. You get much more involved with the film in the cinema, the sound and picture are always much better and it is just a whole other experiance to sticking a video tape in the machine.
Guess it's time for the DVD revolution.
Any benefits to videos?
Any downside to cinema?
I’m not talking about quality or size of the picture or sound, I just mean the whole experience.
Personally, I prefer home viewing.
Sometimes.
Other times I prefer the cinema. Exactly, I change my mind depending.
However, lately I am definitely leaning towards home viewing, purely for the ability to watch a movie without being incited to murder and mayhem by inconsiderate, moronic and plain rude people.
Do you know what I mean?
CINEMA:
Those people that go to watch a movie, and either don’t like it or don’t get out that often because they feel the need to sit and talk. Not whisper, but “blah blah blah blah” at normal volume, and then get offended when I grab their hair and drive a knee into their foreheads.
Almost.
There have been a couple of occasions where someone has taken exception to me telling them to shut up or leave.
Why?
It is unreasonable to expect, having paid £5+, I have the right to sit and watch the movie without being plagued by people recently revived from comas and have to make up for years of lost speech?
Is it me?
Everyone makes the occasional comment, that’s expected. But I refer specifically to those that use phones, tell their mate about” what so-and-so did last Wednesday and would you believe what Barry said back?”
Or those that are unable to last through one single film without bringing an entire supermarket of food in with them. Not just a bag of REALLY CRACKLY sweets, but hot dogs, crisps and even Nachos are available now.
And all with the decibel level of Rhinos fighting Elephants using megaphones.
Idiots.
But on the plus side, you can make an evening out of it. Get a meal before/afterwards, go and sit in the dark with your mate/girlfriend/boyfriend and enjoy the brand new movie that everyone must see.
It is a fun time (when the noisy-eating, talking hat wearing muddyfunksters stay away) and I think can enhance a movie’s appeal no end.
Talking about the movie on the way home, arguing the merits and bad points (or is that just movie geeks like me?), just chewing over what you’ve just seen and having fun with it.
Or
VIDEO
You can watch these in your own home, at your own pace and in relative peace and quiet (unless groups of hat wearing chatty grazers wander into your home).
You can choose the movie you want, stop it at leisure if you need a bathroom break, rewind for bits you missed or didn’t get.
Ok so it’s on a much smaller screen (unless you visit the Virgin cinema in Harlow where it’s the same size as that portable your nan has in her bedroom), but you can sit with your nose smearing the screen if you want, and nobody will throw food at you for obscuring Mel Gibson’s third chin.
But you do have the hassle of choosing one and making sure it’s back the next day.
And you’re different, you go to the video shop and you know what you want, but the others? They stand in front of you looking at “Robot Ninja Waiter 9” and block the aisle.
And don’t ask the staff if they have a movie, because they’ll stare at you with blank expression before returning to picking bits out of their co-workers scalp and munching on it. (Not that I think Blockb**** near me is staffed by Lab Chimps…oh not at all. They know exactly where The Terminator is).
I asked one simian if they had “Hamlet” after waiting for 10 mins for the question to register in there somewhere
. “Wot, the new one?” was the grunted reply.
“No, the one Shakespeare wrote you ******** dolt”
You can get your mates round for pizza and beer, watch the movie and then watch it again, turn the sound down and improvise your own script. (but that might just be me again).
And the biggest benefit of video?
You can rent any old pap and nobody will laugh as they see you watching “Pokemon” and you have to pretend you took your non-existent nephew with you.
So, in conclusion, I prefer video.
Except when I prefer the cinema.