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Dear Rafa
In regards to the request by Steven "How can I leave now?" Gerrard that he would like to leave Liverpool, I would like to inform you that Real Madrid have no interest in buying him. No, really, you can trust me, that Brazilian guy told me. No need to call them, trust in Jose. However, before Bolton Wanderers come in with a lucrative £2 million + Diouf bid, I would like you consider my offer. I have structured two payment plans:
1) £40 million. This will be paid in full to Mr Gerrard's agent.
2) £30 million + Joe Cole. The lump sum of £30 million (I earn this much in a year, you flaccid-faced Spainish donkey, hoho, only a joke, Jose like to joke) will be paid in full to Mr Gerrard's agent and Joe Cole will be returned on a 5-year loan to Chelsea. No need to ask, Joe, I have already asked him.
3) We'll buy the entire playing staff of a Spanish club of your choice (Not Real Madrid, Barcelona or Valencia. Or Real Betis, I want Joaquin to cook me my toast), expressely for you, Mr Red-Cheeked I-Like-Nunez Hombre.
Hoping to hear from you soon,
Jose Mourinho
P.S I got Geremi to type this for me
P.P.S You want Scott Parker as part of the deal? You can't have him, I sold him to Newcastle! Hahahahah, that'll teach you for cheating in the semi-final. Jose always win big.
In regards to the request by Steven "How can I leave now?" Gerrard that he would like to leave Liverpool, I would like to inform you that Real Madrid have no interest in buying him. No, really, you can trust me, that Brazilian guy told me. No need to call them, trust in Jose. However, before Bolton Wanderers come in with a lucrative £2 million + Diouf bid, I would like you consider my offer. I have structured two payment plans:
1) £40 million. This will be paid in full to Mr Gerrard's agent.
2) £30 million + Joe Cole. The lump sum of £30 million (I earn this much in a year, you flaccid-faced Spainish donkey, hoho, only a joke, Jose like to joke) will be paid in full to Mr Gerrard's agent and Joe Cole will be returned on a 5-year loan to Chelsea. No need to ask, Joe, I have already asked him.
3) We'll buy the entire playing staff of a Spanish club of your choice (Not Real Madrid, Barcelona or Valencia. Or Real Betis, I want Joaquin to cook me my toast), expressely for you, Mr Red-Cheeked I-Like-Nunez Hombre.
Hoping to hear from you soon,
Jose Mourinho
P.S I got Geremi to type this for me
P.P.S You want Scott Parker as part of the deal? You can't have him, I sold him to Newcastle! Hahahahah, that'll teach you for cheating in the semi-final. Jose always win big.
I thought Liverpool were the team to give large amounts of money straight to the player's agent?
;D
;D
*laughs*
Stryke wrote:
> before Bolton Wanderers come in
> with a lucrative £2 million + Diouf bid,
> P.S I got Geremi to type this for me
Lol.
The broken English helped with the Jhole Jose thing. Whether it was intentional or not...
> before Bolton Wanderers come in
> with a lucrative £2 million + Diouf bid,
> P.S I got Geremi to type this for me
Lol.
The broken English helped with the Jhole Jose thing. Whether it was intentional or not...
Colourless wrote:
> Colourless wrote:
> I'm not sure if you've started enough sarcastic scouse threads yet.
> Please start more.
--
Sarky git.
> Colourless wrote:
> I'm not sure if you've started enough sarcastic scouse threads yet.
> Please start more.
--
Sarky git.
Lol.
Colourless wrote:
> I'm not sure if you've started enough sarcastic scouse threads yet.
> Please start more.
> I'm not sure if you've started enough sarcastic scouse threads yet.
> Please start more.
Heheh.
Say no to drugs.
lmao
Dear Rafa
In regards to the request by Steven "How can I leave now?" Gerrard that he would like to leave Liverpool, I would like to inform you that Real Madrid have no interest in buying him. No, really, you can trust me, that Brazilian guy told me. No need to call them, trust in Jose. However, before Bolton Wanderers come in with a lucrative £2 million + Diouf bid, I would like you consider my offer. I have structured two payment plans:
1) £40 million. This will be paid in full to Mr Gerrard's agent.
2) £30 million + Joe Cole. The lump sum of £30 million (I earn this much in a year, you flaccid-faced Spainish donkey, hoho, only a joke, Jose like to joke) will be paid in full to Mr Gerrard's agent and Joe Cole will be returned on a 5-year loan to Chelsea. No need to ask, Joe, I have already asked him.
3) We'll buy the entire playing staff of a Spanish club of your choice (Not Real Madrid, Barcelona or Valencia. Or Real Betis, I want Joaquin to cook me my toast), expressely for you, Mr Red-Cheeked I-Like-Nunez Hombre.
Hoping to hear from you soon,
Jose Mourinho
P.S I got Geremi to type this for me
P.P.S You want Scott Parker as part of the deal? You can't have him, I sold him to Newcastle! Hahahahah, that'll teach you for cheating in the semi-final. Jose always win big.
In regards to the request by Steven "How can I leave now?" Gerrard that he would like to leave Liverpool, I would like to inform you that Real Madrid have no interest in buying him. No, really, you can trust me, that Brazilian guy told me. No need to call them, trust in Jose. However, before Bolton Wanderers come in with a lucrative £2 million + Diouf bid, I would like you consider my offer. I have structured two payment plans:
1) £40 million. This will be paid in full to Mr Gerrard's agent.
2) £30 million + Joe Cole. The lump sum of £30 million (I earn this much in a year, you flaccid-faced Spainish donkey, hoho, only a joke, Jose like to joke) will be paid in full to Mr Gerrard's agent and Joe Cole will be returned on a 5-year loan to Chelsea. No need to ask, Joe, I have already asked him.
3) We'll buy the entire playing staff of a Spanish club of your choice (Not Real Madrid, Barcelona or Valencia. Or Real Betis, I want Joaquin to cook me my toast), expressely for you, Mr Red-Cheeked I-Like-Nunez Hombre.
Hoping to hear from you soon,
Jose Mourinho
P.S I got Geremi to type this for me
P.P.S You want Scott Parker as part of the deal? You can't have him, I sold him to Newcastle! Hahahahah, that'll teach you for cheating in the semi-final. Jose always win big.