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Slappers friggin themselves off in pools of water, swapping their 'pleasure devices' with ultrasound probes at the critical moment, all in the name of science.
You can dress it up with whatever buzzwords you want, but this is nothing less than a PR wet dream (perhaps quite a literal one).
Loud mouthed bints mouthing off about how their partners gave them a seeing to underneath a motorway bridge. Sorry, love, but I couldn't give a crap about your sordid little escapades. I'm sure if there was a show on telly showing men having a five knuckle shuffle on camera, it would cause an outrage.
Once again it's a case of sexism reversing itself over the past decade. Suddenly we're forced to care about female sexuality and womens needs. It's ok to show women pleasuring themselves on telly for some unexplained reason. Well ladies, you're about as attractive to me as a baboons @rse.
What am I on about? Check channel 4 now.
Oh, and I'm not adversed to seeing women getting off. Just make plain that it's porn, and stop trying to pretend it's anything but.
You can dress it up with whatever buzzwords you want, but this is nothing less than a PR wet dream (perhaps quite a literal one).
Loud mouthed bints mouthing off about how their partners gave them a seeing to underneath a motorway bridge. Sorry, love, but I couldn't give a crap about your sordid little escapades. I'm sure if there was a show on telly showing men having a five knuckle shuffle on camera, it would cause an outrage.
Once again it's a case of sexism reversing itself over the past decade. Suddenly we're forced to care about female sexuality and womens needs. It's ok to show women pleasuring themselves on telly for some unexplained reason. Well ladies, you're about as attractive to me as a baboons @rse.
What am I on about? Check channel 4 now.
Oh, and I'm not adversed to seeing women getting off. Just make plain that it's porn, and stop trying to pretend it's anything but.
monkey_man wrote:
> Dr Duck The Stampede wrote:
> the guy from Now and Again
>
> Haha, I remember that. ITV cancelled it, the fools!
It's on abc1 now, at some random time on a Sunday.
> Dr Duck The Stampede wrote:
> the guy from Now and Again
>
> Haha, I remember that. ITV cancelled it, the fools!
It's on abc1 now, at some random time on a Sunday.
Dr Duck The Stampede wrote:
> the guy from Now and Again
Haha, I remember that. ITV cancelled it, the fools!
> the guy from Now and Again
Haha, I remember that. ITV cancelled it, the fools!
I like the adverts they've got on at the moment for Loose Women. Any notion of intelligent, topical chat is destroyed (it didn't exist anyway), replaced with gurning and lame sexual references. And somehow it looks worse.
Hehe, classy television.
Without a trace was quite good before it though.
The girl who looks a bit like britney but clean, instead of just very dirty (in a bad way) is supurb.
As is the guy from Now and Again (in a different way). Good to see the old late night guys getting closer to prime time tv.
But yeah, dirty slappers winking in a pool. Riiiiiight. This is television?
I was surprised that they said doctors hadn't identified the full structure of the clitoris until 1998 though.
Shows how much there is for science to do.
Then I went back to trying to do some coursework. It's going slowly. Mainly because I watch without a trace and dodgy no-core pseudo-porn, then waste time on here.
Without a trace was quite good before it though.
The girl who looks a bit like britney but clean, instead of just very dirty (in a bad way) is supurb.
As is the guy from Now and Again (in a different way). Good to see the old late night guys getting closer to prime time tv.
But yeah, dirty slappers winking in a pool. Riiiiiight. This is television?
I was surprised that they said doctors hadn't identified the full structure of the clitoris until 1998 though.
Shows how much there is for science to do.
Then I went back to trying to do some coursework. It's going slowly. Mainly because I watch without a trace and dodgy no-core pseudo-porn, then waste time on here.
There was some crap porn on and I missed it? Damn.
All I could think was : "I bet her father is proud of her, flicking herself off on national telly." What a true lady.
I'm not now. Their ladette unfunny banter made me want to harm small animals.
lol, you're watching this because???
Now they're playing 'match the snatch'.
Splendid.
Splendid.
Slappers friggin themselves off in pools of water, swapping their 'pleasure devices' with ultrasound probes at the critical moment, all in the name of science.
You can dress it up with whatever buzzwords you want, but this is nothing less than a PR wet dream (perhaps quite a literal one).
Loud mouthed bints mouthing off about how their partners gave them a seeing to underneath a motorway bridge. Sorry, love, but I couldn't give a crap about your sordid little escapades. I'm sure if there was a show on telly showing men having a five knuckle shuffle on camera, it would cause an outrage.
Once again it's a case of sexism reversing itself over the past decade. Suddenly we're forced to care about female sexuality and womens needs. It's ok to show women pleasuring themselves on telly for some unexplained reason. Well ladies, you're about as attractive to me as a baboons @rse.
What am I on about? Check channel 4 now.
Oh, and I'm not adversed to seeing women getting off. Just make plain that it's porn, and stop trying to pretend it's anything but.
You can dress it up with whatever buzzwords you want, but this is nothing less than a PR wet dream (perhaps quite a literal one).
Loud mouthed bints mouthing off about how their partners gave them a seeing to underneath a motorway bridge. Sorry, love, but I couldn't give a crap about your sordid little escapades. I'm sure if there was a show on telly showing men having a five knuckle shuffle on camera, it would cause an outrage.
Once again it's a case of sexism reversing itself over the past decade. Suddenly we're forced to care about female sexuality and womens needs. It's ok to show women pleasuring themselves on telly for some unexplained reason. Well ladies, you're about as attractive to me as a baboons @rse.
What am I on about? Check channel 4 now.
Oh, and I'm not adversed to seeing women getting off. Just make plain that it's porn, and stop trying to pretend it's anything but.