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"SSC 31-Here you go"

Yes it was me that saw the star in the sky. I tierd to jump for it but no I never got it. I catched snow drops on my tongue and then ran down the road. It was late at night everyone was alsleep I had to get back home. The phone box across the road started ringing I madly ran to it. "Hello". "Hello John". "How in gods name do you know my name" "Well im just behind the tree John". "What where are you?". John did the sensible thing and hung up the phone. He turned and ran for it nearly home now. "Mummmmmmmm" Screamed John. He could hear the foot steps behind then someone grabbed hold of his shoulder he smacked the Man in the nose. The Mans nose started bleeding and blood dripped into the snow.

"No need to do that John I just came to give you your wallet back you dropped it earlier and I was only behind that tree coz my dog went behind there but I have just tidied him to the tree,Wells heres your wallet and sorry for scarying you" "Oh thank you and thats ok im sorry for punching you". John then turned and ran a man stood behind a tree in his front garden. "Oh thats a nice wallet can I have a look John?"

Yes it was me that saw the star in the sky. I tierd to jump for it but no I never got it. I catched snow drops on my tongue and then ran down the road. It was late at night everyone was alsleep I had to get back home. The phone box across the road started ringing I madly ran to it. "Hello". "Hello John". "How in gods name do you know my name" "Well im just behind the tree John". "What where are you?". John did the sensible thing and hung up the phone. He turned and ran for it nearly home now. "Mummmmmmmm" Screamed John. He could hear the foot steps behind then someone grabbed hold of his shoulder he smacked the Man in the nose. The Mans nose started bleeding and blood dripped into the snow.

"No need to do that John I just came to give you your wallet back you dropped it earlier and I was only behind that tree coz my dog went behind there but I have just tidied him to the tree,Wells heres your wallet and sorry for scarying you" "Oh thank you and thats ok im sorry for punching you". John then turned and ran a man stood behind a tree in his front garden. "Oh thats a nice wallet can I have a look John?"

Let this serve as a reminder to you all that the sarcasm dished out to Crossbob in his early life was justified.

Hey Nintepsp, do you have eyebrows?

Yes I do they are very hairy. Feck!

Nintepsp2 wrote:
> no and i cry everytime i look in a mirror

Don't be so hard on yourself it's not your fault that nature has a sense of humor.

What the hell are you talking about?

Chippxero ftw.

So waht you think of my story?

Its crap.

Grow some eyebrows.

Yes sir I salute you!