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Why the long face sonny boy? What’s that? You’re having trouble picking up a lady?
Well don’t you worry son, you’ve met the right person. ME! That’s who! And you’re in luck I can pick up any girl you like and getting them to bed you in minutes in your car, home or my favourite, the back alley! Now, now, its very pleasurable doing it in a trashcan or skip. Brings the animal out of me you know? No not rat kiddo, the…the…erm moving on
The locals in this ‘ere pub call me…Night Rider. No, its not a KITT or KARR thing, or David Hasselhoff for that matter, but I am THE Night Rider. How did I get that name you say? Oh that’s a long story sonny, I’ll make your sex life look like nothing compared to mine matey! hahaa-
Oh right, you don’t have one, yeah, yeah sorry. I got the name because I bed the most people in this pub and I’ve been with them all, black, white, Asian old, young, little boys, little girls, you name the type and I’ve sampled them. I’ve even tried thai lady boys as well, brr, hardly passed as women. Why are you looking shocked at me like that?
Now first things first, you need to stop wearing your fashionable, chav like clothes, ditch those fashion Gucci sun glasses and shirts or your levis jeans or what not and dress with REAL fashion. Like ME! So start wearing TIGHT leather trousers, Chain shirt, black berets, make sure you have moustache that’s as thick as a paintbrush chicks dig that! Now, now sonny, I don’t dress like a pimp, you dress like an ordinary person. How are you going to pick girls up wearing that?
Right now the tip is money, many girls especially those on side walks or curbs would do anything for you for a bag of chips or money. You know they’re the type of lady who do it for money as they dress well with their mini skirts, lots of lipstick and stuff like that. Many girls also like to hear you talk dirty, don’t believe me? I’ll show you! See that girl over there? the one with the long hair and large jugs? I can pull her right now!
Hey baby, want to go with me, the master mate of this ship? I know you want it baby! OW! Did YOU SEE THAT sonny? She hit me! does she knows who she’s messing with? What’s that boy? You’re leaving? Why? You’ve got a date? With HER? The one who slapped me? But your training isn’t complete! Hey come back here and finish your exclusive lessons with the Night Rider!
I don’t know other women these days, they must have bad taste and to think, to ditch me? The best catch in this here pub! What are you all staring at me like that? Police? looking for me? Where?
Well don’t you worry son, you’ve met the right person. ME! That’s who! And you’re in luck I can pick up any girl you like and getting them to bed you in minutes in your car, home or my favourite, the back alley! Now, now, its very pleasurable doing it in a trashcan or skip. Brings the animal out of me you know? No not rat kiddo, the…the…erm moving on
The locals in this ‘ere pub call me…Night Rider. No, its not a KITT or KARR thing, or David Hasselhoff for that matter, but I am THE Night Rider. How did I get that name you say? Oh that’s a long story sonny, I’ll make your sex life look like nothing compared to mine matey! hahaa-
Oh right, you don’t have one, yeah, yeah sorry. I got the name because I bed the most people in this pub and I’ve been with them all, black, white, Asian old, young, little boys, little girls, you name the type and I’ve sampled them. I’ve even tried thai lady boys as well, brr, hardly passed as women. Why are you looking shocked at me like that?
Now first things first, you need to stop wearing your fashionable, chav like clothes, ditch those fashion Gucci sun glasses and shirts or your levis jeans or what not and dress with REAL fashion. Like ME! So start wearing TIGHT leather trousers, Chain shirt, black berets, make sure you have moustache that’s as thick as a paintbrush chicks dig that! Now, now sonny, I don’t dress like a pimp, you dress like an ordinary person. How are you going to pick girls up wearing that?
Right now the tip is money, many girls especially those on side walks or curbs would do anything for you for a bag of chips or money. You know they’re the type of lady who do it for money as they dress well with their mini skirts, lots of lipstick and stuff like that. Many girls also like to hear you talk dirty, don’t believe me? I’ll show you! See that girl over there? the one with the long hair and large jugs? I can pull her right now!
Hey baby, want to go with me, the master mate of this ship? I know you want it baby! OW! Did YOU SEE THAT sonny? She hit me! does she knows who she’s messing with? What’s that boy? You’re leaving? Why? You’ve got a date? With HER? The one who slapped me? But your training isn’t complete! Hey come back here and finish your exclusive lessons with the Night Rider!
I don’t know other women these days, they must have bad taste and to think, to ditch me? The best catch in this here pub! What are you all staring at me like that? Police? looking for me? Where?
Yeah, not a bad piece, I felt it should have done something a little ... er ... more, though.
Whatever that means.
Whatever that means.
