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Hope it's not to late.
"I hate you", cried the demonic temptress on my shoulder. I woke up suddenly and she tumbled down onto my chest. "Steady there fat boy", she whispered. "You know what it's time for".
"Breakfast", I joked sleepily. And pushed her tiny body away from me.
I rolled over and fell asleep again.
I was woken by a sharp jab in my thigh. "Ow", I cried. "Pera why are you so violent?".
"Why are you so gay?", she replied nastily. " You know what it's time for get your lazy butt out of bed. We have a big day ahead of us.
Pera turned her back as I changed into a fresh pair of undies and put on my brand new suit. "Ok you look fine tubby, come on come on you take so long. As I walked down the street people turned their heads to see who I was talking to. "Take no notice", Perpastra exclaimed into my ear. "These people are just jealous that they don't have hallucinations to talk to".
We stopped outside a redbrick house. "You know what to do", Pera said gleefully. "You've always wanted to be on tv. Don't blow it now." I set up a ladder against the side of the house then dashed around the front and knocked on the door. A little girl we had been planning to kidnap for a long time answered. "Cute", I thought as I grabbed her by her hair.
I ducktaped her mouth and pulled a slender pistol from my backpack. I fired a shot into the air and ran to the ladder dragging the girl violently. As I climbed with her in my arms I wondered if there was any other way I could get famous. "There isn't", Pera told me. And I reached the roof and laid the girl down.
By this time people had started gathering around the house and the girls parents were crying hysterically. I put the cold metal to the girls forehead and laughed manically. "Is this what I've become", I shouted. "I'll never know why God made me this way".
The police came and I ducked behind the chimney. I could hear one of them trying to reason with me but i wasn't prepared to listen. I jumped out and fired a sshot at the policecar down below. The bullet penetrated the glass and struck an officer in the chest.
"Uh Oh I've been a bad boy haven't I?" And I repeatedly rained shots upon the public and the police. The camera crew were in a copter. I was on TV! My dream, my one dream, my only dream fulfilled. I didn't care what happened next and I cried out as something searing and hot shattered my shoulder bone destroying Pera and breaking the curse. I faded from all focus and drifted into unconciousness.
I woke in a padded cell. Bit cliched really. i stared at my shoulder which was wrapped in bandages and spun around to make sure I was ok. I was. Everything was going to be good again....
"Hello", said a voice from my pocket.
"Darn".
It was the other woman.
"I hate you", cried the demonic temptress on my shoulder. I woke up suddenly and she tumbled down onto my chest. "Steady there fat boy", she whispered. "You know what it's time for".
"Breakfast", I joked sleepily. And pushed her tiny body away from me.
I rolled over and fell asleep again.
I was woken by a sharp jab in my thigh. "Ow", I cried. "Pera why are you so violent?".
"Why are you so gay?", she replied nastily. " You know what it's time for get your lazy butt out of bed. We have a big day ahead of us.
Pera turned her back as I changed into a fresh pair of undies and put on my brand new suit. "Ok you look fine tubby, come on come on you take so long. As I walked down the street people turned their heads to see who I was talking to. "Take no notice", Perpastra exclaimed into my ear. "These people are just jealous that they don't have hallucinations to talk to".
We stopped outside a redbrick house. "You know what to do", Pera said gleefully. "You've always wanted to be on tv. Don't blow it now." I set up a ladder against the side of the house then dashed around the front and knocked on the door. A little girl we had been planning to kidnap for a long time answered. "Cute", I thought as I grabbed her by her hair.
I ducktaped her mouth and pulled a slender pistol from my backpack. I fired a shot into the air and ran to the ladder dragging the girl violently. As I climbed with her in my arms I wondered if there was any other way I could get famous. "There isn't", Pera told me. And I reached the roof and laid the girl down.
By this time people had started gathering around the house and the girls parents were crying hysterically. I put the cold metal to the girls forehead and laughed manically. "Is this what I've become", I shouted. "I'll never know why God made me this way".
The police came and I ducked behind the chimney. I could hear one of them trying to reason with me but i wasn't prepared to listen. I jumped out and fired a sshot at the policecar down below. The bullet penetrated the glass and struck an officer in the chest.
"Uh Oh I've been a bad boy haven't I?" And I repeatedly rained shots upon the public and the police. The camera crew were in a copter. I was on TV! My dream, my one dream, my only dream fulfilled. I didn't care what happened next and I cried out as something searing and hot shattered my shoulder bone destroying Pera and breaking the curse. I faded from all focus and drifted into unconciousness.
I woke in a padded cell. Bit cliched really. i stared at my shoulder which was wrapped in bandages and spun around to make sure I was ok. I was. Everything was going to be good again....
"Hello", said a voice from my pocket.
"Darn".
It was the other woman.
Well, I'd certainly stick to story writing rather than forum posting, Alfonse.
Very good tale weel told. Write more, do.
Very good tale weel told. Write more, do.
He is very idiotic at times but does know how to write a story.
