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"A lil' Sing Song?"

This might be a bit of A lame topic and I'm really sorry if it is, but someone else gave me this idea. So dont complain.

But has anyone got any little rhymes, or jokes. You know funny rhymes. I just thoguht this might be a little fun as there arnt a lot of good topics at the moment. (And yes that is including mine.)

:)

Oh and by the way, this smiley face: :)
is now my trademark

:)

This might be a bit of A lame topic and I'm really sorry if it is, but someone else gave me this idea. So dont complain.

But has anyone got any little rhymes, or jokes. You know funny rhymes. I just thoguht this might be a little fun as there arnt a lot of good topics at the moment. (And yes that is including mine.)

:)

Oh and by the way, this smiley face: :)
is now my trademark

:)

There once was a sailor name Hopper.
By Christ he had a whopper.
Twice round his neck,
Once round the deck,
And back up his ar.. as a stopper.

There once was a man named Hyde
who fell down a sewer and died
his unfortunate brother
fell into another
and now they're interred side by side

she was on the bridge at midnight,
her lips were all a quiver,
she gave a cough,
her leg fell off,
and floated down the river.

Oh, We've got that notion,
That we'd quite like to sail the ocean,
So We're building a big boat to help us across,


Etc. etc.

P.s. Why do these guys need the help of the odd god in order to go and get some wood? Are they lazy or what? :-)

(I'm talking about B&W in case you hadn't noticed)

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The fart went rolling down the street poleyvoo. The fart went rolling down the street poleyvoo. The fart went rolling down the street knocked a copper off his feet. Inkypinkypoleyvoooo.

The copper got out his rusty pistol poleyvoo. The copper got out his rusty pistol poleyvoo.The copper got out his rusty pistol blew the fart from here to Bristol inkypinkypoleyvoooo.

Bristol rovers were playing at home poleyvoo.Bristol rovers were playing at home poleyvoo.Bristol rovers were playing at home kicked the fart from here to rome inkypinkypoleyvoooo.

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The fart went rolling down his spine poleyvoo.The fart went rolling down his spine poleyvoo.The fart went rolling down his spine knocked his balls straight out of line inkypinkypoleyvoooo.