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"Michael Nyman is a filthy, filthy man..."

Just walking past the piano when I spot the score for The Piano (the film starring that mute dame and Dr Sam Neill from Jurassic Park). Turns out the whole thing is one big metaphor for some unrequited sapphic love - which I now assume is why she wouldn't talk to the man, for some reason. Mouth full of pubes, probably.

Anyway, the song titles:

"Big My Secret"
"The Mood That Passes Through You"
"Silver-Fingered Fling" (!!)
"Deep Sleep Playing"
"The Attraction of the Pedalling Ankle"
"The Heart Asks Pleasure First"

It's like Carry On, but for gays (both sexes, I won't discriminate) at the theatre.

I always thought The Piano was about some shipwreck and an arranged marriage to the dino doc, but now I'm not so sure...

I think it is. Been years since I saw it, although I listened to some of the soundtrack only a few days ago.

Is that the one where he gets rather excited by the hole in her tights?

Trust me, if you hear Harvey Keitel say something along the lines of "there's things I'd like to do while ye play..." there's no doubt just how naughty the whole thing is.

Silver - Fingered fling.

What's the finger doing I wonder?

Just walking past the piano when I spot the score for The Piano (the film starring that mute dame and Dr Sam Neill from Jurassic Park). Turns out the whole thing is one big metaphor for some unrequited sapphic love - which I now assume is why she wouldn't talk to the man, for some reason. Mouth full of pubes, probably.

Anyway, the song titles:

"Big My Secret"
"The Mood That Passes Through You"
"Silver-Fingered Fling" (!!)
"Deep Sleep Playing"
"The Attraction of the Pedalling Ankle"
"The Heart Asks Pleasure First"

It's like Carry On, but for gays (both sexes, I won't discriminate) at the theatre.

I always thought The Piano was about some shipwreck and an arranged marriage to the dino doc, but now I'm not so sure...