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I am Thimble-Bum the ever-moaning. I keep droaning on about my finders fee but you will never know what exactly it is that I have found. Still gaily you will offer me your soul as payment and I will gleefully accept and put it in a jar so that I can poke it with a stick at a later date.
It's at this point that a hunchback will mysteriously materialise and attempt to thwart my poking but he will die from a mysterious illness that bares some resemblance to goats.
After that I will go to Burger King, put another notch in my belt and start another diary of evil which I will ritually burn after having only written a brief summary of my day.
Mysteriously this will end up on an internet chat forum having been typed up by some possessed fool of a took.
It's at this point that a hunchback will mysteriously materialise and attempt to thwart my poking but he will die from a mysterious illness that bares some resemblance to goats.
After that I will go to Burger King, put another notch in my belt and start another diary of evil which I will ritually burn after having only written a brief summary of my day.
Mysteriously this will end up on an internet chat forum having been typed up by some possessed fool of a took.
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I am Thimble-Bum the ever-moaning. I keep droaning on about my finders fee but you will never know what exactly it is that I have found. Still gaily you will offer me your soul as payment and I will gleefully accept and put it in a jar so that I can poke it with a stick at a later date.
It's at this point that a hunchback will mysteriously materialise and attempt to thwart my poking but he will die from a mysterious illness that bares some resemblance to goats.
After that I will go to Burger King, put another notch in my belt and start another diary of evil which I will ritually burn after having only written a brief summary of my day.
Mysteriously this will end up on an internet chat forum having been typed up by some possessed fool of a took.
It's at this point that a hunchback will mysteriously materialise and attempt to thwart my poking but he will die from a mysterious illness that bares some resemblance to goats.
After that I will go to Burger King, put another notch in my belt and start another diary of evil which I will ritually burn after having only written a brief summary of my day.
Mysteriously this will end up on an internet chat forum having been typed up by some possessed fool of a took.