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"We're a doomed planet"

You might as well face it, our planet's doomed. Our leaders like starting wars for the smallest reasons, and we're slowly choking ourself to death on pollution. Everyone's lazy, and human nature tells us to lie and blame other people. People, no matter what they say or think, always care about themselves over everything else. Once we create even more advanced superweapons, our planet's done for. That's unless global warming floods everything, burns us to death, or that meteor that's meant to hit us in 14 years actually makes it here. We're not ruled by sensible people, people crave celebrities, and those with a huge amount of money and talent. Like those americans waiting outside the court case for Michael Jackson, they wouldn't care if fifty people were shot at that very moment. We're just stupid, unevolved simpletons that get a cheap laugh out of anything.

Sorry for the downer, but it's true. You can't deny it.

You might as well face it, our planet's doomed. Our leaders like starting wars for the smallest reasons, and we're slowly choking ourself to death on pollution. Everyone's lazy, and human nature tells us to lie and blame other people. People, no matter what they say or think, always care about themselves over everything else. Once we create even more advanced superweapons, our planet's done for. That's unless global warming floods everything, burns us to death, or that meteor that's meant to hit us in 14 years actually makes it here. We're not ruled by sensible people, people crave celebrities, and those with a huge amount of money and talent. Like those americans waiting outside the court case for Michael Jackson, they wouldn't care if fifty people were shot at that very moment. We're just stupid, unevolved simpletons that get a cheap laugh out of anything.

Sorry for the downer, but it's true. You can't deny it.

I won £1,000,000 on the lottery on Saturday: life is fantastic!!!

It's all a matter of perspective - didn't get that toy you wanted?

I'm not so bothered.

I quite like life but wouldn't be too upset if the sky were to rain with fire.

Raining fire, eh? That would be cool.

Monkey man, I'm not sure I believe you... Admit it- you're angry for not winning the lottery. If you did, then make some sort of fire shooting device...

I reckon the worlds just going to turn into one big free for all where all society breaks down and we are forced out of our homes and into the forests to live in trees.

It'll happen in a couple of weeks. Or when the Crazy Frog game comes out.

Go slit your wrists if you think it's bad, emo child

I'm not a planet!

Seriously though - if you're just going to be angsty and whiny and generally pathetic, why not make an early start and jump of a bridge or something.
Natural selection is a wonderful thing.

You're one of those people that believes the crazy frog is cool, and sleeps with the cd.

Just keep thinking those happy thoughts...