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This is taken from a Florida newspaper.
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A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle
bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the
motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the
crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the
floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the
shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the
ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down
the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to
her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the
wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was
spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the
gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and
released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered
patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and
smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between
his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the
kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.
She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His
trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks,
the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to
call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the
wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the
stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going
down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the
paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told
them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped
and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs and broke his arm
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Still think you have all the bad luck?
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A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle
bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the
motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the
crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the
floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the
shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the
ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down
the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to
her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the
wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was
spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the
gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and
released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered
patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and
smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between
his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the
kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.
She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His
trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks,
the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to
call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the
wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the
stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going
down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the
paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told
them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped
and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs and broke his arm
*********************
Still think you have all the bad luck?
This is taken from a Florida newspaper.
*****************
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle
bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the
motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the
crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the
floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the
shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the
ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down
the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to
her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the
wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was
spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the
gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and
released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered
patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and
smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between
his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the
kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.
She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His
trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks,
the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to
call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the
wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the
stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going
down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the
paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told
them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped
and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs and broke his arm
*********************
Still think you have all the bad luck?
*****************
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle
bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the
motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the
crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the
floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the
shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the
ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down
the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to
her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the
wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was
spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the
gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and
released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered
patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and
smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between
his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the
kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.
She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His
trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks,
the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to
call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the
wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the
stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going
down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the
paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told
them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped
and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs and broke his arm
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Still think you have all the bad luck?
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