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"Barton family blues"

We all know what a screw up Joey is, but now his brother is wanted for questioning about an axe murder of an 18 year old boy. It's believed to be racially motivated, and it's also thought that Michael Barton has fled the country with another guy.

And the axe was left in the back of the boy's head, which was forgetful of them.

We all know what a screw up Joey is, but now his brother is wanted for questioning about an axe murder of an 18 year old boy. It's believed to be racially motivated, and it's also thought that Michael Barton has fled the country with another guy.

And the axe was left in the back of the boy's head, which was forgetful of them.

"You remember the axe?"
"..."
"you idiot - I asked you to do ONE THING! Now how can I chop this firewood? Where did you leave it?"
"Well..."

Seen that Barton doesn't actually KNOW his brother at all - they weren't brought up together or anything, but he somehow thinks he can reach him?

"I poke cigars into people's eyes and beat up teenagers, but I'm appealing to your sense of moral decency, bro"

Ahaha everytime I think of Joey Barton I think of this scenario...

Spurs 3-0 Man City
Barton gets within 10 metres of the ref going into the tunnel
RED CARD
2nd half start, Spurs 3-0 up playing 10 min
45 mins later....4-3
Ah bollix