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A long time ago in a far away forum lay the kingdoms of FOG. This FOG Forum had been split in half centuries ago by the mighty SR team and were now linked together with what was called the FOG Bridge.
The Holy SR team left a mark to show where they left, here on sacred ground they left the Mighty FOG Rod this mighty Rod controlled the goings on and Justice, and Power to the FOG Forums.
There was only about a week left to the election and everybody was restless and excited about who would be made a Notable. This election happened once every three months and was a great honour to be picked as a Notable.
Already there were two main candidates for the election Er_no and The Game, and a few more posters like ZeldaPro, were deciding on joining in, but weren't quite sure or ready yet.
"Alert, Alert, Emergency, incoming Earthquakes." Shouted a lookout from one of the towers.
Volcanoes started erupting all of a sudden and great earthquakes started shifting the ground and buildings and trees were knocked down by huge Tornadoes.
"Someone must have taken the Mighty FOG Rod" shouted Er_no above the great noise of confusion and panic.
"Yeah, must have"ZP replied..."Where's The Game gone"
"Probably hiding somewhere in a cave or basement or summin" said Er_no.
"We had better get somewhere safe too before we get swept away...quick hurry up follow me"
The two candidates ran to some nearby rocks and then lay low in a cave until the storms started to die down. It was terrible trees were getting thrown about like toys house were crumbling and getting caught up in the huge Tornadoes and everywhere got destroyed by the terrible Earthquakes, Lightning and remaining building were covered in laver rock.
"Wow look at this place it has been totally destroyed..hey look theres The Game" said Er_no
The two ran over towards him, to find him shaking and very shifty eyed and nervous.
"Where the hell did you run off to Game" jeered ZP
"Yeah where" replied Er_no.
"I j-juust went for a-a walk somewhere t-thats all-l!" stammered The Game
"In that storm...thats very hard to beleive The Game" answered ZP.
"Anyway lets go and check on the FOG Rod its right by the Bridge we might see what caused the huge storm Today."
"O-ok, but I'm not c-coming ummI-i'm really tired I s-should just go to bed"
"Umm OK Game if you want" said Er-no.
The Game hobbled off but little did they know that he had the Mighty Rod up the back of his shirt and it was scalding him and leaving harsh burns. Since this Rod would help to choose he thought he could change the desicion to so he'd get picked as this three months notable.
Meanwhile ZP and Er_no were nearing the bridge only to find the Rod missing.
"The Rods gone this could create a war we should tell the rest of the village, it could destroy us all for ever."
They ran back to The FOG village as fast as they could and made the annoucement in front of everyone. Swords and Sheilds were issued to every man and woman although some stayed back to guard the village children. Men and soldiers were posted at every corner of the forum wall and houses and walls were reinforced for Earthquakes and the like.
The Game was gone again he was nowhere to be found he wasnt in the FOG or anywhere. They al waited 5 days until they saw a large group in the distance. No could see it yet but the Rod had taken over the Game and had turned evil from his thoughts and plans to cheat into the election, and he had been forced by the Rod to collect a huge army of Microsoft bugs like from Starship Troopers to destroy FOG, they marched onwards.
"I see it I see it..i-its The Game and he has the Rod...h-hes being followed by what looks like Microsoft Bugs" annoucned Er-No.
"oh no not Microsoft bugs" said ZP " their the worst".
"Everyone on their guards and be ready for attack from the Microsoft Bugs" Shouted the guards all the way across the FOG.
On the moment of attack bugs, people died, men, women, children alike died that day in the mst brutal battle ever known to bug or man. Nothing was gained and the rod could not be found. Er_no and ZP and other survivers looked until they found them ... the Holy SR team floating right there in front of them as they watched the Mighty FOG rod being returned to its rightful place above the Bridge. And peace and balance being restored to the FOG lands.
THE END
Thanx for reading my story.
ZP. Vote for me!
The Holy SR team left a mark to show where they left, here on sacred ground they left the Mighty FOG Rod this mighty Rod controlled the goings on and Justice, and Power to the FOG Forums.
There was only about a week left to the election and everybody was restless and excited about who would be made a Notable. This election happened once every three months and was a great honour to be picked as a Notable.
Already there were two main candidates for the election Er_no and The Game, and a few more posters like ZeldaPro, were deciding on joining in, but weren't quite sure or ready yet.
"Alert, Alert, Emergency, incoming Earthquakes." Shouted a lookout from one of the towers.
Volcanoes started erupting all of a sudden and great earthquakes started shifting the ground and buildings and trees were knocked down by huge Tornadoes.
"Someone must have taken the Mighty FOG Rod" shouted Er_no above the great noise of confusion and panic.
"Yeah, must have"ZP replied..."Where's The Game gone"
"Probably hiding somewhere in a cave or basement or summin" said Er_no.
