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I fell off the toilet. Not into the toilet, as a certain ginger person here did, but off the toilet.
Let me explain.
I work in an office during the day, and they're bringing in new people to work the evenings. I was picked to help train them so my flexi hours were changed for the next two weeks so I was staying until 8pm (minimum) every night so I could train up on the work they’ll be doing then sit with them when they come in at 4:30.
So instead of coming in at 7:30 when it's still nice and cool, then going home when it's boiling hot at 4, I'm going in when it's boiling hot at 12 and coming home when it's cool at 8:30.
I get into work and I'm sweating buckets. I also need to expel some faeces so I head to the bogs. As I kock* my leg slightly to clean my fourth eye I slip on my own sweat and go off the seat and into the wall. Luckily the cubicles are so small there's not really anywhere to go so I'm still mostly on the bog. But still, I can only vaguely remember that happening once before, under similar circumstances many a year ago.
'Tis very hot here in Newcastle.
*damn swear filter
Let me explain.
I work in an office during the day, and they're bringing in new people to work the evenings. I was picked to help train them so my flexi hours were changed for the next two weeks so I was staying until 8pm (minimum) every night so I could train up on the work they’ll be doing then sit with them when they come in at 4:30.
So instead of coming in at 7:30 when it's still nice and cool, then going home when it's boiling hot at 4, I'm going in when it's boiling hot at 12 and coming home when it's cool at 8:30.
I get into work and I'm sweating buckets. I also need to expel some faeces so I head to the bogs. As I kock* my leg slightly to clean my fourth eye I slip on my own sweat and go off the seat and into the wall. Luckily the cubicles are so small there's not really anywhere to go so I'm still mostly on the bog. But still, I can only vaguely remember that happening once before, under similar circumstances many a year ago.
'Tis very hot here in Newcastle.
*damn swear filter
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Betty Swollocks.
Nuff said.
Nuff said.
It's hot as a mofo up here. The day started off prettty cool but now it's hotter than Natalie Portman sitting on Heather Grahams face, wearing edible panties.
Hopefully finish work early and have me a BBQ.
Hopefully finish work early and have me a BBQ.
It's overcast here and cool
YEYEYYEEYEYYEYEYEYEYey finally
YEYEYYEEYEYYEYEYEYEYey finally
It's not too bad. Well, keep away from shopping centres and your ok. The five day forcast says it will be 26-28.
BTW: You don't fall of plastic seats.
BTW: You don't fall of plastic seats.
Apparantly sometime next week.
Here's hoping.
Here's hoping.
Its been to hot for to long, its been about +30 for 2 weeks and the heat and humidity takes it out of you!
That toilet trick of yours nearly happened to me to the other day!!
You cant step out cos the ground is so hot, I prfer winter myself as you can easily warm up,.... I cant cool down easily and it just makes you irritable!!!! Whens it supposed to be cooling off? Anyone know?
That toilet trick of yours nearly happened to me to the other day!!
You cant step out cos the ground is so hot, I prfer winter myself as you can easily warm up,.... I cant cool down easily and it just makes you irritable!!!! Whens it supposed to be cooling off? Anyone know?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND BRITISH WEATHER!!!11!5
I'm more of a winter person myself. Although I went to the beach yesterday, and that was fun. Burnt my neck though.
I'm more of a winter person myself. Although I went to the beach yesterday, and that was fun. Burnt my neck though.
It's been many hot all day i have had to sit down the pub :(
It's very hot today, too. *nods*
What a lovely mental picture you painted there.
I'm off to drill my brain out.
I'm off to drill my brain out.
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