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They're old but there's some great ones in there.
They're old but there's some great ones in there.
Only this one broke a smile (shame it was at the very end)
And, in the You Knew It had to Happen Dept: A Volvo dealer in Macau lost his franchise after running an ad with a picture of Prince Diana and the tagline, "She'd still be alive if she was in a Volvo."
And, in the You Knew It had to Happen Dept: A Volvo dealer in Macau lost his franchise after running an ad with a picture of Prince Diana and the tagline, "She'd still be alive if she was in a Volvo."
What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
A wall.
Guffaw Guffaw.
A wall.
Guffaw Guffaw.
Magical Trevor wrote:
> Blank wrote:
> One did genuinely make me chuckle though.
>
> Which one?
"What did Prince Charles say when he heard about the automobile accident?
Well, that's the way the Mercedes BENZ."
Bear in mind, I said "chuckle," not "guffaw," etc.
> Blank wrote:
> One did genuinely make me chuckle though.
>
> Which one?
"What did Prince Charles say when he heard about the automobile accident?
Well, that's the way the Mercedes BENZ."
Bear in mind, I said "chuckle," not "guffaw," etc.
Whose health?
Blank wrote:
> Do bees make jelly as well as honey now? Am I missing something?
It's a secretion from worker bees. Basically saliva. Very benificial to health.
> Do bees make jelly as well as honey now? Am I missing something?
It's a secretion from worker bees. Basically saliva. Very benificial to health.
Blank wrote:
> "What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes?
> They both make Royal Jelly."
>
> Do bees make jelly as well as honey now? Am I missing something?
>
> One did genuinely make me chuckle though.
Which one?
> "What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes?
> They both make Royal Jelly."
>
> Do bees make jelly as well as honey now? Am I missing something?
>
> One did genuinely make me chuckle though.
Which one?
"What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes?
They both make Royal Jelly."
Do bees make jelly as well as honey now? Am I missing something?
One did genuinely make me chuckle though.
They both make Royal Jelly."
Do bees make jelly as well as honey now? Am I missing something?
One did genuinely make me chuckle though.
...
That was the most unfunny ten minutes of my life.
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They're old but there's some great ones in there.
They're old but there's some great ones in there.