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"Closer on DVD"

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Finally got around to doing a review of one of my favourite films this year. Just as good as I remember it at the cinema, only now I can freeze frame those Natalie Portman scenes. Anyone hopnig there will be some hot nudie Natalie action on the deleted scenes will be sorely disappointed, there's only a Damien Rice video to whack off to.

Larry: "What does your c*** taste like?"
Alice: "Heaven."

Finally, some others who have seen the film. All of my mates havent seen it so i cant talk to anyone about it!

I LOVE this film, it is one of my all time favourite films.

So many funny parts, some have already been mentioned...

-The chatroom bit
-The "F*** off and die" bit
-The bit where Jude Law says "Talk to me" and Natalie Portman says "I am talking...F*** OFF!"

Hahaha it's a great bit of back and forth, although I don't know anyone who could actually have a conversation at that pace.

Yeah, that scene's awesome.

"What does his *!? taste like?"
"Like yours but sweeter!"
"Thank you... thank you for your honesty, I admire that... now f**k off and die, you f**ked up sl@g."

It's so obviously a play, although I thought it translated well into a film. The best scene is that one where Larry comes home and she tells him she's leaving and he's all like "was he better than me?". Good stuff.

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Finally got around to doing a review of one of my favourite films this year. Just as good as I remember it at the cinema, only now I can freeze frame those Natalie Portman scenes. Anyone hopnig there will be some hot nudie Natalie action on the deleted scenes will be sorely disappointed, there's only a Damien Rice video to whack off to.

Larry: "What does your c*** taste like?"
Alice: "Heaven."