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"Goodbye cruel world!"

You fall and suffer 4328 damage.

You die.

I forgot i posted this.

*wanders off*

It might have a survey at the end.

monkey_man wrote:
> Is this thread retarded?
>
> Y

Pfft, as if a text adventure would ask your opinion.

I'm a Priest, I can levitate.

Yeah :/

SHEEPY wrote:
> My rogue can fall for miles as I got a special skill.
>
> SHEEPY AM WINNNNAAAAR

I'm a mage. I can glide.

pwned!!

Listen to the rats dying words before proceeding?

Y/N

'Leave room'
'ERROR'
'Walk out'
'ERROR'
'N'
'ERROR'
'Left'
'ERROR'
'Exit'
'ERROR'
'Kill rat to gain key to hidden doorway behind the rotting barrels'
'You kill the rat, the key falls to the ground'

:/

I want a text adventure now. :(

You know, text adventures aren't just a series of questions where you have to answer Y/N to each one.

It's more like:

"You see a box in the middle of the room, there are doors to the North and to the West. Gandalf thinks you should go North."
'OPEN BOX'
"Sorry, I do not know the word "BOX""
'ATTACK GANDALF"
"You attack Gandalf, gandalf hits you back, you are dead."

Y!