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"Short Story Competition 29"

Wow, so I won?

Huh!

Hello, I am not J Nash, and I live in your cabinet.

Okay, the rules are;
:- No tresspassing!
:- Only one entry per merm! (person)
:- Entries have to be within 400 words
:- No Crossbob

I am J Nash, and I hereby claim my papal blessing.

The topic is Bell...hound?
The closing date is July 26th

Wow, so I won?

Huh!

Hello, I am not J Nash, and I live in your cabinet.

Okay, the rules are;
:- No tresspassing!
:- Only one entry per merm! (person)
:- Entries have to be within 400 words
:- No Crossbob

I am J Nash, and I hereby claim my papal blessing.

The topic is Bell...hound?
The closing date is July 26th

You have tarnished my good name, you Nazi aviator overlord.

I liked how you made the bullet points look like little schlongs though.

Hmm, bell hound?

I categorically deny the involvement of J Nash in, for example, World War Two. Or anything.

I am not J Nash, and I did not steal your child.

Do a Different topic please.

Memorandum! wrote:
> :- No Crossbob

What im not allowed to enter?

Well done Memorandum! my new topic is Crossbob!

Thanks!

EDIT - Ignore my utter stupidity.

I might actually enter one of these on day if a decent topic ever crops up.

(read: I can't be bothered most of the time, but am convinced that someday I will be...)