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As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle,
she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her
sister's, which were a bit on the small side.
When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla
retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped
on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are
killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour,
but it was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody
tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!"
There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,
"There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
'See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."
..............Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off
the left shoe.
"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to
the throne.
At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy.
Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her
sister's, which were a bit on the small side.
When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla
retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped
on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are
killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour,
but it was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody
tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!"
There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,
"There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
'See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."
..............Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off
the left shoe.
"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to
the throne.
At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy.
Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
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Apparently Jeremy Beadle has a tiny nob, but on the other hand its f**king massive!
Wonderful. If this one gets deleted someone needs to mellow out.
:?D
AbsoluT Neó wrote:
> makes fun of Vamp - thick
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> :D
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> makes fun of Vamp - thick
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> :D
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ROFL class totally class
makes fun of Vamp - thick
:D
:D
make fun of the Royals - Tick
make fun of Camilla's face - Tick
Make fun of the Navy - Tick
:D
make fun of Camilla's face - Tick
Make fun of the Navy - Tick
:D
That's excellent!!!
LOL!!!
LOL!!!
:^D
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