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Yesterday, I was watching TV and then the video for a song by a new girl group came on. It was the stupidest and crappest song ever written. I just spent the last few minutes finding it for the rest of you so here's a link for it:
[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/broadband/mediawrapper/consoles/totp_video?redirect=console.shtml&nbram=1&bbram=1&clip=pack1-lovebites_youbrokemyheart_16x9[/URL]
Awful, isn't it?
The chorus:
You broke my heart,
So I broke your nose,
And I don't care that I got blood on your clothes.
You broke my heart,
So I turned your eyebrows blue,
And I'm not sorry that your mates all laugh at you.
So the guy breaks up with her so she punches him in the face? But according to the rest of the song it was a perfectly inocent break up. The third verse says that the guy simply told the girl that he didn't want to go out with her anymore. He didn't cheat on her, he didn't break up with her via a text message, there was nothing wrong with how he broke up with her.
Also, surely punching somebody in the face is illegal when unprovoked? The guy did nothing wrong as I've already explained. And to turn somebody's eyebrows blue you would either have to kidnap them and tie them down to a table or break into their house and do it whilst they're sleeping. Again, that's definitely illegal.
Finally, there is a part in the song where the girl claims she's met somebody else who's 'better than you'. If that's the case then why spend your whole day stalking this other guy and hitting him?
Madness I tell you.
[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/broadband/mediawrapper/consoles/totp_video?redirect=console.shtml&nbram=1&bbram=1&clip=pack1-lovebites_youbrokemyheart_16x9[/URL]
Awful, isn't it?
The chorus:
You broke my heart,
So I broke your nose,
And I don't care that I got blood on your clothes.
You broke my heart,
So I turned your eyebrows blue,
And I'm not sorry that your mates all laugh at you.
So the guy breaks up with her so she punches him in the face? But according to the rest of the song it was a perfectly inocent break up. The third verse says that the guy simply told the girl that he didn't want to go out with her anymore. He didn't cheat on her, he didn't break up with her via a text message, there was nothing wrong with how he broke up with her.
Also, surely punching somebody in the face is illegal when unprovoked? The guy did nothing wrong as I've already explained. And to turn somebody's eyebrows blue you would either have to kidnap them and tie them down to a table or break into their house and do it whilst they're sleeping. Again, that's definitely illegal.
Finally, there is a part in the song where the girl claims she's met somebody else who's 'better than you'. If that's the case then why spend your whole day stalking this other guy and hitting him?
Madness I tell you.
I'm not even going to bother with that clip, it seems more crap than a big heap of manure. Plus, I've got Rush playing in the background- now there's a band with talent.
I dunno.
The Fight probably annoy me more.
Just as talentless, just as rubbish at writing songs.
What's the ******* point?
When I'm a lazy sod
I won't go to college
And I won't get a job
I sleep right through the day
I won't even get dressed
My parents go to work and
Try and put me to the test
I can't be bothered with my life
It causes grief and too much strife
It's not my problem and I don't care
But I have to fix it, it's just not fair
And the way she sings it is so annoying.
Yes. She.
What's the betting they only got signed because the singer is female?
The Fight probably annoy me more.
Just as talentless, just as rubbish at writing songs.
What's the ******* point?
When I'm a lazy sod
I won't go to college
And I won't get a job
I sleep right through the day
I won't even get dressed
My parents go to work and
Try and put me to the test
I can't be bothered with my life
It causes grief and too much strife
It's not my problem and I don't care
But I have to fix it, it's just not fair
And the way she sings it is so annoying.
Yes. She.
What's the betting they only got signed because the singer is female?
Wow. That's the first song so horrible it made my arm hair stand on end.
i concur.
utter dross. thankfully they'll be gone in a month or so.
it hacks me off that i and many other people have worked our nuts (or breasticles) off on the indy circuit and never got to the level that this kind of derivative, no-talent crap reaches in no time flat on account of hair extensions and the brainwave that "by golly there must be a need for a female busted"
horrible. 100% horrible.
utter dross. thankfully they'll be gone in a month or so.
it hacks me off that i and many other people have worked our nuts (or breasticles) off on the indy circuit and never got to the level that this kind of derivative, no-talent crap reaches in no time flat on account of hair extensions and the brainwave that "by golly there must be a need for a female busted"
horrible. 100% horrible.
That's absolutely the worst thing I've ever seen. It's like Avril Lavigne X4, but somehow with even less talent.
My ears have never bled so much.
My ears have never bled so much.
If it's Madness, I know I'm not listening to it.
Yesterday, I was watching TV and then the video for a song by a new girl group came on. It was the stupidest and crappest song ever written. I just spent the last few minutes finding it for the rest of you so here's a link for it:
[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/broadband/mediawrapper/consoles/totp_video?redirect=console.shtml&nbram=1&bbram=1&clip=pack1-lovebites_youbrokemyheart_16x9[/URL]
Awful, isn't it?
The chorus:
You broke my heart,
So I broke your nose,
And I don't care that I got blood on your clothes.
You broke my heart,
So I turned your eyebrows blue,
And I'm not sorry that your mates all laugh at you.
So the guy breaks up with her so she punches him in the face? But according to the rest of the song it was a perfectly inocent break up. The third verse says that the guy simply told the girl that he didn't want to go out with her anymore. He didn't cheat on her, he didn't break up with her via a text message, there was nothing wrong with how he broke up with her.
Also, surely punching somebody in the face is illegal when unprovoked? The guy did nothing wrong as I've already explained. And to turn somebody's eyebrows blue you would either have to kidnap them and tie them down to a table or break into their house and do it whilst they're sleeping. Again, that's definitely illegal.
Finally, there is a part in the song where the girl claims she's met somebody else who's 'better than you'. If that's the case then why spend your whole day stalking this other guy and hitting him?
Madness I tell you.
[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/broadband/mediawrapper/consoles/totp_video?redirect=console.shtml&nbram=1&bbram=1&clip=pack1-lovebites_youbrokemyheart_16x9[/URL]
Awful, isn't it?
The chorus:
You broke my heart,
So I broke your nose,
And I don't care that I got blood on your clothes.
You broke my heart,
So I turned your eyebrows blue,
And I'm not sorry that your mates all laugh at you.
So the guy breaks up with her so she punches him in the face? But according to the rest of the song it was a perfectly inocent break up. The third verse says that the guy simply told the girl that he didn't want to go out with her anymore. He didn't cheat on her, he didn't break up with her via a text message, there was nothing wrong with how he broke up with her.
Also, surely punching somebody in the face is illegal when unprovoked? The guy did nothing wrong as I've already explained. And to turn somebody's eyebrows blue you would either have to kidnap them and tie them down to a table or break into their house and do it whilst they're sleeping. Again, that's definitely illegal.
Finally, there is a part in the song where the girl claims she's met somebody else who's 'better than you'. If that's the case then why spend your whole day stalking this other guy and hitting him?
Madness I tell you.