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[URL]http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/08/01/news_6130117.html[/URL]
"I have to get my game out before judgement day"
"I have to get my game out before judgement day"
Until I can play as Jesus skimming halos like frisbees of death, I'm not interested in Christian games.
The church should have just put some money in painkiller and then they would have their game.
you can only carry 2 guns and 5 bullets, yet somehow you never run out of ammo.
"The group's vision is to do for games what Christian rockers did for pop music."
What? Make it a bit of a joke?
"One game, for the Game Boy Advance, is an action adventure that challenges players to assemble the seven parts of the Armor of God while vanquishing the agents of darkness by answering Bible trivia."
Ahh, so *that's* how you vanquish the agents of darkness.
If only I'd known, I could have saved a fortune on hoy water...
But really, it's about time christians ot their act together marketing-wise.
Think about it, muslims have to pray to mecca 5 times a day. With that kind of investment you really want your god to exist.
Meanwhile the jihaadis think they're getting 700 vigins for showing their commitment to god. Most priests don't get 100, and most of them are boys.
Christians only have to do an hour or so on a sunday, and most don't even bother with that. You're just not going to brainwash many people with so little effort. Frankly I think it's just lazyness.
Still, it must be ironic that the sunday is the only day your average priest *does* do any work...
However, WTF? A game where you choose whether to play as, or go around killing, christians?
Surely that's not very well thought out. Why does everyone want to polarise everything these days?
'"We're thinking of changing things because the Christians and the Jews are so underpowered," Rapczak said.'
Underpowered or outnumbered? :^D
What? Make it a bit of a joke?
"One game, for the Game Boy Advance, is an action adventure that challenges players to assemble the seven parts of the Armor of God while vanquishing the agents of darkness by answering Bible trivia."
Ahh, so *that's* how you vanquish the agents of darkness.
If only I'd known, I could have saved a fortune on hoy water...
But really, it's about time christians ot their act together marketing-wise.
Think about it, muslims have to pray to mecca 5 times a day. With that kind of investment you really want your god to exist.
Meanwhile the jihaadis think they're getting 700 vigins for showing their commitment to god. Most priests don't get 100, and most of them are boys.
Christians only have to do an hour or so on a sunday, and most don't even bother with that. You're just not going to brainwash many people with so little effort. Frankly I think it's just lazyness.
Still, it must be ironic that the sunday is the only day your average priest *does* do any work...
However, WTF? A game where you choose whether to play as, or go around killing, christians?
Surely that's not very well thought out. Why does everyone want to polarise everything these days?
'"We're thinking of changing things because the Christians and the Jews are so underpowered," Rapczak said.'
Underpowered or outnumbered? :^D
Turning water into GUNS
Pork smartbomb?
"and lo' he went into the wilderness with 40 rounds in 40 clips"
"and lo' he went into the wilderness with 40 rounds in 40 clips"
"He wants to create a game in the mold of the Battlefield series that pits Christians and Jews against the forces of the Antichrist." I'd play that.
The only thing is that Battlefield counts on people to play each side so someone would have to play the forces of the Antichrist and this would give a bad impression so you'd have to have some super clever and devious bots.
What weapons would christians and jews use? maybe you just stand there praying hopeing they let you take the flag or sing at them.
The only thing is that Battlefield counts on people to play each side so someone would have to play the forces of the Antichrist and this would give a bad impression so you'd have to have some super clever and devious bots.
What weapons would christians and jews use? maybe you just stand there praying hopeing they let you take the flag or sing at them.
[URL]http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/08/01/news_6130117.html[/URL]
"I have to get my game out before judgement day"
"I have to get my game out before judgement day"