Quite entertaining, although there was one time during reading that I scrolled down to the end to see how long I had left, so that means it wasn't particularly absorbing. Quite charismatic writing style but lacked any killer jokes to make it really funny or worth reading.
Quite entertaining. Made me chuckle.
Haha. Yeah, raised a smile.
Why the long face sonny boy? What’s that? You’re having trouble picking up a lady?
Well don’t you worry son, you’ve met the right person. ME! That’s who! And you’re in luck I can pick up any girl you like and getting them to bed you in minutes in your car, home or my favourite, the back alley! Now, now, its very pleasurable doing it in a trashcan or skip. Brings the animal out of me you know? No not rat kiddo, the…the…erm moving on
The locals in this ‘ere pub call me…Night Rider. No, its not a KITT or KARR thing, or David Hasselhoff for that matter, but I am THE Night Rider. How did I get that name you say? Oh that’s a long story sonny, I’ll make your sex life look like nothing compared to mine matey! hahaa-
Oh right, you don’t have one, yeah, yeah sorry. I got the name because I bed the most people in this pub and I’ve been with them all, black, white, Asian old, young, little boys, little girls, you name the type and I’ve sampled them. I’ve even tried thai lady boys as well, brr, hardly passed as women. Why are you looking shocked at me like that?
Now first things first, you need to stop wearing your fashionable, chav like clothes, ditch those fashion Gucci sun glasses and shirts or your levis jeans or what not and dress with REAL fashion. Like ME! So start wearing TIGHT leather trousers, Chain shirt, black berets, make sure you have moustache that’s as thick as a paintbrush chicks dig that! Now, now sonny, I don’t dress like a pimp, you dress like an ordinary person. How are you going to pick girls up wearing that?
Right now the tip is money, many girls especially those on side walks or curbs would do anything for you for a bag of chips or money. You know they’re the type of lady who do it for money as they dress well with their mini skirts, lots of lipstick and stuff like that. Many girls also like to hear you talk dirty, don’t believe me? I’ll show you! See that girl over there? the one with the long hair and large jugs? I can pull her right now!
Hey baby, want to go with me, the master mate of this ship? I know you want it baby! OW! Did YOU SEE THAT sonny? She hit me! does she knows who she’s messing with? What’s that boy? You’re leaving? Why? You’ve got a date? With HER? The one who slapped me? But your training isn’t complete! Hey come back here and finish your exclusive lessons with the Night Rider!
I don’t know other women these days, they must have bad taste and to think, to ditch me? The best catch in this here pub! What are you all staring at me like that? Police? looking for me? Where?
Well don’t you worry son, you’ve met the right person. ME! That’s who! And you’re in luck I can pick up any girl you like and getting them to bed you in minutes in your car, home or my favourite, the back alley! Now, now, its very pleasurable doing it in a trashcan or skip. Brings the animal out of me you know? No not rat kiddo, the…the…erm moving on
The locals in this ‘ere pub call me…Night Rider. No, its not a KITT or KARR thing, or David Hasselhoff for that matter, but I am THE Night Rider. How did I get that name you say? Oh that’s a long story sonny, I’ll make your sex life look like nothing compared to mine matey! hahaa-
Oh right, you don’t have one, yeah, yeah sorry. I got the name because I bed the most people in this pub and I’ve been with them all, black, white, Asian old, young, little boys, little girls, you name the type and I’ve sampled them. I’ve even tried thai lady boys as well, brr, hardly passed as women. Why are you looking shocked at me like that?
Now first things first, you need to stop wearing your fashionable, chav like clothes, ditch those fashion Gucci sun glasses and shirts or your levis jeans or what not and dress with REAL fashion. Like ME! So start wearing TIGHT leather trousers, Chain shirt, black berets, make sure you have moustache that’s as thick as a paintbrush chicks dig that! Now, now sonny, I don’t dress like a pimp, you dress like an ordinary person. How are you going to pick girls up wearing that?
Right now the tip is money, many girls especially those on side walks or curbs would do anything for you for a bag of chips or money. You know they’re the type of lady who do it for money as they dress well with their mini skirts, lots of lipstick and stuff like that. Many girls also like to hear you talk dirty, don’t believe me? I’ll show you! See that girl over there? the one with the long hair and large jugs? I can pull her right now!
Hey baby, want to go with me, the master mate of this ship? I know you want it baby! OW! Did YOU SEE THAT sonny? She hit me! does she knows who she’s messing with? What’s that boy? You’re leaving? Why? You’ve got a date? With HER? The one who slapped me? But your training isn’t complete! Hey come back here and finish your exclusive lessons with the Night Rider!
I don’t know other women these days, they must have bad taste and to think, to ditch me? The best catch in this here pub! What are you all staring at me like that? Police? looking for me? Where?