No offese Alfonse but I'd sort of dismissed you as a forum retard and was expecting this to be CrossBob-esque, but it was actually really good. The main ideas weren't original but the descriptiveness was really good and effective, also it was cleverly started and finished, meaning you started right amidst the action which made me intrigued to read on. A really nice story and a cool last line. Nice effort.
Thank you.
I'll include this, although you are over the deadline, but hey, summertime dudes!
Hope it's not to late.
"I hate you", cried the demonic temptress on my shoulder. I woke up suddenly and she tumbled down onto my chest. "Steady there fat boy", she whispered. "You know what it's time for".
"Breakfast", I joked sleepily. And pushed her tiny body away from me.
I rolled over and fell asleep again.
I was woken by a sharp jab in my thigh. "Ow", I cried. "Pera why are you so violent?".
"Why are you so gay?", she replied nastily. " You know what it's time for get your lazy butt out of bed. We have a big day ahead of us.
Pera turned her back as I changed into a fresh pair of undies and put on my brand new suit. "Ok you look fine tubby, come on come on you take so long. As I walked down the street people turned their heads to see who I was talking to. "Take no notice", Perpastra exclaimed into my ear. "These people are just jealous that they don't have hallucinations to talk to".
We stopped outside a redbrick house. "You know what to do", Pera said gleefully. "You've always wanted to be on tv. Don't blow it now." I set up a ladder against the side of the house then dashed around the front and knocked on the door. A little girl we had been planning to kidnap for a long time answered. "Cute", I thought as I grabbed her by her hair.
I ducktaped her mouth and pulled a slender pistol from my backpack. I fired a shot into the air and ran to the ladder dragging the girl violently. As I climbed with her in my arms I wondered if there was any other way I could get famous. "There isn't", Pera told me. And I reached the roof and laid the girl down.
By this time people had started gathering around the house and the girls parents were crying hysterically. I put the cold metal to the girls forehead and laughed manically. "Is this what I've become", I shouted. "I'll never know why God made me this way".
The police came and I ducked behind the chimney. I could hear one of them trying to reason with me but i wasn't prepared to listen. I jumped out and fired a sshot at the policecar down below. The bullet penetrated the glass and struck an officer in the chest.
"Uh Oh I've been a bad boy haven't I?" And I repeatedly rained shots upon the public and the police. The camera crew were in a copter. I was on TV! My dream, my one dream, my only dream fulfilled. I didn't care what happened next and I cried out as something searing and hot shattered my shoulder bone destroying Pera and breaking the curse. I faded from all focus and drifted into unconciousness.
I woke in a padded cell. Bit cliched really. i stared at my shoulder which was wrapped in bandages and spun around to make sure I was ok. I was. Everything was going to be good again....
"Hello", said a voice from my pocket.
"Darn".
It was the other woman.
"I hate you", cried the demonic temptress on my shoulder. I woke up suddenly and she tumbled down onto my chest. "Steady there fat boy", she whispered. "You know what it's time for".
"Breakfast", I joked sleepily. And pushed her tiny body away from me.
I rolled over and fell asleep again.
I was woken by a sharp jab in my thigh. "Ow", I cried. "Pera why are you so violent?".
"Why are you so gay?", she replied nastily. " You know what it's time for get your lazy butt out of bed. We have a big day ahead of us.
Pera turned her back as I changed into a fresh pair of undies and put on my brand new suit. "Ok you look fine tubby, come on come on you take so long. As I walked down the street people turned their heads to see who I was talking to. "Take no notice", Perpastra exclaimed into my ear. "These people are just jealous that they don't have hallucinations to talk to".
We stopped outside a redbrick house. "You know what to do", Pera said gleefully. "You've always wanted to be on tv. Don't blow it now." I set up a ladder against the side of the house then dashed around the front and knocked on the door. A little girl we had been planning to kidnap for a long time answered. "Cute", I thought as I grabbed her by her hair.
I ducktaped her mouth and pulled a slender pistol from my backpack. I fired a shot into the air and ran to the ladder dragging the girl violently. As I climbed with her in my arms I wondered if there was any other way I could get famous. "There isn't", Pera told me. And I reached the roof and laid the girl down.
By this time people had started gathering around the house and the girls parents were crying hysterically. I put the cold metal to the girls forehead and laughed manically. "Is this what I've become", I shouted. "I'll never know why God made me this way".
The police came and I ducked behind the chimney. I could hear one of them trying to reason with me but i wasn't prepared to listen. I jumped out and fired a sshot at the policecar down below. The bullet penetrated the glass and struck an officer in the chest.
"Uh Oh I've been a bad boy haven't I?" And I repeatedly rained shots upon the public and the police. The camera crew were in a copter. I was on TV! My dream, my one dream, my only dream fulfilled. I didn't care what happened next and I cried out as something searing and hot shattered my shoulder bone destroying Pera and breaking the curse. I faded from all focus and drifted into unconciousness.
I woke in a padded cell. Bit cliched really. i stared at my shoulder which was wrapped in bandages and spun around to make sure I was ok. I was. Everything was going to be good again....
"Hello", said a voice from my pocket.
"Darn".
It was the other woman.