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"I have a new enemy"

I went to bed abut 2-3am last night.

I woke up to the sound of the Stone Roses at 6am.
Then this awful, awful drunken voice of "I wanna be adooooo-hic-oooreeedd".

Balls, I thought and closed my window.
Then the volume went up and on game The Rolling Stones.... " Caaaan't alllwwwaays get whhhaat yeee wannnnnt ".

It was so, so loud. I could hear him clearly through my double glazing, then I noticed he was in the room above me. So I was nearly out the door to go beat the crap out of him when it stopped, I can only guess somebody else told him to shut the hell up.

Erm, that's all.

SHEEPY wrote:
> I think 6am is pushing it too far.
>
> I'd say 4-5am is cut off for partying.

Try phat bass ragga at 7am. Luckily I wasn't bothered about going to sleep that night.

Chavez XVI wrote:
> Just place some dynamite on your ceiling then put a short fuse on,
> light, then go back to bed...that should sort him out!

If it doesn't have a baseball bat ready for after the explosion. He'll be in your flat anyway and most probably dazed so he'll be easy to finish off.

Or go round to his house if he does it again and politely ask him to turn the volume down. Then bludgeon him to death with a claw hammer, it has to be a claw hammer mind you, you need the leverage for the skull.

Just place some dynamite on your ceiling then put a short fuse on, light, then go back to bed...that should sort him out!

mattributé wrote:
> You can't hate anyone for playing the stone roses. If someone
> slaughtered my whole family, then played I wanna be adored to me, I'd
> forgive him.
>
> And no, that's not an invitation.

Oooops.

*puts on 'I wanna be adored'*

You should have made the point that it wasn't an invitation sooner ... but don't worry I only half finished the job.

Your family are dead but there's no music playing

tnc wrote:
> You beat him up for ringing your doorbell?
>
> You two were obviously the best of pals then ...

He was doing it for two months. Ringing my door bell loads of times then running away. He's moved now becuase his Dad had a new job in another country.

Yay.

You can't hate anyone for playing the stone roses. If someone slaughtered my whole family, then played I wanna be adored to me, I'd forgive him.

And no, that's not an invitation.

You beat him up for ringing your doorbell?

You two were obviously the best of pals then ...

Wow. Must've been annoying. That once happened to me. Except it was one of my friends. He kept ringing my doorbell and running away. I beat the crap out of him.