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Not that most of you could give a rats ass, but I'm in a jolly mood. No, not Fosters, just the jolly you get from knowing you're off work for 6 days and have 5 days of sun, beer, hilarity and getting laid (with any luck).
A mates stag do, 20 of us going in all. To quote a Kaiser Chiefs lyric - I predict a riot.
I make that 2 excursions abroad in one month. If only I can keep this up. That reminds me, might pack that viagra jelly a mate at work gave me.
Happy days, people.
A mates stag do, 20 of us going in all. To quote a Kaiser Chiefs lyric - I predict a riot.
I make that 2 excursions abroad in one month. If only I can keep this up. That reminds me, might pack that viagra jelly a mate at work gave me.
Happy days, people.
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It's possible I was taken for a dumb onion while in a delicate state.
I think a mechanical bull is the culprit though. What a complete nonce.
I think a mechanical bull is the culprit though. What a complete nonce.
Are you sure you didn't pay off a prostitute with them when you were drunk?
Actually not the end of that chapter, lost my Samsung D500 mobile phone and a £250 pair of glasses. ouch.
Got back last night at 2am.
22 of us in total went. 2 of them are getting married within 2 weeks, so it seemed only fair we dressed them in convicts outfits and chained them by the ankle to each other for the duration of saturday night.
Benidorm is an experience. There isn't any culture to speak of, just rows of tacky shops, restaurants, english pubs and comedy clubs, amidst an endless vista of grotty looking apartment blocks. Blackpool is a sophisticated holiday destination in comparison. But for a stag do it is tailor made debauchery.
The weather was almost unbearably hot, a sweltering 31 degrees for the most part, like walking into an oven when you leave the plane. Burnt myself to a crisp while at 'Aqualandia', the local water park. The water chutes were the best I've seen, with one particular slide accelerating you to about 80mph. You can't see a damn thing while flying down it due to water hitting you in the face like a fire hose.
Spent many an evening in comedy clubs and sex shows. Quite amazing what 'Sticky Vicky' can do with a light bulb, I'm sure her mum is proud of her. Brothels seem to be abundant also, and handily located. Women everywhere but not as many as I'd hoped, perhaps not the best week to go if looking for a sweaty fumble or two. Still, not disappointed.
Everything was done to excess, and it's going to take a week or so to re-adjust to the mundane nature of the daily grind. Have no other holidays to look forward to for the rest of the year, so need to get something booked, even if it's just a week in newquay.
And that's the end of that chapter.
22 of us in total went. 2 of them are getting married within 2 weeks, so it seemed only fair we dressed them in convicts outfits and chained them by the ankle to each other for the duration of saturday night.
Benidorm is an experience. There isn't any culture to speak of, just rows of tacky shops, restaurants, english pubs and comedy clubs, amidst an endless vista of grotty looking apartment blocks. Blackpool is a sophisticated holiday destination in comparison. But for a stag do it is tailor made debauchery.
The weather was almost unbearably hot, a sweltering 31 degrees for the most part, like walking into an oven when you leave the plane. Burnt myself to a crisp while at 'Aqualandia', the local water park. The water chutes were the best I've seen, with one particular slide accelerating you to about 80mph. You can't see a damn thing while flying down it due to water hitting you in the face like a fire hose.
Spent many an evening in comedy clubs and sex shows. Quite amazing what 'Sticky Vicky' can do with a light bulb, I'm sure her mum is proud of her. Brothels seem to be abundant also, and handily located. Women everywhere but not as many as I'd hoped, perhaps not the best week to go if looking for a sweaty fumble or two. Still, not disappointed.
Everything was done to excess, and it's going to take a week or so to re-adjust to the mundane nature of the daily grind. Have no other holidays to look forward to for the rest of the year, so need to get something booked, even if it's just a week in newquay.
And that's the end of that chapter.
I'm going away on Saturday.
No crappy Club 18-30 for me this year. I'm too sophisticated, I hope I spelt that right.
No crappy Club 18-30 for me this year. I'm too sophisticated, I hope I spelt that right.
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> Majorca[chant]Majorca Majorca Majorca Majorca Majorca[/chant]
>
> *cough*
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> Saturday, 2 weeks+sun+sea+sand+sangria+beer+lager+all
> inclusive+women=a damn good time
I'm going there late July. Nice place.
> Majorca[chant]Majorca Majorca Majorca Majorca Majorca[/chant]
>
> *cough*
>
> Saturday, 2 weeks+sun+sea+sand+sangria+beer+lager+all
> inclusive+women=a damn good time
I'm going there late July. Nice place.
You * Viagra jelly = Chuckle Brothers Benidorm Special
Majorca[chant]Majorca Majorca Majorca Majorca Majorca[/chant]
*cough*
Saturday, 2 weeks+sun+sea+sand+sangria+beer+lager+all inclusive+women=a damn good time
*cough*
Saturday, 2 weeks+sun+sea+sand+sangria+beer+lager+all inclusive+women=a damn good time
People with guns that shot any litter?
Benidorm is a poo hole. Went there about 4 years ago and it was nasty. Although they did have the cleanest beach I have ever seen. They have cleaners walking up and down it all day but thats the only place I think they did clean.
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