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You start of as an evil baby running around with acid milk and a death rattle, as time goes by, you grow up, till your an adult, you get the guns, then an old man, and you can cane people, and drive by cane them with your zimmer frame.
And you need to complete the game before you die of old age.
Then you find the fountain of youth, and can go around as any of your former selves.
Yeah.
Of course, it takes like an entire week (in real time) before you grow up 1 year.
So the game lasts ages.
And some missions can't be done till your old, and some must be done whislt your young.
For example, "Kill everyone in the senior citizens club" or "torch your toddler group leader"
That would be more fun, I mean, they've made it geeky enough already by needing to eat or die.
But noooooooooo.
And you need to complete the game before you die of old age.
Then you find the fountain of youth, and can go around as any of your former selves.
Yeah.
Of course, it takes like an entire week (in real time) before you grow up 1 year.
So the game lasts ages.
And some missions can't be done till your old, and some must be done whislt your young.
For example, "Kill everyone in the senior citizens club" or "torch your toddler group leader"
That would be more fun, I mean, they've made it geeky enough already by needing to eat or die.
But noooooooooo.
And collecting your pension from the post office, or feeding the ducks in the park.
With rat poison. Because you're evil.
And you cheat at Bingo.
With rat poison. Because you're evil.
And you cheat at Bingo.
Don't forget the side missions, like Bingo.
Oh, and you encounter some problems, like you need breasts as a baby, so you go to a strip club, or as an old man you go to the hospital for a new hip as your old one broke.
HA!!!
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Their lazy doing games.
You start of as an evil baby running around with acid milk and a death rattle, as time goes by, you grow up, till your an adult, you get the guns, then an old man, and you can cane people, and drive by cane them with your zimmer frame.
And you need to complete the game before you die of old age.
Then you find the fountain of youth, and can go around as any of your former selves.
Yeah.
Of course, it takes like an entire week (in real time) before you grow up 1 year.
So the game lasts ages.
And some missions can't be done till your old, and some must be done whislt your young.
For example, "Kill everyone in the senior citizens club" or "torch your toddler group leader"
That would be more fun, I mean, they've made it geeky enough already by needing to eat or die.
But noooooooooo.
And you need to complete the game before you die of old age.
Then you find the fountain of youth, and can go around as any of your former selves.
Yeah.
Of course, it takes like an entire week (in real time) before you grow up 1 year.
So the game lasts ages.
And some missions can't be done till your old, and some must be done whislt your young.
For example, "Kill everyone in the senior citizens club" or "torch your toddler group leader"
That would be more fun, I mean, they've made it geeky enough already by needing to eat or die.
But noooooooooo.