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"Creative" writer: So Vince, what are we going to be doing this Monday night on Raw?
Vince: You got a pen and paper ready?
"Creative" writer: Yeh
Vince: Ok, write down what I say.
"Creative" writer: Ok, boss.
Vince: Right, well, Hogan is releasing a new reality show soon. Let's use the first 15 mins of Raw plugging that.
"Creative" writer: Sounds good.
Vince: On the subject of plugging, John Cena has a new album and concert coming soon. Let's get him to have a row with Jericho so that way we can promote them both at the same time.
"Creative" writer: Excellent idea. I would have never thought of that.
Vince: People want to see lots of half naked women right? Let's spend half an hour of the show making our half naked diva contestants run an obstacle course. That will get hundreds of viewers.
"Creative" writer: Another brilliant idea from the boss! Next?
Vince: Let's promote Cena some more. We will air his video live on Raw for like the 5th time. That should waste another 5 minutes.
"Creative" writer: Ok, but we still have another 30 minutes left.
Vince: Well, I'm out of ideas. You?
"Creative" writer: Erm, .... maybe a wrestling match of some sort?
Vince: That's a preposterous idea. What do I pay you for? YOU'RE FIRED!
Vince: You got a pen and paper ready?
"Creative" writer: Yeh
Vince: Ok, write down what I say.
"Creative" writer: Ok, boss.
Vince: Right, well, Hogan is releasing a new reality show soon. Let's use the first 15 mins of Raw plugging that.
"Creative" writer: Sounds good.
Vince: On the subject of plugging, John Cena has a new album and concert coming soon. Let's get him to have a row with Jericho so that way we can promote them both at the same time.
"Creative" writer: Excellent idea. I would have never thought of that.
Vince: People want to see lots of half naked women right? Let's spend half an hour of the show making our half naked diva contestants run an obstacle course. That will get hundreds of viewers.
"Creative" writer: Another brilliant idea from the boss! Next?
Vince: Let's promote Cena some more. We will air his video live on Raw for like the 5th time. That should waste another 5 minutes.
"Creative" writer: Ok, but we still have another 30 minutes left.
Vince: Well, I'm out of ideas. You?
"Creative" writer: Erm, .... maybe a wrestling match of some sort?
Vince: That's a preposterous idea. What do I pay you for? YOU'RE FIRED!
You forget the HHH involvement
HHH - Vince i need to talk
Vince - what is it Paul, anything for you
HHH - As you know the fans have been getting on my back
Vince - yes?
HHH - Well how about we make RAW absolutely terrible, even worse than when i'm dominating it and show the fans just how much they need me in every segment of the show
Vince - is that possible ......... ermmm i mean how so?
HHH - Well how about we have almost no wrestling at all and instead have a bunch of talentless bimbo's running around for a quarter of the show and then a load of talking to fill in the rest of the time. But just to make sure the show isn't totally terrible throw a Viscera match in, i mean we all know how much the fans like him. By the time i return the fans will have to like me
Vince - excellent idea Paul i can smell the ratings and money right now!! i'll have my creative team get on it right away. Now if you'll excuse me i have to see who else has the slightest bit of talent on my roster to fire or stick them with a horrible gimmick
HHH - Vince i need to talk
Vince - what is it Paul, anything for you
HHH - As you know the fans have been getting on my back
Vince - yes?
HHH - Well how about we make RAW absolutely terrible, even worse than when i'm dominating it and show the fans just how much they need me in every segment of the show
Vince - is that possible ......... ermmm i mean how so?
HHH - Well how about we have almost no wrestling at all and instead have a bunch of talentless bimbo's running around for a quarter of the show and then a load of talking to fill in the rest of the time. But just to make sure the show isn't totally terrible throw a Viscera match in, i mean we all know how much the fans like him. By the time i return the fans will have to like me
Vince - excellent idea Paul i can smell the ratings and money right now!! i'll have my creative team get on it right away. Now if you'll excuse me i have to see who else has the slightest bit of talent on my roster to fire or stick them with a horrible gimmick
"Creative" writer: So Vince, what are we going to be doing this Monday night on Raw?
Vince: You got a pen and paper ready?
"Creative" writer: Yeh
Vince: Ok, write down what I say.
"Creative" writer: Ok, boss.
Vince: Right, well, Hogan is releasing a new reality show soon. Let's use the first 15 mins of Raw plugging that.
"Creative" writer: Sounds good.
Vince: On the subject of plugging, John Cena has a new album and concert coming soon. Let's get him to have a row with Jericho so that way we can promote them both at the same time.
"Creative" writer: Excellent idea. I would have never thought of that.
Vince: People want to see lots of half naked women right? Let's spend half an hour of the show making our half naked diva contestants run an obstacle course. That will get hundreds of viewers.
"Creative" writer: Another brilliant idea from the boss! Next?
Vince: Let's promote Cena some more. We will air his video live on Raw for like the 5th time. That should waste another 5 minutes.
"Creative" writer: Ok, but we still have another 30 minutes left.
Vince: Well, I'm out of ideas. You?
"Creative" writer: Erm, .... maybe a wrestling match of some sort?
Vince: That's a preposterous idea. What do I pay you for? YOU'RE FIRED!
Vince: You got a pen and paper ready?
"Creative" writer: Yeh
Vince: Ok, write down what I say.
"Creative" writer: Ok, boss.
Vince: Right, well, Hogan is releasing a new reality show soon. Let's use the first 15 mins of Raw plugging that.
"Creative" writer: Sounds good.
Vince: On the subject of plugging, John Cena has a new album and concert coming soon. Let's get him to have a row with Jericho so that way we can promote them both at the same time.
"Creative" writer: Excellent idea. I would have never thought of that.
Vince: People want to see lots of half naked women right? Let's spend half an hour of the show making our half naked diva contestants run an obstacle course. That will get hundreds of viewers.
"Creative" writer: Another brilliant idea from the boss! Next?
Vince: Let's promote Cena some more. We will air his video live on Raw for like the 5th time. That should waste another 5 minutes.
"Creative" writer: Ok, but we still have another 30 minutes left.
Vince: Well, I'm out of ideas. You?
"Creative" writer: Erm, .... maybe a wrestling match of some sort?
Vince: That's a preposterous idea. What do I pay you for? YOU'RE FIRED!