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"Ah, Dioufy"

[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4721865.stm[/URL]

Now that's cheap. Dioufy, you should know better.

I'm amazed that despite not being able to speak English, all the quotes in that interview are iN English.

Maybe they all mean something else?

"Ce?"

"Oi, woman, you are like the rolling steppes of Patagonia! I feel as if I am watching Maradona once more, oh, you fill me with joy as great as the midday sun...Now, alas, I must wash up. Joe Cole is getting in early to training and I must beat him today."

Stryke wrote:
> "Piffle, woman, it's like riding a... it's like having sex with you."

You'd think he'd have thought of something like that.

"Wifey Crespo, we're moving to Chelsea. That's in London. It's nice there, they have a big Topman store"
"Hernan, you don't know English."
"Piffle, woman, it's like riding a bike."

I think it might just be a language thing.

Crespo and Diouf seem to be in the same boat.

[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/4726797.stm[/URL]

"If the electricity bill came, it was a problem as well. Those things would occupy my mind every day."

That £100 fine is going to take months to pay off. He's only on 20k a week.

And Davies wondered where his hubcaps had gone.

Well, he played at Liverpool for a year, some things were bound to rub off on him

A whole £100! I'm sure he's weeping as we speak.