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Is there anyone better to aspire towards if you're resigned to a life of booze, drugs, despondency and hangovers? I think not, so he's my newest cinema hero. Alternatively, use this thread for your favourite Withnail & I quotes, of which there are many. Here's mine:
*spits phlegm*
"Jesus. Apart from a raw potato that's the only solid to have passed my lips in 48 hours. I must be ill."
Gah, god damn retarded character limit on topic title...
"A coward you are, Withnail. An expert on bulls, you are not!"
In fact, I'm going to watch it right now.
"I have a heart condition. If you hit me it's murder"
> I always liked the line (and delivery) of...
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> "Look at him! Look at Jeff Woade!"
"Look at him! Look at Jeff Woad. His head must weight twenty pounds on its own! Imagine the size of his balls... Imagine getting into a fight with the [F]er.
"Please, I don't feel good...."
"That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Jeff...."
"Oh, no, he'd like a bit of pleading, add spice to it..... In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do to you before he even did it."
"I'm. going. to. pull. your. head. off."
"no! please don't pull my head off!"
"I'm going to pull your head off, cos I don't like your head!"
Ahahahhaha, It all come flooding back.
"Look at him! Look at Jeff Woade!"
Man, I could go all day.
"Warm up? We may as well sit around a cigarette. We'll be found dead in here next spring."
(just drunk lighter fuel)
"Got any more?"
"No. nothing"
"Liar! What's in your toolbox?"
"Nothing"
"Liar!!!!!!!!! You've got... antifreeze!!"
"You should never mix your drinks"
My kind of boozer.