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Remember, this story is 100% true.
Far out at sea the water’s as blue as the petals of the loveliest cornflower, and as clear as the purest glass; but it’s very deep, deeper than any anchor can reach. Many church steeples would have to be piled up one above the other to reach from the bottom of the sea to the surface. Right down there live the sea people.
The sea people had a King and his name was Kilgore Trout. It may surprise you that they had a fish as their leader but it was with good reason, it was he who created them. He took God's creations from the hard rocks of the Earth, gave them gills, and built them a glorious city in which they could happily spend their lives without the worries and troubles faced on land.
It was Kilgore Trout's plan to bring only the finest human specimens into his kingdom, and generations past with no problems. However, after 200 years of bliss, trouble occurred. One of the citizens in the Dolphin Sector was causing grief among his neighbours. Kilgore Trout had never experienced this before, he had no idea how to deal with this problem and it scared him. He had only known happiness and that was all he wanted in life, to be happy, but one man had to ruin this for him. The man's name: smv. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/2320/kt12yg.jpg[/URL]
It’s fair to say that he didn’t always go out of his way to annoy others, it just happened. He was plain and simply naturally annoying.
The King Kilgore Trout had a fine family. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/9286/kt25ev.jpg[/URL] His brother was a slight anomaly, yes, but still, look at the rest of them! He also had a fine palace and being the kind King that he was, he decided that the best way to solve his problem with smv would be to talk it over with him at dinner. He was wrong.
smv arrived at King KT’s palace late. He claimed it was because he got lost on his way. This would be a fair argument if King KT’s palace wasn’t so big that you could see it from wherever you were in the entire kingdom. The King took smv to the huge dining hall and the whole family joined in with the meal. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/8679/kt34lw.jpg[/URL] smv was a dirty man so he went under the table to try and look up KT’s daughters’ skirts. Unfortunately for him, their legs seemed to have completely disappeared. Odd, I know. Also, Hitler was unable to join them for the meal because he’d gone out for the evening, about a holiday in Poland or something.
“So, you know why I’ve invited you, don’t you?” said KT. smv ignored him and continued trying to work out how to use a knife and fork with little success. “Do not ignore me, I am your King!” shouted KT.
“What, me mate?” asked smv innocently.
“Do not call me mate, mate.”
“K, mate.”
KT let out a frustrated sigh. “Let’s cut to the chase. I’m fed up with you causing problems for my people. I think it would be best if you left my spectacular underwater super-duper fantabulous magical ultimo kingdom.”
smv stopped what he was doing and looked at KT with puppy-dog eyes, and his entire body coated in food because he hadn’t actually managed to get a single piece into his mouth.
“I’m sorry,” said KT, “but that’s my final decision.”
smv burst into tears and ran down one of the hallways.
“OMFG daddy m8,” screamed a drunk Heidi. “smv was 1337. He pwned and made me lol.”
“Sorry darling, but I had to.”
“w/e m8, just stfu.”
Heidi ran out of the room after smv. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/2503/kt44he.jpg[/URL]
Heidi took smv to a small, secluded room. She pulled out a small box and inside was a big red button.
“u no wot big red buttons r, don’t u?” she asked.
“Red?” said smv.
“noes m8, lolz, they r dangerous!”
“I don’t like danger,” said smv, “it makes my pants go warm and yellow.”
“Fine,” said Heidi. She then put the box down but before she had time to close its lid she vomited all over smv. “I shudn’t drinks so much,” she said.
Smv sniffed. He liked the smell, He liked it so much that he danced. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/1223/kt57eu.jpg[/URL] He didn’t look where he was going and he trod on the button.
“Whoops-a-daisy!” he said.
A loud rumbling began. The water had begun to evaporate at an extraordinarily high speed. Smv’s gills disappeared and he became human(ish) just like all of the other sea people. Smv had destroyed KT’s under water kingdom for there was now no water. They were in what we now call the Grand Canyon.
