Viewing Thread:
"How to make an Action movie (starring Tom Hanks)"

[URL]http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/index.php[/URL]

So yeah, I got bored of writing reviews of DVDs and movies, so I did this instead because I was bored. It's a little spoof on how I imagine Hollywood executives come up with some of the rubbish I find on Sky Movies 8 at three in the morning. Please read it, it took me about 3 hours to write. And I laughed out loud when I made the front page image, how sad is that?

"If Mel Gibson can do an Irish accent for Braveheart, then Hanks can do a British one"

Quality.

Make sure you keep an eye on Aintitcool.com, I wouldn't be surprised if First Degree Burns makes an appearence as "coming soon". I know some big wig is reading Snuggly's site and rubbing his hands together with glee.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Peter Venkman wrote:
> I liked the Prince of Thieves reference.
>
> Um... Prince of Thieves reference?

The scar on his face. The "Now we're even" line. Meh...it was late I was tired.

The flash-back bit was the best. It's just so true - swap the timeline around a bit, and people love it because they feel all smug at the end "hey! I worked it all out!"
Well, good for you, so did everyone else.

'Second-degree Burns' was the best bit.

Haha, that was top stuff.

If you've already asked me, then I've already answered you. Send me something and if it's good enough, I'll put it on the site. That simple.

Snuggly, I've asked like 8 times now and not got an answers.

CAN I PLEASE WRITE FOR BLOODY SHIZNIT?

You know I can write good n that, and asking for me to submit a taster review is stupid.

Yeah...

Peter Venkman wrote:
> I liked the Prince of Thieves reference.

Um... Prince of Thieves reference?

Crap joke that somebody made up, probably Snuggly (see General Chat for more):

Q. What does Tom Hanks drive around Hollywood in?

A. His Oscar vehicle!

It's good, made me laugh on many occasions - though I just don't see Hanks as in an acton movie.

You needed Wings Hauser.