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"Random Marine"

There once be a lad who be random. He was brown but soon to blossom to Purple. He name is shrimper, he be the random lad that he be and he be seen on this marvolous forum called Special reserve. He post this forum quite alot but not so much as STRYKE he post alot (hint hint). This lad so he be liked the world that he live in and decided to venture to the unknown world of the outdoors. Few times has he ventured outdoors but this will be his 1st wearing a mullet he do. As he enters the great outdoors he sees a weird thing that look like a person standing on all 4s but this person he calls dog has fur all over him. Strange as it sounds but the dog looked like a slave, the owner of the dog didn't treat the dog nice as it was was pulling some rope, shrimper named the rope a lead. Furthur on shrimper walks he comes across a big white thing, it was round and shrimper called it a ball. Shrimper kicked it about and invented ballfoot ( later on someone adapts this idea and called it football). Shrimpers journey was coming to an end, shrimper was hurting allover he had never felt this before he called this tirdness and pain. Shrimper was never an active lad but never had the chance to venture outside as shrimper seemed to be on the minternet (internet someone called it). Shrimper was on Special reserve most of his time. Shrimper went home and be a random boy he be said MARINE he say. He say this because he be random.


Thank you hope you enjoyed it NOT

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There once be a lad who be random. He was brown but soon to blossom to Purple. He name is shrimper, he be the random lad that he be and he be seen on this marvolous forum called Special reserve. He post this forum quite alot but not so much as STRYKE he post alot (hint hint). This lad so he be liked the world that he live in and decided to venture to the unknown world of the outdoors. Few times has he ventured outdoors but this will be his 1st wearing a mullet he do. As he enters the great outdoors he sees a weird thing that look like a person standing on all 4s but this person he calls dog has fur all over him. Strange as it sounds but the dog looked like a slave, the owner of the dog didn't treat the dog nice as it was was pulling some rope, shrimper named the rope a lead. Furthur on shrimper walks he comes across a big white thing, it was round and shrimper called it a ball. Shrimper kicked it about and invented ballfoot ( later on someone adapts this idea and called it football). Shrimpers journey was coming to an end, shrimper was hurting allover he had never felt this before he called this tirdness and pain. Shrimper was never an active lad but never had the chance to venture outside as shrimper seemed to be on the minternet (internet someone called it). Shrimper was on Special reserve most of his time. Shrimper went home and be a random boy he be said MARINE he say. He say this because he be random.


Thank you hope you enjoyed it NOT

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that was bull.

This sucked but it is in the SSC-30 just so you don't forget.

Erm....
Yeah.

Congrats - this is going to be a first. It is the ONLY story (for want of a better word) that I will not include in the SSC entry list.