However, the water from the Canyon had to go somewhere and suddenly a huge storm began in Poland. Hitler had been sunbathing at the time and he was very angry. “Zis is zehr bad, ja!” he said. He then got so mad that he found an army and used it to invade Poland and cause WW2 to start. Therefore, smv started the second world war.
KT was understandably very angry. His dream had been destroyed. He wanted to kill smv. He found smv wondering around in a pet shop buying cat food so he put a white sheet over his head and carried him off to a little cave. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/9672/kt65ii.jpg[/URL] Due to his conical dunce hat, the sheet gave smv a very distinct look. Some other guys saw him being carried to the cave and liked the look so used it for their gang. Therefore, smv helped to found the KKK.
Jennifer didn’t know what to do now she wasn’t a little princess anymore. She came across a small TV studio and went inside. The people inside were packing all of the equipment away and leaving.
“Wait!” said the director, “Can you act?” he asked Jennifer.
“I don’t know,” she said.
“Oh well, you look good so you’re in,” he replied. “Right then everybody, the show’s back on. I’ve found somebody to play Rachel!”
Therefore, it’s smv’s fault that Friends was on TV for 10 years.
KT and smv arrived at the cave. KT pulled the sheet off smv’s head, got a knife out, but just before he could perform the deed a voice called out, “Ah, you must be the new recruits. Come on in. My name’s odie.”
KT and smv entered the deeper sections of the cave and found a couple of old computers and sat down. They spent the rest of lives there working as staffies on a little known website for a company called Special Reserve.
“Friends, mate?” asked smv.
“Shut up,” said KT.
(Also available in movie form: [URL]http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=ssc30-kt[/URL])
Far out at sea the water’s as blue as the petals of the loveliest cornflower, and as clear as the purest glass; but it’s very deep, deeper than any anchor can reach. Many church steeples would have to be piled up one above the other to reach from the bottom of the sea to the surface. Right down there live the sea people.
The sea people had a King and his name was Kilgore Trout. It may surprise you that they had a fish as their leader but it was with good reason, it was he who created them. He took God's creations from the hard rocks of the Earth, gave them gills, and built them a glorious city in which they could happily spend their lives without the worries and troubles faced on land.
It was Kilgore Trout's plan to bring only the finest human specimens into his kingdom, and generations past with no problems. However, after 200 years of bliss, trouble occurred. One of the citizens in the Dolphin Sector was causing grief among his neighbours. Kilgore Trout had never experienced this before, he had no idea how to deal with this problem and it scared him. He had only known happiness and that was all he wanted in life, to be happy, but one man had to ruin this for him. The man's name: smv. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/2320/kt12yg.jpg[/URL]
It’s fair to say that he didn’t always go out of his way to annoy others, it just happened. He was plain and simply naturally annoying.
The King Kilgore Trout had a fine family. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/9286/kt25ev.jpg[/URL] His brother was a slight anomaly, yes, but still, look at the rest of them! He also had a fine palace and being the kind King that he was, he decided that the best way to solve his problem with smv would be to talk it over with him at dinner. He was wrong.
smv arrived at King KT’s palace late. He claimed it was because he got lost on his way. This would be a fair argument if King KT’s palace wasn’t so big that you could see it from wherever you were in the entire kingdom. The King took smv to the huge dining hall and the whole family joined in with the meal. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/8679/kt34lw.jpg[/URL] smv was a dirty man so he went under the table to try and look up KT’s daughters’ skirts. Unfortunately for him, their legs seemed to have completely disappeared. Odd, I know. Also, Hitler was unable to join them for the meal because he’d gone out for the evening, about a holiday in Poland or something.
“So, you know why I’ve invited you, don’t you?” said KT. smv ignored him and continued trying to work out how to use a knife and fork with little success. “Do not ignore me, I am your King!” shouted KT.
“What, me mate?” asked smv innocently.
“Do not call me mate, mate.”
“K, mate.”
