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"I'm never going to the toilet again"

[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4350000/newsid_4353500/4353570.stm[/URL]

That's scarier than bird flu. Bird flu can't climb up your ass whilst you're doing a number 2.

JFH wrote:
> C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> Wow Mum I got a Toy in my Cereal and it Move's!
>
> You do realise that not every noun requires a captital letter, don't
> you? Also, you could do with a coma

More apt, I think.

Why Whats Wrong's?

C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> Wow Mum I got a Toy in my Cereal and it Move's!

There's just so much wrong here that I can't be bothered even beginning to explain.

C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> Wow Mum I got a Toy in my Cereal and it Move's!

You do realise that not every noun requires a captital letter, don't you? Also, you could do with a comma after 'Mum' and there's no need for the apostrophe.

Oh, and that was possibly the single worst attempt at a joke ever. However, its crapness made me laugh so in a way I suppose it did work. Odd.

Crossbob just accentuates any mood I'm in at the time.

You're an idiot.

Yes I know :)

Very witty Crossbob... Very witty.

JFH wrote:
> This website is full of evil snake stories.
>
> [URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4510000/newsid_4513500/4513541.stm[/URL]
>
> I'm having toast in the morning tomorrow.
>
> [URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4310000/newsid_4311500/4311534.stm[/URL]
>
> Probably the toilet snake.

Wow Mum I got a Toy in my Cereal and it Move's!

JFH wrote:
> This website is full of evil snake stories.
>
> [URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4510000/newsid_4513500/4513541.stm[/URL]
>
> I'm having toast in the morning tomorrow.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you will buy stuff from Netto...