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"A door. A table."

A fist.

Clazon wrote:
>
> Instead they've done what you've suggested, even when I guess there
> is a remote possibility that a small child learning to walk could
> conceivably walk into doors and tables.

Swimming pools, roads, quarrys...

Aslong as you get the dosage high enough.

All good things to cover with children.

I have the best gloves in the world.

I thought it was to put the stress on the fact that parents always say it was an accident and that bump was a euphamism being symbolic of how domestic violence is kept hidden. And the fact that it provides more of an impact by understating it.

Instead they've done what you've suggested, even when I guess there is a remote possibility that a small child learning to walk could conceivably walk into doors and tables.

Still...

Clazon wrote:
> Isn't the line:
>
> "Little Billy could BUMP into..."
>
> How the hell do you bump into doors and tables?

You don't, that's the point.

It's funny when kids bump into a door, and even more funny when they bump into tables.
But when kids bump into fists.. Its hard not to laugh.

Haha, this thread is the funniest thing I've read all day.

Ahahah woah, we both said little billy
even though I'm pretty sure that's not the name



HMMMM

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA







Slow.

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The NPCC advert is probably the best advert on TV right now.


"little billy is always bumping into things.
A door.
A table.

[dramatic pause]

A fist."

Isn't the line:

"Little Billy could BUMP into..."

How the hell do you bump into doors and tables?