KT let out a frustrated sigh. “Let’s cut to the chase. I’m fed up with you causing problems for my people. I think it would be best if you left my spectacular underwater super-duper fantabulous magical ultimo kingdom.”
smv stopped what he was doing and looked at KT with puppy-dog eyes, and his entire body coated in food because he hadn’t actually managed to get a single piece into his mouth.
“I’m sorry,” said KT, “but that’s my final decision.”
smv burst into tears and ran down one of the hallways.
“OMFG daddy m8,” screamed a drunk Heidi. “smv was 1337. He pwned and made me lol.”
“Sorry darling, but I had to.”
“w/e m8, just stfu.”
Heidi ran out of the room after smv. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/2503/kt44he.jpg[/URL]
Heidi took smv to a small, secluded room. She pulled out a small box and inside was a big red button.
“u no wot big red buttons r, don’t u?” she asked.
“Red?” said smv.
“noes m8, lolz, they r dangerous!”
“I don’t like danger,” said smv, “it makes my pants go warm and yellow.”
“Fine,” said Heidi. She then put the box down but before she had time to close its lid she vomited all over smv. “I shudn’t drinks so much,” she said.
Smv sniffed. He liked the smell, He liked it so much that he danced. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/1223/kt57eu.jpg[/URL] He didn’t look where he was going and he trod on the button.
“Whoops-a-daisy!” he said.
A loud rumbling began. The water had begun to evaporate at an extraordinarily high speed. Smv’s gills disappeared and he became human(ish) just like all of the other sea people. Smv had destroyed KT’s under water kingdom for there was now no water. They were in what we now call the Grand Canyon.
However, the water from the Canyon had to go somewhere and suddenly a huge storm began in Poland. Hitler had been sunbathing at the time and he was very angry. “Zis is zehr bad, ja!” he said. He then got so mad that he found an army and used it to invade Poland and cause WW2 to start. Therefore, smv started the second world war.
KT was understandably very angry. His dream had been destroyed. He wanted to kill smv. He found smv wondering around in a pet shop buying cat food so he put a white sheet over his head and carried him off to a little cave. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/9672/kt65ii.jpg[/URL] Due to his conical dunce hat, the sheet gave smv a very distinct look. Some other guys saw him being carried to the cave and liked the look so used it for their gang. Therefore, smv helped to found the KKK.
Jennifer didn’t know what to do now she wasn’t a little princess anymore. She came across a small TV studio and went inside. The people inside were packing all of the equipment away and leaving.
“Wait!” said the director, “Can you act?” he asked Jennifer.
“I don’t know,” she said.
“Oh well, you look good so you’re in,” he replied. “Right then everybody, the show’s back on. I’ve found somebody to play Rachel!”
Therefore, it’s smv’s fault that Friends was on TV for 10 years.
KT and smv arrived at the cave. KT pulled the sheet off smv’s head, got a knife out, but just before he could perform the deed a voice called out, “Ah, you must be the new recruits. Come on in. My name’s odie.”
KT and smv entered the deeper sections of the cave and found a couple of old computers and sat down. They spent the rest of lives there working as staffies on a little known website for a company called Special Reserve.
“Friends, mate?” asked smv.
“Shut up,” said KT.
(Also available in movie form: [URL]http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=ssc30-kt[/URL])
Yes indeed, you are one strange smv-obsessed fella.
Keep it going ... may lead to some break-downs and drug dependancies, but it'll be good fun for everyone else along the way.
Keep it going ... may lead to some break-downs and drug dependancies, but it'll be good fun for everyone else along the way.
Okay. It's official. You're definitely scary :)
It's crap.
Not really, I loved it. But then again, I love everything you do with Paint. It's always great to see someone having fun with a SSC. I've gone over it a few times since you posted it - and it's top.
Yeah, Heidi Klum. She'd get it. I feel I've said all I need to.
Not really, I loved it. But then again, I love everything you do with Paint. It's always great to see someone having fun with a SSC. I've gone over it a few times since you posted it - and it's top.
Yeah, Heidi Klum. She'd get it. I feel I've said all I need to.
