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"Protecting your PC and starring in big-name Hollywood movies aren’t as far removed as you might think. When starring in moderately-successful heist flick The Score, someone actually ate one of Marlon Brando’s meatball sandwiches on-set – the ensuing mess was not unlike the effect a particularly nasty virus can have on your hard drive i.e. total devastation. With my patented software, you can rest easy that your encrypted files stay that way – safe. Just because I starred as a psychotic killer in Richard Gere-vehicle Primal Fear, doesn’t mean I’ll go mad and try and corrupt all your files from inside your computer. I can practically guarantee that won’t happen."
think I may have posted this several years ago but I'll give it another run out now
"Protecting your PC and starring in big-name Hollywood movies aren’t as far removed as you might think. When starring in moderately-successful heist flick The Score, someone actually ate one of Marlon Brando’s meatball sandwiches on-set – the ensuing mess was not unlike the effect a particularly nasty virus can have on your hard drive i.e. total devastation. With my patented software, you can rest easy that your encrypted files stay that way – safe. Just because I starred as a psychotic killer in Richard Gere-vehicle Primal Fear, doesn’t mean I’ll go mad and try and corrupt all your files from inside your computer. I can practically guarantee that won’t happen."
think I may have posted this several years ago but I'll give it another run out now
I thought you captured Norton's voice perfectly.
But hey, I liked it first time around.
But hey, I liked it first time around.
That was... um..
*Looks word up in Phil Collins Theasaurus*
Cheesy.
*Looks word up in Phil Collins Theasaurus*
Cheesy.
That looks great.
Not one of the best things I've ever written, granted, but it is about three years old. Waiting for War of the Worlds to come around so I can write a review for that to be honest.
Ouch. Sorry. Sub "tvGoHome" style prose based on a weak pun. C'mon Snugs, The site deserves better.
[URL]http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/index.php[/URL]
"Protecting your PC and starring in big-name Hollywood movies aren’t as far removed as you might think. When starring in moderately-successful heist flick The Score, someone actually ate one of Marlon Brando’s meatball sandwiches on-set – the ensuing mess was not unlike the effect a particularly nasty virus can have on your hard drive i.e. total devastation. With my patented software, you can rest easy that your encrypted files stay that way – safe. Just because I starred as a psychotic killer in Richard Gere-vehicle Primal Fear, doesn’t mean I’ll go mad and try and corrupt all your files from inside your computer. I can practically guarantee that won’t happen."
think I may have posted this several years ago but I'll give it another run out now
"Protecting your PC and starring in big-name Hollywood movies aren’t as far removed as you might think. When starring in moderately-successful heist flick The Score, someone actually ate one of Marlon Brando’s meatball sandwiches on-set – the ensuing mess was not unlike the effect a particularly nasty virus can have on your hard drive i.e. total devastation. With my patented software, you can rest easy that your encrypted files stay that way – safe. Just because I starred as a psychotic killer in Richard Gere-vehicle Primal Fear, doesn’t mean I’ll go mad and try and corrupt all your files from inside your computer. I can practically guarantee that won’t happen."
think I may have posted this several years ago but I'll give it another run out now