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"Ha ha ha. Geeks"

So, it turns out that the whole 'ilovebees' debacle was a giant ARG game for giant geeks. Somehow the geeks worked out that something geeky was some geeky GPS (Geek Positioning System) coordinates, where a geeky payhone would ring a geeky tone at a certain geeky time. Then the geeks would have to get their geeky-selves there, take some geeky pictures in geeky costumes, listen to a special geeky recorded message, and that made them part of the geek elite. Only thing is, what if a spaced out crackhead heard the phone and got there first?

But I was a bit geeky myself. I popped the 404 error page on the ilovebees.com website, and found this:

[URL]http://www.ilovebees.com/404.html[/URL]

It's pictures of the geeks! Then I found that you can get there from the geeky front page, but never mind, it feels like I achieved something...

Ha, and preorders for Metroid Prime are... 10 copies. Woohoo

Something else weird:

www.ilovebeams.com
www.iloveskis.com
www.ilovekeys.com
www.iloveknees.com

Someone will have spent money on them.

Money.

Most of them are pale bastardos.

My God!

Look at the Science and Medical section.

The guy in the bottom left's so pale he's almost see through and he's got a hunched back because he's been sitting at his computer for so long.

I'd have loved to turn up at the phonebox and administer a kingsize dose of wedgies to all these halfbreeds.

The squads section is the funniest.

There's one picture of what looks like a nerdy Country and Western band.

it's you, isn't it?

clever though.

the fat guy in a shirt jumping off some sort of ledge in the Special Environment Ops team is great

Hahaha!

so very geeky. shame.