Heidi.
*drools*
*drools*
smv wrote:
> WTH is KT my King? I'm not happy about that.
Because he has a crown, and he's purely and simply better than you.
> Other than that, yeah, all true.
So you admit starting WW2 and founding the KKK? Right then, I might have to make a few phone calls.
> WTH is KT my King? I'm not happy about that.
Because he has a crown, and he's purely and simply better than you.
> Other than that, yeah, all true.
So you admit starting WW2 and founding the KKK? Right then, I might have to make a few phone calls.
WTH is KT my King? I'm not happy about that.
Other than that, yeah, all true.
Other than that, yeah, all true.
wow. That was very good.
yeah it would make a great movie.
;)
yeah it would make a great movie.
;)
That would make such a cool movie...
Wow. I believe every word.
Remember, this story is 100% true.
Far out at sea the water’s as blue as the petals of the loveliest cornflower, and as clear as the purest glass; but it’s very deep, deeper than any anchor can reach. Many church steeples would have to be piled up one above the other to reach from the bottom of the sea to the surface. Right down there live the sea people.
The sea people had a King and his name was Kilgore Trout. It may surprise you that they had a fish as their leader but it was with good reason, it was he who created them. He took God's creations from the hard rocks of the Earth, gave them gills, and built them a glorious city in which they could happily spend their lives without the worries and troubles faced on land.
It was Kilgore Trout's plan to bring only the finest human specimens into his kingdom, and generations past with no problems. However, after 200 years of bliss, trouble occurred. One of the citizens in the Dolphin Sector was causing grief among his neighbours. Kilgore Trout had never experienced this before, he had no idea how to deal with this problem and it scared him. He had only known happiness and that was all he wanted in life, to be happy, but one man had to ruin this for him. The man's name: smv. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/2320/kt12yg.jpg[/URL]
It’s fair to say that he didn’t always go out of his way to annoy others, it just happened. He was plain and simply naturally annoying.
The King Kilgore Trout had a fine family. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/9286/kt25ev.jpg[/URL] His brother was a slight anomaly, yes, but still, look at the rest of them! He also had a fine palace and being the kind King that he was, he decided that the best way to solve his problem with smv would be to talk it over with him at dinner. He was wrong.
smv arrived at King KT’s palace late. He claimed it was because he got lost on his way. This would be a fair argument if King KT’s palace wasn’t so big that you could see it from wherever you were in the entire kingdom. The King took smv to the huge dining hall and the whole family joined in with the meal. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/8679/kt34lw.jpg[/URL] smv was a dirty man so he went under the table to try and look up KT’s daughters’ skirts. Unfortunately for him, their legs seemed to have completely disappeared. Odd, I know. Also, Hitler was unable to join them for the meal because he’d gone out for the evening, about a holiday in Poland or something.
“So, you know why I’ve invited you, don’t you?” said KT. smv ignored him and continued trying to work out how to use a knife and fork with little success. “Do not ignore me, I am your King!” shouted KT.
“What, me mate?” asked smv innocently.
“Do not call me mate, mate.”
“K, mate.”
KT let out a frustrated sigh. “Let’s cut to the chase. I’m fed up with you causing problems for my people. I think it would be best if you left my spectacular underwater super-duper fantabulous magical ultimo kingdom.”
smv stopped what he was doing and looked at KT with puppy-dog eyes, and his entire body coated in food because he hadn’t actually managed to get a single piece into his mouth.
“I’m sorry,” said KT, “but that’s my final decision.”
smv burst into tears and ran down one of the hallways.
“OMFG daddy m8,” screamed a drunk Heidi. “smv was 1337. He pwned and made me lol.”
“Sorry darling, but I had to.”
“w/e m8, just stfu.”
Heidi ran out of the room after smv. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/2503/kt44he.jpg[/URL]
Heidi took smv to a small, secluded room. She pulled out a small box and inside was a big red button.
“u no wot big red buttons r, don’t u?” she asked.
“Red?” said smv.
