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Thu 17/11/05 at 09:04
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"Pouch Ape"
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Things Ralph has learnt this month:

The kitchen isn't a bad or scary place - in fact, it's full of new things to explore and chew...

The cat is terrified of a "Ralph Attack", which is why she no longer uses the floor.

The stairs aren't an obstacle anymore!

Biting people makes them move (except me, he gets the back of my hand...well, a hard shove in the opposite direction).

Underneath radiators are an excellent source of old wallpaper that hasn't been removed.

Metal can't be chewed.

The rocking chair has an access point at the back, which means we find him stuck under the springs if we leave the room for a minute.

If he starts thumping at 2 in the morning it wakes us up.

If he waits at doors we will open them for him eventually.


Jesus, at this rate he'll be better educated than me in a year.
Thu 17/11/05 at 20:23
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Pix: [URL]http://www.pocketmonkey.co.uk/images/dog.jpg[/URL]

Me with my puppies.
Thu 17/11/05 at 19:48
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Without wanting to sound like a rabbophile, this wuld be such much better with pix. plz
Thu 17/11/05 at 18:41
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"Pouch Ape"
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We have a whole food chain: dog, cat, rabbit, budgie. Yum.
Thu 17/11/05 at 18:29
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"Laughingstock"
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monkey_man wrote:
> The other day was the best....

Aha, different animals interacting is always amusing.
Thu 17/11/05 at 17:14
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"Picking a winner!"
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Does he still have castle Ralph or has that been munched?
Thu 17/11/05 at 16:30
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"Pouch Ape"
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The other day was the best. For some reason the cat plucked up a small amount of courage and walked over the the far end of the living room where Ralph normally sleeps - except Ralph was in the conservatory, under a table he likes to sit under. But the cat didn't see him and stuck it's head in a box to smell. As the cat is sniffing Ralph comes up behind and nudges the cat (rabbits do this to tell you it's their territory), which cacks itself and runs all the way up the room, being chased by Ralph all the way. It was so funny, you had to be there I guess...
Thu 17/11/05 at 16:23
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"Laughingstock"
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I want a photo of the scaredy cat being out-psyched by Ralph.
Thu 17/11/05 at 15:14
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Pandaemonium wrote:
> OddToe wrote:
> He needs a Mrs. Ralph.
>
> I'm thinking M_m's hands are a bit full with one rabbit.

I don't think beastiality should be spoken about on here.
Thu 17/11/05 at 14:01
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"@optometrytweet"
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"The Attack Of The Scare Rabbit"
Thu 17/11/05 at 13:58
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"Lisan al-Gaib"
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OddToe wrote:
> He needs a Mrs. Ralph.

I'm thinking M_m's hands are a bit full with one rabbit.

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