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> It's gotta be a killer story. Fourteen years old. We went on holiday
> with my Uncle Frank and his daughters. Sixteen. Twins. Blonde. Now
> I knew that Sarah fancied me, but I wasn't too sure about Alice.
> Anyway, middle of the night, I wake up with this tongue stuck down my
> throat. Wide awake now -- I couldn't believe my eyes. It was Uncle
> Frank! He'd got the wrong room -- he thought I was my mum!
aaaaah, Ms Mcgruder, where were we?
> It's gotta be a killer story. Fourteen years old. We went on holiday
> with my Uncle Frank and his daughters. Sixteen. Twins. Blonde. Now
> I knew that Sarah fancied me, but I wasn't too sure about Alice.
> Anyway, middle of the night, I wake up with this tongue stuck down my
> throat. Wide awake now -- I couldn't believe my eyes. It was Uncle
> Frank! He'd got the wrong room -- he thought I was my mum!
Yeah, of course. I think your name says it all. He wants you, baby.
> Hedfix wrote:
> I keep banging my knob against the wall and the door's fallen off
> it's
> hinges now.
>
> Also I recently found out that I was not gay despite having hosted a
> TV show dressed up as a little irish homosexual
> Take that back.
Err, why?
probably the most embarrassing thing here actually
> This one time I thought I'd pooed myself. Luckily I hadn't, but I had
> pooed someone else!!1!
I chuckled too loudly at this.