“noes m8, lolz, they r dangerous!”
“I don’t like danger,” said smv, “it makes my pants go warm and yellow.”
“Fine,” said Heidi. She then put the box down but before she had time to close its lid she vomited all over smv. “I shudn’t drinks so much,” she said.
Smv sniffed. He liked the smell, He liked it so much that he danced. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/1223/kt57eu.jpg[/URL] He didn’t look where he was going and he trod on the button.
“Whoops-a-daisy!” he said.
A loud rumbling began. The water had begun to evaporate at an extraordinarily high speed. Smv’s gills disappeared and he became human(ish) just like all of the other sea people. Smv had destroyed KT’s under water kingdom for there was now no water. They were in what we now call the Grand Canyon.
However, the water from the Canyon had to go somewhere and suddenly a huge storm began in Poland. Hitler had been sunbathing at the time and he was very angry. “Zis is zehr bad, ja!” he said. He then got so mad that he found an army and used it to invade Poland and cause WW2 to start. Therefore, smv started the second world war.
KT was understandably very angry. His dream had been destroyed. He wanted to kill smv. He found smv wondering around in a pet shop buying cat food so he put a white sheet over his head and carried him off to a little cave. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/9672/kt65ii.jpg[/URL] Due to his conical dunce hat, the sheet gave smv a very distinct look. Some other guys saw him being carried to the cave and liked the look so used it for their gang. Therefore, smv helped to found the KKK.
Jennifer didn’t know what to do now she wasn’t a little princess anymore. She came across a small TV studio and went inside. The people inside were packing all of the equipment away and leaving.
“Wait!” said the director, “Can you act?” he asked Jennifer.
“I don’t know,” she said.
“Oh well, you look good so you’re in,” he replied. “Right then everybody, the show’s back on. I’ve found somebody to play Rachel!”
Therefore, it’s smv’s fault that Friends was on TV for 10 years.
KT and smv arrived at the cave. KT pulled the sheet off smv’s head, got a knife out, but just before he could perform the deed a voice called out, “Ah, you must be the new recruits. Come on in. My name’s odie.”
KT and smv entered the deeper sections of the cave and found a couple of old computers and sat down. They spent the rest of lives there working as staffies on a little known website for a company called Special Reserve.
“Friends, mate?” asked smv.
“Shut up,” said KT.
(Also available in movie form: [URL]http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=ssc30-kt[/URL])
Far out at sea the water’s as blue as the petals of the loveliest cornflower, and as clear as the purest glass; but it’s very deep, deeper than any anchor can reach. Many church steeples would have to be piled up one above the other to reach from the bottom of the sea to the surface. Right down there live the sea people.
The sea people had a King and his name was Kilgore Trout. It may surprise you that they had a fish as their leader but it was with good reason, it was he who created them. He took God's creations from the hard rocks of the Earth, gave them gills, and built them a glorious city in which they could happily spend their lives without the worries and troubles faced on land.
It was Kilgore Trout's plan to bring only the finest human specimens into his kingdom, and generations past with no problems. However, after 200 years of bliss, trouble occurred. One of the citizens in the Dolphin Sector was causing grief among his neighbours. Kilgore Trout had never experienced this before, he had no idea how to deal with this problem and it scared him. He had only known happiness and that was all he wanted in life, to be happy, but one man had to ruin this for him. The man's name: smv. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/2320/kt12yg.jpg[/URL]
It’s fair to say that he didn’t always go out of his way to annoy others, it just happened. He was plain and simply naturally annoying.
The King Kilgore Trout had a fine family. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/9286/kt25ev.jpg[/URL] His brother was a slight anomaly, yes, but still, look at the rest of them! He also had a fine palace and being the kind King that he was, he decided that the best way to solve his problem with smv would be to talk it over with him at dinner. He was wrong.
smv arrived at King KT’s palace late. He claimed it was because he got lost on his way. This would be a fair argument if King KT’s palace wasn’t so big that you could see it from wherever you were in the entire kingdom. The King took smv to the huge dining hall and the whole family joined in with the meal. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/8679/kt34lw.jpg[/URL] smv was a dirty man so he went under the table to try and look up KT’s daughters’ skirts. Unfortunately for him, their legs seemed to have completely disappeared. Odd, I know. Also, Hitler was unable to join them for the meal because he’d gone out for the evening, about a holiday in Poland or something.
