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"Wedding Crashers"

The notable thing about this movie isn’t the above-average script for another ‘buddy’ movie including Owen Wilson and someone with dark hair (this time it’s Vince Vaughn but it could just as easily be Ben Stiller, Jackie Chan or Eddie Murphy), nor is it the great guest appearance from Will Ferrel, it’s not even the ‘midnight rape’ scene. Alas no, the thing that was predominant in every scene of the movie was Owen Wilson’s wonky nose. It’s not a normal kind of garish wonky like Barbara Streisand’s, it goes in at the middle and flares back out with a vengeance. When his big offensive nose is being projected onto a wall-to-wall cinema screen then it isn’t just a distraction, it is quite frankly upsetting.

Here’s a look at the wonky nose:
[URL]http://lalindsey.com/owen.gif[/URL]
[URL]http://www.geocities.com/hothollywood2000/owen.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/starskyandhutch/009.jpg[/URL]

Owen Wilson's wonky nose just doesn't compare to Sunderland manager Mick McCarthy's.

[URL]http://www.rte.ie/news/2002/0523/macarthym.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://www.safc.com/uploads/images/aug_05/safc_1123164734_Mick_McCarthy.jpg[/URL]

The thing is thats probably a pretty normal events for any given American person. However the thing that sets her and a normal person apart is she thinks people care what she did on any given day.

"So, SpongeBob just came on and it was a little after 5pm and I noticed how dark it got outside, I was cross-stitching so I had to get up and turn on a light because all the daylight had freakishly disapeared. A few minutes later these HUGE clouds of dust were being whipped past the house, and the trees were all bent at odd angles. So I jumped up and got my flip flops on to run out and store my lawn chair and Mason's lawn mower so they didn't get blown away"

If only my life was filled with such excitement.

"The originality of his nose contours are like a mirror for the emotive qualities of my haikus"

[URL]http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://lalindsey.com/owen.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml%3Fuser%3Dlalindsey&h=450&w=600&sz=67&tbnid=JTvYOMaleP0J:&tbnh=99&tbnw=133&hl=en&start=16&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dowen%2Bwilson%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26hs%3DWeg%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN[/URL]

There you go

Stryke wrote:
> "Only Owen Wilson can understand my inner turmoil, waaaaa"
> - That's what they're saying with that screenshot.

"His dodgy nose just screams individuality and isolation!"

A Livejournal? Excellent.

"Only Owen Wilson can understand my inner turmoil, waaaaa" - That's what they're saying with that screenshot.

haha yeah, it's mine...

I googled pictures of him and it was some livejournal kids wallpaper.

Proof that they're disturbed?

You have Owen Wilson as your wallpaper. Interesting.

Paradox: wrote:
> I was too mesmerised by Jackie Chan in Shanghai Noon to look at Owen
> Wilson at all.

Ahahaha, very true.