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"Just another version of happy slapping"

When Tom Cruise was squirted in the face with a trick 'microphone' journalists blasted it as 'happy slapping'.

Yet upon watching the show crudely named 'balls of steel' was I the only one worrying about the stunt performed called Urban Rodeo.

For those people who cleverly avoided the show, Urban Rodeo is where you hide behind a wall or tree, and spy the largest person you can. You the proceed to jump on their back and 'ride' them until you are thrown off. Then, obviously, 'leg it'.

How long is it before we see this stupid idiodicy being acted out in our streets as another form of happy slapping?

Heh heh... the annoying devil was funny on Balls of Steel this week...

"I fell over"... that's just class.

Displayed wrote:
> saves
> being the wife in prison


Unless you get to share a cell with Dringo

"toss them off" sorry old jokes spring to mind, and well if there is a group, you being the bigger person, jumping and landing on all the chavs will be mor effective, AND, you just say i fell, saves being the wife in prison

Displayed wrote:
> chavs jump on your back, you jump backwards, landing on them, seeming
> as you are the bigger of the two, forcing all your wieght downwards,
> hence, crushng the chav, and if your lucky his mates also. and all in
> the lines of self defence =D "i fell over"

Excellent idea.

Finally, a fool-proof solution to chavs jumping on your backs!

However, why not just toss them off and kick them? Much easier, and more fun. :-)

Alfonse wrote:
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
> That's completly retarded.
>
> If the guy/girl had a bad back you could do them some serious
> damage.
>
> He like picked out the most muscled and deadly looking men you could
> think off. Yes even darkies!!!111

Aha.

Wha?

chavs jump on your back, you jump backwards, landing on them, seeming as you are the bigger of the two, forcing all your wieght downwards, hence, crushng the chav, and if your lucky his mates also. and all in the lines of self defence =D "i fell over"

Dead Spiders wrote:
> On another note, if some chav lowlife tries to do it to you, you have
> them in a vulnerable position with an excuse to inflict pain.
>
> Good times.

you're working on the assumption that any of them would have the grapes to do it by themselves and not with a load of their mates with them.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> That's completly retarded.
>
> If the guy/girl had a bad back you could do them some serious damage.

I was thinking that, but still laughing, then the novelty wore off, and i went back to thinking that

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Finally, a use for the retractable, electrified spikes I had implanted
> into my spine.

Well, thats just dandy. Still have no use for my toe-goat. : (

On another note, if some chav lowlife tries to do it to you, you have them in a vulnerable position with an excuse to inflict pain.

Good times.