“So, you know why I’ve invited you, don’t you?” said KT. smv ignored him and continued trying to work out how to use a knife and fork with little success. “Do not ignore me, I am your King!” shouted KT.
“What, me mate?” asked smv innocently.
“Do not call me mate, mate.”
“K, mate.”
KT let out a frustrated sigh. “Let’s cut to the chase. I’m fed up with you causing problems for my people. I think it would be best if you left my spectacular underwater super-duper fantabulous magical ultimo kingdom.”
smv stopped what he was doing and looked at KT with puppy-dog eyes, and his entire body coated in food because he hadn’t actually managed to get a single piece into his mouth.
“I’m sorry,” said KT, “but that’s my final decision.”
smv burst into tears and ran down one of the hallways.
“OMFG daddy m8,” screamed a drunk Heidi. “smv was 1337. He pwned and made me lol.”
“Sorry darling, but I had to.”
“w/e m8, just stfu.”
Heidi ran out of the room after smv. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/2503/kt44he.jpg[/URL]
Heidi took smv to a small, secluded room. She pulled out a small box and inside was a big red button.
“u no wot big red buttons r, don’t u?” she asked.
“Red?” said smv.
“noes m8, lolz, they r dangerous!”
“I don’t like danger,” said smv, “it makes my pants go warm and yellow.”
“Fine,” said Heidi. She then put the box down but before she had time to close its lid she vomited all over smv. “I shudn’t drinks so much,” she said.
Smv sniffed. He liked the smell, He liked it so much that he danced. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/1223/kt57eu.jpg[/URL] He didn’t look where he was going and he trod on the button.
“Whoops-a-daisy!” he said.
A loud rumbling began. The water had begun to evaporate at an extraordinarily high speed. Smv’s gills disappeared and he became human(ish) just like all of the other sea people. Smv had destroyed KT’s under water kingdom for there was now no water. They were in what we now call the Grand Canyon.
However, the water from the Canyon had to go somewhere and suddenly a huge storm began in Poland. Hitler had been sunbathing at the time and he was very angry. “Zis is zehr bad, ja!” he said. He then got so mad that he found an army and used it to invade Poland and cause WW2 to start. Therefore, smv started the second world war.
KT was understandably very angry. His dream had been destroyed. He wanted to kill smv. He found smv wondering around in a pet shop buying cat food so he put a white sheet over his head and carried him off to a little cave. [URL]http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/9672/kt65ii.jpg[/URL] Due to his conical dunce hat, the sheet gave smv a very distinct look. Some other guys saw him being carried to the cave and liked the look so used it for their gang. Therefore, smv helped to found the KKK.
Jennifer didn’t know what to do now she wasn’t a little princess anymore. She came across a small TV studio and went inside. The people inside were packing all of the equipment away and leaving.
“Wait!” said the director, “Can you act?” he asked Jennifer.
“I don’t know,” she said.
“Oh well, you look good so you’re in,” he replied. “Right then everybody, the show’s back on. I’ve found somebody to play Rachel!”
Therefore, it’s smv’s fault that Friends was on TV for 10 years.
KT and smv arrived at the cave. KT pulled the sheet off smv’s head, got a knife out, but just before he could perform the deed a voice called out, “Ah, you must be the new recruits. Come on in. My name’s odie.”
KT and smv entered the deeper sections of the cave and found a couple of old computers and sat down. They spent the rest of lives there working as staffies on a little known website for a company called Special Reserve.
“Friends, mate?” asked smv.
“Shut up,” said KT.
(Also available in movie form: [URL]http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=ssc30-kt[/URL])