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Hazardous Material Data Sheet
Element : Woman
Chemical Symbol : 0+
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic Mass : Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
Physical Properties
1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore
Chemical Properties
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Use
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent
Hazards
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact
Element : Woman
Chemical Symbol : 0+
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic Mass : Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
Physical Properties
1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore
Chemical Properties
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Use
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent
Hazards
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact
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I was going to type something filthy, but then I realise we weren't talking about that
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Common Use N.O 3 - Mine seems to be faulty in this area.
Has got to the stage now where will only clean up after herself not me. Anyone got any suggestions as to how I can fix this?
Has got to the stage now where will only clean up after herself not me. Anyone got any suggestions as to how I can fix this?
its so [B]true
I remember this was posted a loooong time ago. Still raises a smile. There's one for men too which is fairly amusing.
Hedfix wrote:
> Twain wrote:
> Never seen it before and I thought it was good.
> Twain wrote:
> Never seen it before and I thought it was good.
Yes, I laughed.
Twain wrote:
> Never seen it before and I thought it was good.
> Never seen it before and I thought it was good.
Never seen it before and I thought it was good.
teehee is funny, may of read it when i was younger though but not understood because i seem to recollect it
This is old, as in old before even the Internet was popular!
This is early 1990's at least.
This is early 1990's at least.
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