"We had better get somewhere safe too before we get swept away...quick hurry up follow me"
The two candidates ran to some nearby rocks and then lay low in a cave until the storms started to die down. It was terrible trees were getting thrown about like toys house were crumbling and getting caught up in the huge Tornadoes and everywhere got destroyed by the terrible Earthquakes, Lightning and remaining building were covered in laver rock.
"Wow look at this place it has been totally destroyed..hey look theres The Game" said Er_no
The two ran over towards him, to find him shaking and very shifty eyed and nervous.
"Where the hell did you run off to Game" jeered ZP
"Yeah where" replied Er_no.
"I j-juust went for a-a walk somewhere t-thats all-l!" stammered The Game
"In that storm...thats very hard to beleive The Game" answered ZP.
"Anyway lets go and check on the FOG Rod its right by the Bridge we might see what caused the huge storm Today."
"O-ok, but I'm not c-coming ummI-i'm really tired I s-should just go to bed"
"Umm OK Game if you want" said Er-no.
The Game hobbled off but little did they know that he had the Mighty Rod up the back of his shirt and it was scalding him and leaving harsh burns. Since this Rod would help to choose he thought he could change the desicion to so he'd get picked as this three months notable.
Meanwhile ZP and Er_no were nearing the bridge only to find the Rod missing.
"The Rods gone this could create a war we should tell the rest of the village, it could destroy us all for ever."
They ran back to The FOG village as fast as they could and made the annoucement in front of everyone. Swords and Sheilds were issued to every man and woman although some stayed back to guard the village children. Men and soldiers were posted at every corner of the forum wall and houses and walls were reinforced for Earthquakes and the like.
The Game was gone again he was nowhere to be found he wasnt in the FOG or anywhere. They al waited 5 days until they saw a large group in the distance. No could see it yet but the Rod had taken over the Game and had turned evil from his thoughts and plans to cheat into the election, and he had been forced by the Rod to collect a huge army of Microsoft bugs like from Starship Troopers to destroy FOG, they marched onwards.
"I see it I see it..i-its The Game and he has the Rod...h-hes being followed by what looks like Microsoft Bugs" annoucned Er-No.
"oh no not Microsoft bugs" said ZP " their the worst".
"Everyone on their guards and be ready for attack from the Microsoft Bugs" Shouted the guards all the way across the FOG.
On the moment of attack bugs, people died, men, women, children alike died that day in the mst brutal battle ever known to bug or man. Nothing was gained and the rod could not be found. Er_no and ZP and other survivers looked until they found them ... the Holy SR team floating right there in front of them as they watched the Mighty FOG rod being returned to its rightful place above the Bridge. And peace and balance being restored to the FOG lands.
THE END
Thanx for reading my story.
ZP. Vote for me!
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Refresh my memory what does LMAO mean again!?
turbonutter wrote:
> LMAO!
Why laugh, its true... oh how its true....
> LMAO!
Why laugh, its true... oh how its true....
LMAO!
but....we signed a contract... right I feel hungry, roasted Lamb tonight!
**here sheep sheep sheepy**
:)
**here sheep sheep sheepy**
:)
Mighty disappointed, he was.
It's not the doctors, SHEEPY told me, I tell ya!
The Game wrote:
> turbonutter wrote:
"I would kick you in the gonads, but it
> has become apparent you haven't any :)"
JUST for the record
> that was NOT me! I didn't start any rumors of likeness to that
> statement....
Who the hell told you about my medical problem? That was classified information, bloody Labour doctors...
:P
> turbonutter wrote:
"I would kick you in the gonads, but it
> has become apparent you haven't any :)"
JUST for the record
> that was NOT me! I didn't start any rumors of likeness to that
> statement....
Who the hell told you about my medical problem? That was classified information, bloody Labour doctors...
:P
turbonutter wrote:
"I would kick you in the gonads, but it has become apparent you haven't any :)"
JUST for the record that was NOT me! I didn't start any rumors of likeness to that statement....
lol
Game
"I would kick you in the gonads, but it has become apparent you haven't any :)"
JUST for the record that was NOT me! I didn't start any rumors of likeness to that statement....
lol
Game
er-no wrote:
> turbonutter wrote:
> And I will run you all over with my
> tardis-car.
Yeah right, me and The Game could stop that with two
> fingers! Then we would poke you in the eyes, and then kick you in
> the gonads... laugh... then carry on fighting!
I would kick you in the gonads, but it has become apparent you haven't any :)
> turbonutter wrote:
> And I will run you all over with my
> tardis-car.
Yeah right, me and The Game could stop that with two
> fingers! Then we would poke you in the eyes, and then kick you in
> the gonads... laugh... then carry on fighting!
I would kick you in the gonads, but it has become apparent you haven't any :)
turbonutter wrote:
> And I will run you all over with my tardis-car.
Yeah right, me and The Game could stop that with two fingers! Then we would poke you in the eyes, and then kick you in the gonads... laugh... then carry on fighting!
> And I will run you all over with my tardis-car.
Yeah right, me and The Game could stop that with two fingers! Then we would poke you in the eyes, and then kick you in the gonads... laugh... then carry on fighting!
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