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"Put a 13 at the strt ov ur msn name!!111"

argh lots of peepl putting 3 for the every 3 seconds a child dies thing. So i have created a new one.
"every year 13 people die form a vending machine falling on them"
spread the word,

English_Bloke wrote:
> I seem to remember being told when I was in the force that 7 people a
> year end up with serious injuries because of trying to photocopy
> their own backsides at office parties.

These were mostly caused by the photocopier cleaners throwing bottles at them.

Whatever passes for entertainment where you live.

*sigh*


I have seen someone smoke a ciggarette with sparkler powder in it though.

A cigarette with a wire through the middle.

Seriously though, what kind of fag would you have to be to get electrocuted by 9v?

Yeah because nine volts is a deadly amount















...

Here's a silly one: every year 3 people in the UK die from testing a 9v battery with their tounge :s strange but true.

It was one of the few things that really made me smile on here.

Hedfix wrote:
> Every year 1337 people die from leet haxor attacks.

Surprisingly hilarious =]

More people die each year putting on their socks than people on British airways flights.

BA = safe airline

Either that or a lot of people like the challenge of putting on their socks at the edge of tall buildings.