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"Jesus..."

...sucks, but lightning rules. The view from my back garden about 5 minutes ago, before it started chucking down fire and brimstone:

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Jesus is back for revenge?

*Gets Sniper Rifle*

Somebody, hand me a bullet full of holy water! No... that's only good for demons... dammit! What's Jesus allergic to?

Ah, the men in white coats. Excellent.

Goatboy wrote:
> Went to sleep about 3ish and it was sunny and lovely, woke up about 5
> and it was sunny and lovely but everywhere was wet.
> I was confused but now I understand why

There must be a bed-wetting joke in here somewhere. I’m thinking something along the lines of age and incontinence, but I can't quite get the words out.

Goatboy wrote:
> I slept through this, which is a shame because I like thunderstorms.

It didn't last long - was nice and sunny one minute, then ominous black cloud, then hellfire for a few minutes, then sunny 10 minutes after. That's easily the blackest cloud I've ever seen though. Thank God for digital cameras. And clouds.

munn wrote:
> I think he was joking.

Yes.

I slept through this, which is a shame because I like thunderstorms.
Went to sleep about 3ish and it was sunny and lovely, woke up about 5 and it was sunny and lovely but everywhere was wet.
I was confused but now I understand why

I think he was joking.

Actually, I think he means that it reared. Could be wrong, though.

blimmerfisch wrote:
> Anyway, on my way home I passed a field with this white horse, and it
> did the thing that, err, horses do, and it went onto it's back legs
> and...did that thing
> you know
>
> ANYWAY, from the angle I was looking at it, it was awesome because it


...had an erection, that's what you're getting at, right?

I wish I had my camera out with me earlier.
It was hot as hell and there were DARK CLOUDS looming, and it gently started to drizzle

Anyway, on my way home I passed a field with this white horse, and it did the thing that, err, horses do, and it went onto it's back legs and...did that thing
you know

ANYWAY, from the angle I was looking at it, it was awesome because it had the huge black clouds looming behind it
I was a few feet away from it, btw
Although being as useless and as talentless as I am, I'd have ballsed it up anyway

Looks like War of the Worlds!