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And check out the first review by Kirk Davis
[URL]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0785200819/103-5704547-3999006?v=glance[/URL]
[URL]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0785200819/103-5704547-3999006?v=glance[/URL]
Thing is, they're all worth reading
"It could have just been me, but when those speakerboxxes started vibrating to Hummervonsnitzengruben's vocal Viagra, I could have sworn that I saw the man himself projected onto my table (like Princess Leia in Star Wars), thrusting his leather-clad snake hips in my direction and anointing me with a shower of salty (yet sweet) sweat from his glistening chest rug."
"Do this: go to a forest and take two sticks. Then find a tree stump and beat it with your sticks. That sound you hear amongst the crickets and birds? That's the sound of rock music. It's you banging out a beat in the most primal of ways- with your heart.
That's the way David Humperklopfskt does it, with all his heart. Somewhere in that manly, hairy chest beats the heart of a warrior, a soldier, and a rocker."
"It could have just been me, but when those speakerboxxes started vibrating to Hummervonsnitzengruben's vocal Viagra, I could have sworn that I saw the man himself projected onto my table (like Princess Leia in Star Wars), thrusting his leather-clad snake hips in my direction and anointing me with a shower of salty (yet sweet) sweat from his glistening chest rug."
"Do this: go to a forest and take two sticks. Then find a tree stump and beat it with your sticks. That sound you hear amongst the crickets and birds? That's the sound of rock music. It's you banging out a beat in the most primal of ways- with your heart.
That's the way David Humperklopfskt does it, with all his heart. Somewhere in that manly, hairy chest beats the heart of a warrior, a soldier, and a rocker."
"1-10 of 1098"
Holy ****.
Holy ****.
That is without doubt one of the funniest internet things I ever found.
Couldn't believe so many people kept it going, and love the names offered:
David Jobberpooch, Harry Hufflepuff, Darrin Hopengraff, Daver Hatcherbongs, Davis Hanselbrau, David Happlefrank, David Butcherclam, David Huskerjoof, Davy Hochseltrough, Dawson Facilefop, Dabney Pufnstuff', Declan Hapsburgcroft, David Humblecork, David Horseandhoof, David Honkerpoff, Darvis Hypercraft.
The song Hot Shot City is particularly good.
Couldn't believe so many people kept it going, and love the names offered:
David Jobberpooch, Harry Hufflepuff, Darrin Hopengraff, Daver Hatcherbongs, Davis Hanselbrau, David Happlefrank, David Butcherclam, David Huskerjoof, Davy Hochseltrough, Dawson Facilefop, Dabney Pufnstuff', Declan Hapsburgcroft, David Humblecork, David Horseandhoof, David Honkerpoff, Darvis Hypercraft.
The song Hot Shot City is particularly good.
Heh.
JESUS CHRIST CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP?
Reminds me of this: [URL]http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B0000070S1/102-5570666-4843347?%5Fencoding=UTF8[/URL]
JESUS CHRIST CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP?
Reminds me of this: [URL]http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B0000070S1/102-5570666-4843347?%5Fencoding=UTF8[/URL]
"Wow - this is so cool!!! before i used to hurt my brain by thinking and stuff!!! now i don't to know nething coz it's all written in here and i just haf to follow it!!! word!!! xtreme!!!"
Genius.
Genius.
Tomm wrote:
> "At first, I was not sure if I was Extreme enough to understand
> this Extreme Teen Bible. I questioned my Extremeness and wondered if
> Jesus would accept someone as un-Extreme as myself."
You do realise that they're taking the pish?
> "At first, I was not sure if I was Extreme enough to understand
> this Extreme Teen Bible. I questioned my Extremeness and wondered if
> Jesus would accept someone as un-Extreme as myself."
You do realise that they're taking the pish?
Praise Boognish, I've seen the light!
"At first, I was not sure if I was Extreme enough to understand this Extreme Teen Bible. I questioned my Extremeness and wondered if Jesus would accept someone as un-Extreme as myself."
wtf?
wtf?
And check out the first review by Kirk Davis
[URL]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0785200819/103-5704547-3999006?v=glance[/URL]
[URL]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0785200819/103-5704547-3999006?v=glance[/URL]