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"To those who are reading this, by the time you've finished, i will be dead. I have made too many enemies, rivals, and i'm hated by my society. I trust those who finish this to pass this on to my young nephew, Bert. This piece off writing has all my secrets, and all that i have learned. It is about fish.
There is more to the small scale covered marine dwellers than meets the eye.
First off, fish do not have a three second memory span. That is an often confused fact, like bulls are colour blind. Most people, apart from the remaining few fisholigists, will most probably still think this. I rely on you to pass on this piece off information. They actually have a 2.78 second memory span.
Fish feces. The stringy brown stuff that eases out on a daily basis, is actually a stretch of complicated code, to communicate with eachother. They send eachother notes in there waste, which can only be dechipered with gills. Fish can actually breathe perfectly well on dry land. When they flop around, they are mearly dancing with joy. The gills are really a complicated decoding mechanism. The fish runs the feces through its gills, then the gills dechiper the code and send it through to the brain. Where the fish has to try and force out its reply before it completely forgets what it had just read.
Drugs. Fish also have a very complicated drug system. The first, and most used, is "Bait", also known as "Worm", "Maggot" or "Fish food". Bait is popular because of the huge "high" you get afterwards, also known as "hook". See fig.1.
fig.1 [URL]http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/8570/untitled9091uc.png[/URL]
Another drug, "Fish flake/s", is what we feed them. They have been classified as drugs because of there total uncontrolable addictionism. You may have heard : "Dont feed them to much! As soon as they hear food, they'll eat it. They can't help it".
The drug system is run by the fish mafia. A very secretive group, mainly run by sharks, or large salmon.
See fig.2.
fig.2 [URL]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7195/untitled906og.png[/URL]
Real estate. It may come as a surprise to you, but your fish may have moved houses, and swapped with another. How do they get there, you may ask. Well, thats easy. They fly. Dur.
See fig.3.
fig.3 [URL]http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/5273/untitled1tq.png[/URL]
News. The fish have a universal feces, whish is delivered through the alpha males rectum every week. This is extremely painful.
See fig.4.
fig. 4 [URL]http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/32/untitled78pq.png[/URL]
Death. You may think, that when your beloved gold fish turns upside down and goes a bleak whie colour, its dead. This is infact, after a close inspection at a fishes belly scales, a signal. The scales actually flash, and this means the fish is ready to fly up towards the "big sea in the sky". To conceed with its friends about world domination.
So. That is what i've learned. Please pass this on to as many people as you can. Many thanks,
Dr. Gillard McHerring
There is more to the small scale covered marine dwellers than meets the eye.
First off, fish do not have a three second memory span. That is an often confused fact, like bulls are colour blind. Most people, apart from the remaining few fisholigists, will most probably still think this. I rely on you to pass on this piece off information. They actually have a 2.78 second memory span.
Fish feces. The stringy brown stuff that eases out on a daily basis, is actually a stretch of complicated code, to communicate with eachother. They send eachother notes in there waste, which can only be dechipered with gills. Fish can actually breathe perfectly well on dry land. When they flop around, they are mearly dancing with joy. The gills are really a complicated decoding mechanism. The fish runs the feces through its gills, then the gills dechiper the code and send it through to the brain. Where the fish has to try and force out its reply before it completely forgets what it had just read.
Drugs. Fish also have a very complicated drug system. The first, and most used, is "Bait", also known as "Worm", "Maggot" or "Fish food". Bait is popular because of the huge "high" you get afterwards, also known as "hook". See fig.1.
fig.1 [URL]http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/8570/untitled9091uc.png[/URL]
Another drug, "Fish flake/s", is what we feed them. They have been classified as drugs because of there total uncontrolable addictionism. You may have heard : "Dont feed them to much! As soon as they hear food, they'll eat it. They can't help it".
The drug system is run by the fish mafia. A very secretive group, mainly run by sharks, or large salmon.
See fig.2.
fig.2 [URL]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7195/untitled906og.png[/URL]
Real estate. It may come as a surprise to you, but your fish may have moved houses, and swapped with another. How do they get there, you may ask. Well, thats easy. They fly. Dur.
See fig.3.
fig.3 [URL]http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/5273/untitled1tq.png[/URL]
News. The fish have a universal feces, whish is delivered through the alpha males rectum every week. This is extremely painful.
See fig.4.
fig. 4 [URL]http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/32/untitled78pq.png[/URL]
Death. You may think, that when your beloved gold fish turns upside down and goes a bleak whie colour, its dead. This is infact, after a close inspection at a fishes belly scales, a signal. The scales actually flash, and this means the fish is ready to fly up towards the "big sea in the sky". To conceed with its friends about world domination.
So. That is what i've learned. Please pass this on to as many people as you can. Many thanks,
Dr. Gillard McHerring
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Heh, very inventive ... would never have thought the put pictures along-side a story. Nice.
Odd but strangely enjoyable :)
Yep, I'm a fan of these picture stories. Fun to read, and show imagination. That's always good. Keep it up.
The mafia fish with trilbys!
Without the pictures it would have struggled. With the pictures - goodgreat.
Without the pictures it would have struggled. With the pictures - goodgreat.
The pictures really made it for me, simple but they added so much to it.
Good work
Good work
Bizarre, but inventive and enjoyable throughout.
Yeah. That whole linking to pictures is a novel way of doing things.
Nice one. :)
Nice one. :)
Hahaha.
I quite enjoyed this.
I quite enjoyed this.
Why thank you. Ditto to yours : }
Entertaining. Made me smile throughout.
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